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Okay, feeling a little better. This may be because I've added another 25 mg of Lamictal to my daily cocktail. Also, I've been getting a lot of work done, which is good--probably because everyone's been off for a super-long weekend (my parents also took yesterday off because my stepfather was playing with Celebration Winds in Huntsville last night) and I haven't been required for dogwatching.

And then, when my eyelid starts twitching or my jaw starts aching again, I go and do some heavy wish-fulfillment internet window-shopping. I am determined to find myself the perfect moonstone cluster ring (like the ones I linked to that time). That, and I am ridiculously attracted to Alchemy Gothic jewelry. I mean, number one, my soul craves an astrolabe pendant like whoa. And there are all kinds of items that have personal Black Ribbon significance to me (It looks kind of steampunk! It looks like a test tube! It's the title of one of the books!). Also, this may be one of the best goth jewelry concepts I have ever seen--it kind of makes me laugh, it's so fantastic.

And then I go, "You know what I'd really like? A pair of Chuck Taylors." Clearly I am not very good at this whole goth-girl thing.

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Lamictal, day... what day are we on now? Eleven? Nothing new to report. Except that I took Lucky outside this morning and it felt like the first real approach of fall--a few degrees cooler, a few dead leaves swirled on the ground.

I spent most of yesterday away from my desk, which means that I have two or three days of linkspam piled up.

The lady appeared after a man-serpent and before a couple of child clog-dancers )



Anna Nicole Welcomes Daughter, Loses Son.

Gulf of Mexico earthquake felt in Southeast US. It was? I must have slept through that. Oops.

JKR correction: "I haven't written 750 pages...I'm not close to finishing."

Paris Hilton pwned at costume birthday party for Richard Branson's son. "Paris had asked if she could come to the Mad Hatter-themed bash dressed as Alice in Wonderland - guaranteeing her a starring role. But when the Virgin tycoon found out, he secretly ordered that all 60 waitresses at the event should also wear Alice costumes - and he rubbed salt into Paris's wounds when she arrived by deliberately mistaking her for one of the serving staff and asking her to serve him a drink." Just to give you a little background info: "Dressed as the Mad Hatter, Sam - one of Britain's most eligible bachelors - welcomed 300 A-list guests. VIPs included Princes William and Harry, Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton, supermodel Kate Moss, Fergie's daughters Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie and Sir Bob Geldof." This may have made my week.

[livejournal.com profile] entropy_and_me: "I wanted to bring to your attention a cause related to the horrific abuse and murder of domestic animals in one New Orleans Parish following Hurricane Katrina last year."

Sportingbet arrest sparks fears of wider internet gambling crackdown. I find what the executives take for granted to be fascinating: "Sportingbet said Chairman Peter Dicks had been arrested at JFK Airport in New York early on Thursday for alleged violation of Louisiana State laws, mirroring the arrest in July of another CEO on racketeering charges. Another London analyst who declined to be named, said: 'What was he (Dicks) doing? You just don't travel to the U.S. any more if you're in that business.'"

Visit [livejournal.com profile] particle_person's [livejournal.com profile] talesfromthefen, syndicating folklore of the East Anglia region from Tales from the Fens and More Tales from the Fens.

The Movie Spoiler needs spoilers! If you've seen one of the movies they lack, pitch in!

[livejournal.com profile] skyblade: "There's an industry poll going around ranking talent, business sense, and on-set behavior." Read it for the insider dirt. Of which there is lots.

First reactions to Casino Royale are fab. My mother, meanwhile, point-blank refused to watch the new trailer. Apparently Blond!Bond is dead to her.

Sentences you will not often see: "Directed by Finnish filmmaker Renny Harlin, the movie revolves around four studly warlocks at a prep school."

Viral marketing hits YouTube in the form of lonelygirl15 and her professionally-edited "confessions."

Turns out my second cousin is working on The Holiday, which I know principally as "the movie that dared to put Kate Winslet and Jack Black in the same fictional universe."

A revealing interview with the director of This Film Is Not Yet Rated. He reveals why violence gets lighter ratings than sex--and that the MPAA pirated his film.

Speaking of piracy: http://dontdownloadthissong.com.

"Borat" the year's most offensive masterpiece: "This year you are not going to find a more appalling, tasteless, grotesque, politically incorrect or slanderous film than Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. You probably won't laugh as hard all year either. For once it's true: Borat has to be seen to be believed. Like an exploding cesspool at a country club dinner. Or a strip show in a cathedral. You just might want to stay through the credit crawl too: The last shot is as funny as the first one." All I know is, I saw something about Alabama, the Center of the Universe, in the trailer. (That's the "In my country, they would go crazy over you two... but not you" part, roughly paraphrased.)

Apparently seventy tiny video clips at the Lost Experience have been put together to reveal this: What the Numbers mean. In theory, the Lost Experience was a web-only offshoot that you didn't have to participate in to keep watching the show. So I don't know if you'd consider this a spoiler; they may never reveal this on the show, who knows. It starts out slow, with Alvar Hanso himself on the training video this time, and then halfway through it switches to... something else.

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I burned my mouth on frozen pizza (well, previously-frozen now-substantially-unfrozen pizza), and now I am a sad panda.

Print images directly onto flower petals?

Hidden Passageway will build--you guessed it--into your house. "That's amazing, you say! But I bet it costs a fortune! ...Nay, say I. They sell DIY kits you can put together yourself starting at $1500." Everyone agrees that it would be much cooler to keep this on the downlow, even as they post it to their blogs. I'm just saying.

(Personally, I would love one. But there's a slight problem: yeah, building the mechanism and passageway is the difficult part. But once you've got it... where does it go to? What I'm saying is, this is only really useful if you've already got a secret room somewhere, or a room you can now close off and hide. Otherwise it's just, "Oh look, this bookcase in the hall! This happens to be the only way to get into my bedroom now.")

Sheryl Crow Treated for Breast Cancer.

The Katrina New Yorker cover that got pushed off by the "more topical" Cheney/Brokeback Mountain cover. Via A Bear in the City.

Sex Pistols Flip Off Rock Hall of Fame ("Next to the sex Pistols, rock and roll and that hall of fame is a piss stain. Your museum. Urine in wine. We're not coming. Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"). And wouldn't you be disappointed if they didn't?

How Salon has changed, and why Charles Taylor was fired.

Winona Ryder and Asia Argento knew from the start that J.T. Leroy was a fake. The NY Post link's time-sensitive, so the text is reposted below:

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Today's weather forecast on Yahoo Weather (12:54 pm):

High: 38
Low: 37
Current: 35

Wha?

VP Accident Tale Filled With Discrepancies. O rly. Ya rly: far from "zero drinking," there was, in fact, beer. Which... well, when you put it that way, doesn't sound all that awful. But then, I didn't think lying about a blowjob was so terrible, either. Clearly I'm not cut out for this politics thing.

From [livejournal.com profile] suenosdejmi: "There's a website, www.invisiblechildren.com, which is of a non-profit that is working to help children in Northern Uganda. There's groups of people travelling the country showing this documentary film about these kids, and the war, & their lives there...it's all really powerful stuff.  I feel really compelled to help, but there's not too much to be done, you know?  If you could just help me spread the word about this website, there's all sorts of information there about the cause & the mission. Thanks!!"

Isaac Mizrahi Defends Red-Carpet Behavior. Except he doesn't so much "defend" it as defy all critics, promising more of the same (most famously, he grabbed Scarlett Johansson's breast and squeezed, like, three times). I would give my eyeteeth to see some starlet mace him on the red carpet come Oscar night.

Co. Hopes to Market Kid Rock, Stapp Tape. But I thought assisted suicide was illegal...?

Apple Hackers Encounter a Poetic Warning.

Nick Lachey files for spousal support. And jewelry. No word on who gets custody of the boobs.

NBC goes after You Tube. That's right! How dare you make "Lazy Sunday" a cultural zeitgeist! It was particularly cruel, how you revived the show's flagging ratings! And the way you updated the video with "We know how popular that video is but YouTube respects the rights of copyright holders. You can still watch SNL's Lazy Sunday video for free on NBC's website"? Reprehensible.

Michael Jackson has a Katrina song. God help us all.

redrum! redrum!

Words you never expect to see in a cookbook, no matter how old it is: To make the Brain Cakes.

Franz Ferdinand cover of Gwen Stefani's "What You Waiting For." Right-hand side, near the bottom, go!

Sonic teenager repellent. There's a fifteen-year-old in me that's totally indignant. There's also a twenty-seven-year-old who hopes the man who came up with this becomes so rich.

Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog ("Top X searches in myne networke: 10. John Gowere swyving a donkey").


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Goodness me, I am chatty today.

Report: White House Knew About Levees. And while we're at it, Ex-FEMA Chief Shifts Katrina Blame to DHS. Of course he does.

A couple of interesting questions on Neil Gaiman's blog--interesting because it involves a skewed way of thinking that I see a lot: Read more... )

Miss out on the imp sale last week? [livejournal.com profile] sunshine95 (who I can vouch for) is having one now. Fly, my pretties!

A few Lost things:

1) Hey, is this the tie-in novel they talked about selling? ("In the spring, Disney-owned Hyperion Books will publish its second Lost book, a novel written by the passenger who got sucked into the engine in the pilot. The passenger, Gary Troupe, had e-mailed a manuscript to his publisher, and another copy will be found on the island, Lindelof said. Who actually wrote the book won't be revealed.")

("Bad Twin"? That's the best they can come up with?)

2) Look at the book in Locke's hand. It's either a big ol' giant clue or a total fakeout. (Damn, Wikipedia has already catalogued its appearance in the entry for the story. And while we're there: has this been referenced on the show yet? Because I have a feeling it will be if it hasn't already.)

3) [livejournal.com profile] justjayj: "There's nothing like scarring your kids' psyches with your own fandom. My boyfriend's sister and her husband have nicknamed their new baby 'Turniphead.' I felt compelled to crochet about it." Now, that is just ridiculously cute.

4) Catch the extended version of the "Addicted to Lost" video that aired in the Super Bowl! Thank you, incredibly enthusiastic ABC email!

Ken and Barbie to get back together. Oh, WHATEVER )

Speaking of dolls: Another doll from my favorite repaint artist.

Students' Drinking Reported in Blogs. Coincidentally, my first glimpse of the internet was at a summer internship right after I had graduated high school, which means that I handily escaped ever making an idiot of myself on the intarwebs as a minor. 

Another literary sting, as reported by Making Light. A scam literary agency with more heads than a hydra (The Children’s Literary Agency! The New York Literary Agency! The Christian Literary Agency! The Poet’s Literary Agen--STOP LAUGHING!) opens a new branch, the Screenplay Agency. Enter an army of pissed-off screenwriters and their sockpuppets, submitting ringer scripts that no one would accept... and yet, the Screenplay Agency does. (“WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THIRTEEN TWELVE YEAROLDS FIND A RED BIKE AND A MYSTIC CRYSTAL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL DOORS ONE DAY? AN DAVENTURE OF MISTICAL PROPORTIONS!” A positive review, is what. I shit you not.)

Warren Ellis needs a woman's touch for his new comic. Or rather, many, many women's touches. Far more empowering than it sounds.


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Hmm, what's going on around here... we had some massive panic-induced cleaning yesterday because an appraiser was coming to look at the house today. The good news is that the house is now spick and span for Thanksgiving (and don't think I didn't hit the dictionary to check the spelling of "spick" right there), and the appraiser told us that the dimensions of our house were recorded totally wrong wherever it is that they record the dimensions of houses, and that we're likely to come out worth more than we thought we would be. Which is good, because we need money to keep sending Sister Girl to cooking school.

The bad news is that I was up until one o'clock cleaning, and then Lucky woke me up at about 3:30 by jumping on the bed, chasing his tail for about three minutes solid, and then getting right up in my face all "Hi! Hi! Hi!" So I got up, got vaguely dressed, and took him outside in the freezing-ass cold. Turns out no one took him out before going to bed, so he must have been pretty hysterical by three in the morning. And then he was so happy to have gone that he was hyper for a good half hour afterwards. In conclusion: there was no sleep.

So then the appraiser guy came, and Sister Girl skipped her morning class, which put her trying to get ready right in the middle of the appraiseration in this dancerie and that pissed her off, and then the guy was late and took twice as long as he said he would, which pissed my mother off (although I had tried to warn her that that's totally what was going to happen, because I'm the one who's usually home to answer the door for this kind of thing, and I am wise in the ways of Professionals Who Make House Calls). And then we had lunch at Ixtapa. Mmmfajitas. Fin.

What else... I got the new issue of Vogue in the mail last night (what? I like the pretty pictures, and sometimes they preview movies and stuff), and some blonde who looked weirdly familiar-yet-unfamiliar was on the cover. Seriously, I drew a total blank... until I pulled off the plastic and saw that it was KEIRA KNIGHTLEY WTF? I don't know what the hell the flowing blonde ringlets were for, but I loves Keira and am irrationally excited about Pride and Prejudice, and she has this hilarious Wizard of Oz spread inside (I think Jasper Johns is the Cowardly Lion or something? All the characters are played by famous arteestes). And then there's a big ol' section on Memoirs of a Geisha, with tons of pictures of Ziyi Zhang in the costumes, and... one lonely page for Tilda Swinton. Clearly the Narnia people forgot to call up merchandising and secure the oh-so-important cosmetics and herbal tea contracts.

Oh, yesterday! Christmas shopping! It was like a trip to the library, basically, except that we actually had to pay for the books. The aim of the trip was to get birthday and Christmas presents for me, for about four different relatives to give to me. And if I didn't have the long-term memory of a breath mint, it would be kind of off-putting that I ended up hunting down all the books myself, but I do--hell, I can barely remember any of them right now! Go me. Also, all signs point to a desperate family giving me the entire oeuvre of Gregory Maguire for Christmas, so I hope that I end up liking it.

And while I was there, I finally tried the Burt's Bees lip shimmer. It's... a little cakier than I expected. It's growing on me, though--I like the peppermint tingle.

Oh, and today, the book got slashdotted, and it's a lovely review. Please be advised, however, that hating on things in the comments is the Slashdot raison d'être, so do not go over there and try to argue with them. It's 1) pointless and 2) only makes me look worse, and 3) I'm happy with the review, so God bless us every one, etc.

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Oh my God, Melville's Pierre. I hope to God that this is not on the exam in any substantial way, because I finally got to the end by way of a hard skim, and I really do not want to spend any more time on this book, what with the ridiculously florid style that may or may not be purposely satirical (and if it is, maybe it ain't satirical enough). Maybe it's the kind of book that grows on you, I don't know. All I know is, we were warned that it was "really weird" and "deals with incest," and I was like, "Well, you just described half the internet right there, bring it on," and then in the first chapter you find out that Pierre and his mother are a little too close. Like, they call each other brother and sister, and they're so soppy over each other that you'd be disgusted even if they were completely legal, unrelated husband and wife. And Pierre is in love with Lucy Tartan (...okay), which Pierre's mother approves of entirely, because she figures Lucy will totally roll over and basically let her (Pierre's mother) continue to be the wife in the relationship.

And then I find out that that's not even the incest the professor was talking about )

Meanwhile, the jeans I ordered came in yesterday. They're a lighter blue than I wanted, but they fit me like a charm, so all's well. Plus, Em is coming over for Lost tonight and I am making my famous Italian chicken salad, which is not "chicken salad" in the salad-spread sense of the term, but rather a green tossed salad with sliced grilled chicken and tomatoes and pepperoncini and mozzarella and roasted red pepper dressing and, if you can get it, crusty French bread. Mmm.

I may go ahead and post the Lost discussion entry early, but postdated, so I won't forget. Also, if you have previously commented anon, please consider taking two seconds to get a free LJ account, because anon commenting will still be off. And if someone does decide to make trouble anyway, please IGNORE THEM ENTIRELY, I am begging you. If you still feel like I need to know about it, email me at cleolinda @ livejournal.com, because I turn off email notifications on Lost entries (for reasons that will be obvious if you look at the average comment count).

Hmm... what else... Out of curiosity, is anyone else going to the midnight Goblet of Fire screening at the Vestavia Rave tomorrow night? The temperature has dropped beautifully, so I probably will be able to wear my Ravenclaw scarf. Not that this will help you identify me, I'm sure, but if anyone else is going, I'll post a more helpful identifier closer to time.

(The last time I went to a midnight or opening night screening: Two Towers in 2002. Because yes, I have to trot this piece out every year. Some people have pieces they post every Christmas; I have the time we nearly died at the movies. P.S. It is almost entirely true.)

Fun Triwizard Challenge games at the official site.

CRUCIO!

Another Memoirs of a Geisha link, this time from [livejournal.com profile] la_sonnambula: You too can be oppressed by societal standards of beauty, just like a geisha!

[livejournal.com profile] drpeprfan: "I found this online and it made me laugh, I don't know if it would interest you or not, but it's called 'If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation.'"

Celebrity Rent wank!

And in more serious news, from [livejournal.com profile] anniesavoy: "I read an article recently that said up to 5,000 people are still missing with regard to Katrina, and I was shocked. I can't imagine why that is not front page news! Ai yi yi."


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Tickets for midnight Harry Potter are bought, whee! I'm hoping it'll be cold enough to geek out in my Ravenclaw scarf, because I am just. that. lame.

BPAL people, make sure you check out the new updates. And hide your wallets. (Hints: Muses, Three Witches, "Come and See," possibly Hades; I'm not sure.)

Derailed: I enjoyed it, if only for Teh Clive. It was also better written than your average thriller, but I suspect that's because it was based on a book. That doesn't mean it necessarily made sense, but the character relationships were fleshed out relatively well--better than in your basic twists-for-twists'-sake screenplay. I was able to guess the major plot twist about two weeks in advance, if only because... well, telling you how I knew would be giving it away. Let's just say that there's a really disturbing scene in the movie that I could not believe they would show if there wasn't something else behind it. Also, I... kinda screamed at one point. Shut up. I'm not proud.

Still slogging through Melville. Sigh.

Katrina death toll rises as evacuees return to homes.

[livejournal.com profile] rebel_waltz: "do you think you could make a link in your next link post to http://www.myspace.com/arresteddevelopment? it's a whole campaign put together to try and save Arrested Development. i'd really, really appreciate it, this show is too good."

The Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator. It's been around a while, but I was reminded of it the other day, and really, everyone should know the joy of randomly generated Vin Diesel facts. ("Vin Diesel won control of the Universe after defeating God in a ladder match. He gave God control back after a week, but only out of pity... only out of pity.") Also: The Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator.

("Vin Diesel once killed a man by flexing his biceps in his general direction.")

Holy shit. If you work at any kind of restaurant, but particularly a fast-food restaurant, you need to read this. And possibly print it out and carry it with you.  I got to "But she said Nix told her he would hit her if she didn't sodomize him, so she did" and my brain broke. See? It's on the floor in little pieces. They seem to have caught the caller guy, but... just read it. For future reference regarding your rights, if nothing else.

[livejournal.com profile] duncanatrix: "Here's something interesting. It's this awesome little flash thing called Epic 2015 that talks about how the whole world is going to go online--newspapers, shopping, entertainment, everything. The link is here: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/epic."

("Vin Diesel thinks in italics.")

On the heels of the link to that doll the other day: Memoirs of a Geisha: the hot merchandising property this fall.

A 'Lost' Ship With Leaks: The shocking spoiler that... wasn't shocking at all, because everyone found out about it ahead of time.

[livejournal.com profile] sigma7: "ObSony-link: Boing Boing's timeline of the entire debacle." Also: "Like you need more links to pimp, I know, but sadly the Sony story continues: apparently their rootkit uninstaller creates a security hole described as 'as grave as a security vulnerability can be.' Boing Boing article."

("When Vin Diesel shows up to class, 500 points go to Gryffindor.")

Brilliant spam of the day: "Sir/Madam, Your specific position has been evaluated to the important peoples, and upon cautious contemplation, we are able to extend to you the ensuing opening offer."

Brooke Burns Hospitalized. I'm not sure why I would care or who she is, but there you go.

First-Class Stamps to Go Up 2 Cents. Fuckers.

(I know, I know. There are probably very good reasons to raise the price of postage blah blah blah. All I know is, it renders my stamps useless, unless I want to go buy 2-cent stamps, and no one wants to do that, or double up the ones I've got. Fnarrr.)

("Coq au Vin used to be the French name for chicken stew. Ever since Vin Diesel's movies premiered in France, it has taken on a very different meaning, but the French people love it more than ever.")

From [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon: Help out with a documentary about fandom: "Would you be willing to be in it? Do you plan to attend any conventions in the next year where I could talk to you? Would you be willing to have your fic/fanart/meta/face in the film? Do you have any suggestions of what would be interesting/necessary topics in a documentary about on-line fandom? Do you want to offer a fannish subject (such as tin-hats, wingfic, metaing about gender, or so on) that you think is a very fundamental (or unique) on-line fandom pursuit? Would you help me by linking this in your own journal so I can get some traffic in here from fandoms I’m not in (manga, anime, obscure fandoms especially)?" (Note: I think there was some confusion initially. This is not my documentary. I'm no more involved than anyone else who participates in the documentary comm.)

("In 1993 Vin Diesel went on Double Dare. He lost, and in anger gave Marc Summers OCD.")

Paris Hilton Not Killed in Car Crash; Nation Mourns.

"Burn in hell, Mr. President."

Unfortunate Animal of the Month Club. Please notice that the artist is very interested in more $5 subscriptions (scroll down).

("Vin Diesel tortured everyone at the Geneva Convention until they signed the agreement.")

And finally, if you feel helpful and/or dramatic:

[livejournal.com profile] captain_lice: "Sorry about this OTness but do you know (or anyone else who reads this comment, for that matter) know of any funny monologues that are no longer than a minute or could be cut down to a minute? I have a Speaking Contest audition soon and I can't decide on one piece!"



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... because I am tired, though for no particular reason. I think it's the PCOS.

'Can I quit now?' FEMA chief wrote as Katrina raged.

Senate Emerges From Closed Session on Iraq.

Death Possible for GI in Iraq 'Fragging'.

Senate's 'Gang of 14' Fractures Over Alito.

The Washington Post reports that the CIA holds captives in secret prisons abroad.

Debate rages on use of cervical cancer vaccine: "While almost 100% effective, some contend use condones teen sex."

Scientists Find Fossils in Sexual Union and Fear for the Virtue of the Nation's Schoolchildren.

Shots fired as French riots escalate, everyone surrenders.

Greenpeace to be fined as Rainbow Warrior damages Philippines coral reef.

Killer Sought Solace Online--specifically, on the Something Awful forums. In SA's defense, given the nature of their forums, they didn't believe the kid was actually going to shoot someone. But,as posters there say: "Okay. Deep breaths guys. Did we make fun of an autistic [Asperger's] kid, tell him where he can find buckshot, then laughed about it? Oh, shit." "Yeah, we did. And then he killed people. And himself. I don't think I'm sleeping tonight."

[livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt: Tom's 5 rules for Teh Katiebot (really, do pregnant women need curfews?) and Kevin Federline DENIED! at the ATM. Twice. We knew he was going to run through all of Brit's money, but so soon?

Queen Latifah and Laila Ali an item?

50 Cent disagrees with Kanye West; sales of bulletproof vests skyrocket.

God, I wish I could remember where I saw this link, because it's hilarious. Happy early Thanksgiving!

Fireworks Promised on Live 'West Wing' Debate. And after that? A two-hour L&O: CI based on the Natalee Holloway case. Oh, that won't stir up folks around here at all.

Fancy, fancy chocolate.

Screw that, I want this. Omg nuts and milk chocolate. What? My tastes are simple. Expensive, but simple.

(Do not actually buy chocolate and mail it to me. These links are for entertainment purposes only.)

How can you not love a movie with this title?

For those of you who love the "Together, They Fight Crime!" page: Now They Ded from Coke!

The best Kingdom of Loathing quest EVER: 

Ah, good, just the Adventurer we wanted to see. We expect that, by now, you've noticed all the temporal rifts popping up around the Kingdom. Well, in our historical archive, we found an old medical journal dating back to the Cola Wars. Apparently, many soldiers on both sides of the war were infected by a mysterious plague, contracted from some of the many unexpected reinforcements that joined the two armies during the battle for the Nearby Plains. The symptoms described sound eerily similar to the plague that's been infecting our population in the present time.

The bad news is: the journal says that, left uncured, the Gray Plague turns those infected with it into mindless, slavering zombies. The good news is: the military doctors were able to formulate a vaccine for the Gray Plague. The other bad news is: the primary ingredient for the cure is a certain gland found in the heads of the aforementioned zombies.

However, we've been able to come up with a solution. Don't ask how, but we've managed to create a rift that leads to a temporal location of our choosing, to wit: the Seaside Town, 28 days from now, after the entire population of the Kingdom has transformed into zombies. We need you to travel there and collect the ingredients for the cure, and then bring them back to the current time so that we can figure out how to immunize the citizens of Loathing against the infection.

Oh, and don't try to leave the town while you're in the future, as the rest of the Kingdom is highly radioactive. Apparently, one of us decided -- um, decides? Will be going to decide? -- that nuking the Kingdom from orbit would be the only way to be sure. It probably will have sounded like a good idea at the time.

Ancient Burial Ground Discovered in N.Y. Under Inevitably Haunted House.

Wow, Anne Rice's Jesus book is out already?

ETA: The official Harry Potter site has updated.


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It is becoming more and more apparent to me that the pain I was having in my jaws was only partly from tension, as one side has eased up, and the other side still hurts. In a very localized place. Between two molars. Shit.

Boy Trumpeter to Lead NYC Halloween Parade.

The leader of New York's annual Halloween parade will not be a drag queen on roller skates. It will not be a giant caricature of President Bush. It will not be a naked man covered in glitter.

The star will be a little trumpeter from New Orleans — 10-year-old Glenn Hall III, whose house and horn were destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. In New York, he got a new trumpet that he will play Monday in what is billed as the country's biggest public Halloween event. Glenn's role as grand marshal is part of a New Orleans theme at Monday's parade, which takes place in New York's Greenwich Village. The parade's symbol — as it was in 2001 after Sept. 11 — is a phoenix rising from its ashes.

The phoenix will rise from a traditional New Orleans jazz funeral, with displaced Katrina survivors dancing behind a coffin in both grief and joie de vivre.

"The dancing is to raise the spirits, to bring them back. And the music is a cry for the people who died," said New Orleans rapper Allen Porche, 22, who will be dancing in the parade. On his right arm, he has a tattoo that reads "Ninth Ward" — the neighborhood where his family's home was submerged under 27 feet of water.
Voodoo Practitioners Scatter After Katrina.

Speaking of Katrina, I was flipping through the book the other day (for my own nefarious purposes, and happened to come across this part in Independence Day:
PRESIDENT WHITMORE: Please, remain calm. If you feel compelled to evacuate the affected cities, please do so in an orderly fashion.

THE NATION: *starts looting*
I'm just saying, keep that in mind when... Bush Will Unveil Super-Flu Strategy on Tues.

Worth 1000's Halloween photoshop contest. As far as I am concerned, this one is teh winnar.

Pasolini murder mystery persists in Rome, 30 years on.

You know you wish you could review movies like my friend [livejournal.com profile] sweetdaddydavid, mothabitches.

"Disney erotic thriller": Three words I never expected to see in the same sentence.

Aight. Me and the toothache gotta go get ready for class. Don't forget: tomorrow is the beginning of NaNoWriMo, and the book finally comes out in Australia. Also: last day to get your triple-clicks in for the Breast Cancer Site.



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Ahhhhh, a big ol' Law & Order: Criminal Intent marathon last night. Nice.

I had forgotten how much I like peach fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt. It's like sunshine floating in a sour cloud.

Hey! It's the Ted the caver story!

Ah, the Chewbacca defense.

I can't get the GoPets client to work, for some reason--it crashes when I try to log in. Woe.

Okay, I redownloaded the client and it's working now. Until I try to play Shanghai, and then it crashes afterwards. (How do you earn prize points, anyway?)

Oh God, Kingdom of Loathing is having to reset itself back six weeks. We who have ascended are screwwwwwwed.

Hee! The photogenic MommyBeast pimps my boo(k).

(Speaking of which--if at all possible, read the beginning of LOTR--Story Time with Galadriel--with "Cool Rider" from Grease 2 playing, in your head or otherwise. That's what I was listening to when I wrote it. I mean, clearly, this is the missing piece of character motivation to explain why she fell for the lies of Sauron/Annatar/Jerkface: he was a rider that was cool. Coo-oo-oo-ool.)

(I'm trying to think of any other musical cues y'all might enjoy, and can't. All I remember is that I listened to a lot of Prince and some Sheila E. when I was writing Titanic.)

(I also kind of find it hilarious that a book that includes Vengeful Dolphins, tiny white warrior mice, and Pink Lady Galadriel is reviewed as "accurate.")

[livejournal.com profile] firefly_ca: "I don't know if you've seen it or not, but I figured you (and all your readers) would have a good laugh. All I know is, one of my friends sent me this link this evening, and I'm now firmly of the opinion that the regular Backstreet Boys should just give up and the Chinese Backstreet Boys should get all the fangirls." Firefly also mentions an auction a while back for an air guitar (case not sold, for display only) that is a little bit genius.

Oh shit, you guys! They're adding stuff to the SJC catalogue that involves opals and lavender jade. And OPALS.

"King Kong" Super-Sized. What you can possibly say about King Kong for three solid hours is beyond me.

Bush Abandons Push for Miers Nomination. "'Let's move on,' said Republican Sen. Trent Lott of Mississippi. 'In a month, who will remember the name Harriet Miers?'"

2 Science Groups Say Kansas Can't Use Their Evolution Papers.

Ala., Detroit to hold services for Rosa Parks.

Hospital workers subpoenaed in post-Katrina deaths.

Star Trek's George Takei is coming out.

Suit: Siegfried taunts, torments, humiliates his magician partner Roy.

Suicide Mistaken for Halloween Decoration. (I don't think that particular story is up at Snopes yet, but count on it being there as a story-proven-true within days, if not hours. Meanwhile, when I went to search for it, I was greeted by this link on the front page: Cabbage Patch dolls designed to get people accustomed to the appearance of mutants following a thermonuclear war (False). There's also a legend at the site about the company dispatching "death" certificates and/or coffins if you sent a doll in to be repaired, which is frickin' hilarious, as far as I'm concerned. Maybe I'm just bitter because mine was named Mary Anne, unlike everyone else whose dolls had awesomely cracked-out names like "Phoebe Jolene," my sister's actual doll that she still has to this day.)

Oh, and I was hoping y'all would remember the significance of the new button down there, but in case you don't: please click the breast cancer button this month, even if you never do again, because all clicks are tripled and they're behind on their fundraising goal. And seriously, all you have to do is click, not even give anything.



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[livejournal.com profile] sheepfairy: "Also, the next time you're doing a link post, could you please pimp [profile] ficsforcharity? It's set up to try and raise money for the victims of the Pakistani/Indian earthquake. I realize that most people have already given up most of their spare cash to help with Katrina, but, alas, it seems like God/Mother Nature isn't done being angry yet."

The Seeeeeeeeex Boooooooooooooat... My only question is, where the hell did the sex toys come from? Are they standard Minnesota Viking issue?

Lee to take spiky [har har har!] look at Katrina.

JESUS. "A woman clubbed her pregnant neighbor over the head with a baseball bat, drove her to the woods and cut her belly with a knife in an attempt to steal her baby, police say." And this is a completely different case from the woman who was killed for her unborn baby last December.

Josh Holloway (the Jackhole Sawyer on Lost) robbed in Hawaii: "Early Wednesday morning it was a real gun that was pointed at the actor and his wife. Holloway's agent says the experience has left the couple shaken. After rousting Holloway and his wife out of bed, the man left with cash and credit cards. The thief also drove away in the actor's Mercedes. The car was recovered a short time later, but the thief is still on the loose."

And if I could afford this, yeah, Lost recapping would be easier.

AUGH THE 1928 PORTIATA LINE IS ON CLEARANCE. ACK SO IS CAPRI. *sits on credit card hands*

Excellent political stickers.

The Onion: ESPN Courts Female Viewers With World's Emotionally Strongest Man Competition.

Bizarre otf_wank involving a writer named Steve Almond and his e-stalker, plus some Deep Reflections on the nature of blogging and/or famewhoring. Includes the immortal, tongue-in-cheek passage, "For the record, Birnbaum: If I get wind of you dissing my junk ever again, I'm gonna track down your mutt and see how she like my chocolate bone. Why? Cuz that b how real authors do they bidness." Gah, Steve--everyone knows it's spelled "authaz."

Weird spam email I got today--I admit to reading it, because I figured, maybe it's legitimate handbag spam, y'all. I could do with a fake Fendi right now.

Subject: "Replica handbags"

Sweetheart wants a Rolex ?
[spam URL here]

I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.  
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.     
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands. 

God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.    


Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.   
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?  

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in
determination. 
1) That was deep, yo.

2) I had an urge to answer "Sweetheart wants a Rolex ?" with "Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D?"


GOF pictures whee! 1) I always KNEW Dumbledore and McGonagall had an unspoken thing. 2) I LOVE Cho's dress. 3) When did little Radcakes get to be so smoove?

School: I just finished The Morgesons for class, and I'm telling you, you've got to read it. Well--if you don't mind a very modernist, unemotional first-person narrator; for most of the book she reads like she has ADD and/or Asperger's. Very flat affect, changes the subject constantly, doesn't follow up on or explain a lot of things (not that there's all that much to be explained anyway). But it's so incredibly refreshing because 1) it's a woman who truly doesn't give a damn about society, and 2) you don't feel like this is a writer straining to make a character "believable." This isn't an attempt at reality--this is reality. And it's a reality you don't often get on the page. Date of publication? 1862. I know. And the end just about killed me. Also? A dark, attractive stranger shows up for the last quarter of the story. His name? Desmond. I think Desmond is my new favorite name or something.

Still more icons over at [livejournal.com profile] m15m. I haven't done tonight's yet because I can't decide which movie to do next--I'll save either Titanic or Star Wars for the last day, and Potter, LOTR, and Gladiator have been done so far. Suggestions?

Also: I'm looking into printing bookplates on my computer (this seems to be the cheapest way--design them yourself and buy the size of label you want in bulk), and I can't remember what "From the pen of..." is in Latin. Like, "From the library of..." is ex libris. I saw the "pen" version and now I can't remember it. Crap. Help?

P.S. There are still a couple of hours left in Oyster Egg Day.


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Quickie: Your happiness is a growing, living thing -- feed it with truth and optimism.

Overview: Get your career priorities in place and it will pay off in spades. Make some changes to your overall game plan. Others may be startled at this change of pace, but you know this will jolt you out of a rut.

Daily extended (by yahoo.astrology.com)
You're able to make smart decisions when you give yourself a little wiggle room and stop making every choice seem like life or death. Isn't it amazing what opportunities appear as soon as you stop being so rigid? Not only do your pent-up emotions flow, releasing tons of stress you didn't even know you had, but lovely little miracles (or as you might call them, 'coincidences') happen when you least expect them. Enjoy!



Mom's surgery seems to have gone okay; she's sacked out on the couch downstairs with a stack of pillows under her knee. She seems to be in a good deal of pain and a little loopy on medication, but: again, they cut open her knee. It's to be expected. Apparently she'd done something to a "meniscus" as well as torn two ligaments that they hadn't expected (but which explained a lot of the pain she'd been in for the last month or two). My stepfather took the day off to be with her at the hospital and then here at home, but since the hospital had them get there at five-fifteen--in the morning--he was pretty wiped out himself. (Slightly amusing story: I heard them up and about at four-thirty, and since I tend to wake up a few times during any given night, I took Lucky downstairs so he'd get taken outside with the poms and fed. [Usually I have to walk and feed him separately, because he won't leave my room until I get up, so he's kind of on a later schedule than the poms.] So I take him downstairs and my mother looks at me like I grew two extra heads in the night. "What are you doing up at this hour?" "Well, actually, I tend to wake up a--" "It's a crime to be up at this hour." So saith the woman who usually gets up at 5:30 and putters around for an hour when she could be sleeping.)

AIEEEE! Click-N-Ship confirms that my BPAL is, in fact, in Birmingham!

[livejournal.com profile] eve_the_just: "If you're in the mood for pimping and wouldn't mind adding another link, Serenity opens today. There's a lot of fans who have wanted this to happen for a long time. It's a continuation of the short-lived, but rather excellent series Firefly. Us fans really want this movie to do well so that Joss Whedon (of Buffy and Angel) gets to make a sequel. The more people we can get out, the more likely our dream is." I really don't know that Serenity needs my help--judging from the comments I get, I'm pretty sure my readership is fully aware of it.

I promised to pimp something else, but I've lost the comment/link. And it sounded really good, too--a music community? Fnarrr.

Report Finds Negative Image of U.S. Abroad, Duh.

Crimes after Katrina may have been overblown, our bad.

Ladies and gentlemen, the author of The Book of Virtues and Body Count: Moral Poverty...And How to Win America's War Against Crime and Drugs:

Bennett, on his radio show, "Morning in America," was answering a caller's question when he took issue with the hypothesis put forth in a recent book that one reason crime is down is that abortion is up.

"But I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down," said Bennett.

He went on to call that "an impossible, ridiculous and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down. So these far-out, these far-reaching, extensive extrapolations are, I think, tricky."

Responding later to criticism, Bennett said his comments had been mischaracterized and that his point was that the idea of supporting abortion to reduce crime was "morally reprehensible."

Trivia note for the three people who have read what I did post of The Black Ribbon: Miss Jones' holier-than-thou editor, Mr. Bennet, is named after this guy (with a dash of Pride and Prejudice spelling for flavor). Now you see why.

Harry Potter news: Imelda Staunton will play Umbridge (still rumor, but ooo, nice choice) and casting begins for Luna:
If you are a resident of the UK, then you can also send in an application to the following

Luna Lovegood Casting
c/o Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix
Leavesden Studios
PO Box 322
Hertfordshire
WD25 7XJ

You need to send a photo, your age and your contact details and please don't fax or phone the studios, only write.

Do NOT ask me to magically help you get cast. You laugh, but back when I was running the Digest, a very persistent girl wanted my help in getting cast as Violet Baudelaire in the Snicket movie. You know, like I'm not just some Alabama girl with a paid Geocities account and a dream, or whatever.

Hmm, what else... eye twitch is back, yay. I'm sure figuring out what to do for dinner is going to be an ordeal, because while I'm perfectly content to feed myself, Sister Girl has to flail around and demand that someone provide "the family" with sustenance. Maybe I can swing some pizza out of this, though.



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Horoscope of Eerie Accuracy:
Quickie: Step back and analyze a recent conversation -- tiny details offer valuable clues.

Overview: Your head is all a-whirl with grandiose ideas, but force yourself to look at the finer issues as well as the attention-getting ones. Make sure you follow up on all your commitments, large and small. 
 
Don't pinch pennies only to end up blowing dollars. In other words, it's no good brown-bagging it every day for a week if you just blow your savings on a stack of new CDs or yet another pair of black shoes. Watch your cash flow and general spending habits very carefully, especially if your emotions are on high -- you don't want to indulge in retail therapy now. Find other alternatives when it comes to handling stressful situations.


A sad event in the internet community, as reported on Fandom Lounge: "I just wanted to inform people here on JF that Kielle passed away Thursday night. kielle, also known as _redpanda_ on LJ and JF, was an incredibly highly influential person on online fandom. Her founding of CFAN, the archive of archives for comics fandom, was only the beginning. In her LOTR-fan-mode, she was a founder or influential in the creation of many journal-based RPGs, most notably MESPT*. And of course, on LJ, she was the creator of metaquotes, marysues, iconaddicts, and dozens more communities that I can't even begin to list. She will be greatly missed."



Random notes:

>> Have felt like crap the last few days--muscle aches all over, which may be some illness going around or... not, I totally don't know. I need to go back to the doctor about the whole polycystic whatever thing, so that may be involved as well. It's not a hangover, though, because it's been going on too long for that, but I did go out last night, and it was actually rather a busy night, what with Gold Nugget the Lovely Emily picking out her new cell number at the Cingular store (and I do mean pick out; she ended up behind the guy's desk debating which number would be easier to remember. I talked her out of something-something-444, because previously she had had something-something-666, which used to freak my shit out, but really, after ###-#666, ###-#444 is just a comedown. It's only the Neighbor Two Doors Down of the Beast, or something), and then us grabbing dinner at Moe's, and then going to see Junebug (which was... interesting, for sure. But if you live in the South, you will recognize everyone and everything in this movie, which is the freaky part), and then going out with some friends to a bar with "Tavern" in the name, and the sad thing is that "Tavern in the name" doesn't even narrow it down for that particular shopping center, and we did, in fact, end up at Tavern on the Wrong initially. The good news is that we had the Happiest Bartender on Earth. Seriously, this guy was jazzed. This guy was the Disneyland of bartenders. He even put two cherries in my second whiskey sour, at which point I endeavored to practice my stem-tying skills, and I'll be damned if I hadn't managed a rudimentary knot by the time we were in the parking lot. Grey Goose drinks are only $5 on Thursdays, so we'll probably be back.

>> Oh! That reminds me! The Lovely Emily wants to start a dirty verbal revolution. Read more... )

>> Lily Rose, who is AWESOME, sold me her imp of Glitter, which, as you will recall, 1) is currently discontinued and 2) smells like bubblegum and My Little Ponies. MMMMMMM.

>> Okay, I initially posted this elsewhere, but I'm still agog at the whole thing, so I'm just going to repost it here. My sister, who's never cleaned a thing in her entire life because she's germ-phobic (which, oddly, translates to "I never clean, because there are germs" instead of "I must clean, because there are germs"), got it into her head to scour the entire hall bathroom tonight while I was out with friends. Seriously, I came home and was nearly blinded by white tile when I turned on the bathroom light. The old bathtub, which I had despaired of ever getting really clean, had been scrubbed bone-white. This was totally awesome, particularly since we share the bathroom despite the fact that she's got a bathroom inside her own room and shouldn't actually crowd me out of a second bathroom, but DOES ANYWAY, and then never cleans after herself to boot.

Here's what's not so awesome: Read more... )

>> Wait--Bryan Ferry wants to be my friend on MySpace?


 
Linkspamorama:

Roger Ebert brings the snark again: This movie is an affront to cheese. Also to breasts.

The Book Spoiler needs help with... well, full-length book spoilers.

Hilarious answers from British school exams:
3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients.Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

10. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

"Hustle" Star [Taryn Manning] Survives JetBlue Scare.

Snopes on Katrina crime: A carjacker/rapist shot dead at the scene of a crime is real. Only thing is... it happened in Georgia, with native Georgians. No bloodthirsty evacuees, in other words. Also, the "4500 unregistered sex offenders set free from prison" isn't exactly true, either:
What the Louisiana Department of Corrections reported was that nearly 4,500 registered sex offenders lived in the 14 parishes hit by Hurricane Katrina — these were not criminals who were simply let out of prison after the storm hit, but persons convicted of sex-related crimes who had already served their sentences or were on probation and were therefore required to maintain their current addresses in the state's database of sex offenders.

Unlike other states such as Florida, Louisiana has no policy requiring the jailing of some registered sex offenders during storms or evacuations, so many of those listed in the state's sex offender database likely ended up in shelters or other communities throughout Louisiana, or possibly in other states.

We remain puzzled about how the anonymous author of this piece could claim to have heard about the "4,500 sex offenders that were let out of prison" on a national news program while simultaneously maintaining that "You won't hear this on the news as the media will not let this out."


Refineries See Some Damage, Dodge Bullet.

Brian Williams blogs from "the hot zone."

A link I ran across while there at MSNBC, and must be included for total awesomeness: Aussie punches attacking shark.


I leave you now to seek out sustenance.


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AUGH. I am going to stab my DVD player, because there aren't up/down/left/right selection buttons on the player itself, and the remote has decided to DIE, because apparently new batteries aren't GOOD ENOUGH for the FUCKING LITTLE BASTARD. Is it too much to ask, really, to let me watch the Lost extras? Is it? I ASK YOU.

(Did I come up with "Sawyerland," or is that something the writers actually had Sawyer say? Because I have a feeling Sawyer said it, but that I would have mentioned it in a recap, and I can't find any reference to him actually saying it. Oh, and the search function on LJ user info pages? SUCKS.)

Also: Yes, I missed Talk Like a Pirate Day. Mostly because I felt bad and not piraty. Which makes me very sad, because I really look forward to pirate-talking online all day long each year. Sad and ANGRY.

(I swear to you, I was not this angry all day. I was fine until about ten minutes ago.)

Oh, and I locked myself out of my fucking online bank account, because apparently my username/password is not what I thought it was, and I tried so many different combinations that the site decided I was a hacker, and now I have to CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE ON THE PHONE NOOOOOOOOOOO. Seriously, I'm half joking and I'm half serious here. I hate phones.

(Maybe I really have been cranky all day and just didn't know it...?)

Oh, P.S.: I seem to have lost my backlog of linkspam, Katrina and otherwise, in a Semagic crash, woe. So I will simply give you what I have:

Money Earmarked for Evacuation Redirected.

New Orleans Suspends Reopening of City.

[livejournal.com profile] angelic_oni: "Have you seen this excellent Lost site? You should totally pimp it out, because I'm not sure lots of people have heard about it. Click on the "Untold: Step into the Subconscious" and you go on interactive tours through the lives/minds of the castaways. Some of it is frightening (Claire's, Locke's and Sayid's especially... oh, and Jack's has a strange kind of Donnie Darko-esque feel with the rabbit) but all of it is pretty excellent and gets me extremely hyped for the new season."

The Cthulhu Awareness Ribbon.

I'm not sure what's going on here, besides short films, and a pleasantly spooky web design.

[livejournal.com profile] arielchan (who gave us the meme that spawned Cleo Sue, by the way): "Cleo, dear, I know it hasn't been that long since I requested something, but next time you're doing pimpage could you possibly pimp out [profile] emoawards? It's funny as heck, and needs more members."

So, uh, I didn't watch the Emmys, because I think of them as The Boring Awards Show, partly because I don't watch much TV so I don't care about who wins and I totally forgot that Lost was up for so many things, and... I didn't get the memo that the show was going to be cracked ouuuuuuuuut. Thus, I am grateful to Diego Zanzibar for a link to Emmy Idol downloads. I have a guilty fondness for "Fame," and... yeah. (Warning: image of Donald Trump singing "Green Acres" may scar you for life.)

Random thoughts: "Heaven" (you know, that old Bryan Adams song) came up on my mp3 player and I had this weird urge to hear it covered by someone like Nick Cave or something. Like, the chorus is pretty awesome to belt out at one's desk, not that I spent this afternoon doing that or anything, but the verses are crap. "Once in your life you find someone who will turn your world around, bring you up when you're feeling down"? "There's lots that I could say, but just hold me now, 'cause our love will light the way"? Are you kidding me? (It probably doesn't help that the melody at this point just kind of sags and doesn't really support the lyrics in any way, so you're left with nothing but the bald crapitude of the words.) But now imagine Nick Cave singing the same lines. Possibly sounding like he just escaped from prison. Yeah. It's a hell of a lot different now, isn't it? "And baby you're all that I want, when you're lying here lifeless in my arms , I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven because I was, after all, convicted of six counts of first-degree homicide. And lovin' is all that I need, and I found it there in your heart still beating in my fist; it isn't too hard to see by the light of the oncoming police sirens we're in heaven--WHOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOA!"

You can hear it, can't you?

Oh, and while I'm thinking about it, Spreadshirt has possibly thrown a wrinkle, or a wrench, or whatever, into the CafePress situation. The good news is they have black t-shirts and good prices. The bad news is that vectors are involved.

Advantages: Printing also available on dark textiles

Disadvantages:

  • Only one or two colors per design
  • No color blending possible
  • A vector file must be submitted (using Corel Draw, Illustrator, PageMaker, FreeHand)
  • Designs must be checked before being released, the design will be available for printing after one workday
I don't even have any of those programs. (I don't think...?) I think we might be able to pop over there occasionally for special t-shirt designs or fabric colors, but if it's okay with y'all, I may try to work within CafePress's design limits--I mean, they can do any colors we want on the designs, just not so much in terms of the shirts themselves. And I cannot bring myself to believe that CafePress will not someday offer black shirts, because that's ridiculous, and maybe if enough of us lobby for them, they'll see the light. I'll see if I can figure out what the hell is going on over there, but if you want to hold off on buying shirts from CafePress until we figure it out, that's perfectly all right.

(ACK MY EYELID IS STILL TWITCHING AUGH.)


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God, I need to get the next Katrina entry finished up.

Anyhoo, I'm gonna go ahead and open up the Katrina store on the strict understanding that it is not finished and that new designs and products and things will be added, and on a daily basis if possible, so there will be more stuff. Eventually. But I have to read for class and I'm about a month behind on poem(s) for my writing group and I have Lost recaps to catch up on and it just takes time to change a design from one set of dimensions to another, you know? So the store's still rough, and not all the descriptions are finished, but, you know, pardon our progress and all that.

(Sorry, I'm a little frazzled today.)

Again: I am not keeping any of the profits. CafePress keeps the base price, and I have added $1 to that on every single product, which means that the number of products you buy affects how much goes to charity, not the total cost; it's a setup that encourages people to buy a lot of smaller items, basically, and while I'll put up anything anyone asks for, I'm definitely going to try to focus on buttons, magnets, mugs, that kind of thing, in addition to the ubiquitous t-shirt. Animal designs will benefit the Humane Society; all other proceeds will be split between Habitat for Humanity and Second Harvest.

I don't know if I'm working on a Lost recap or more designs tonight, but that's basically my plan for the evening. And maybe watching the Goblet of Fire trailer again.




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I have had a few complaints indirect requests for lj-cuts, and since we're beyond the first few crucial days where I could argue that you could suck it up because this was important, I will comply. At this point, you're either interested or you're not.

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I think I'm going to stop posting AP articles--I have about 29 pages' worth in a Word document, but I'm just too tired to do anything with them. For some reason I came home from class today and crawled into bed an hour later.

Which reminds me--hi to Casey (sp?), if you're reading this. She's going to be with the American Renaissance class this semester from--the University of New Orleans, I think she said? (Sorry about hitting you with the Melville first thing, Casey.)


Volunteers

[livejournal.com profile] hannasus: "I've spent the last two days volunteering at Reliant Park and have posted a description of my experiences over in my livejournal, if anyone would like to hear about it."

[livejournal.com profile] ladyeclectic79:

I work for the Army Corps of Engineers, and I've received several emails over the last several days detailing events. You've touched on most, but just FYI within the organization there's a massive buildup of volunteers, many who have come out of retirement to provide any aid they can, who will likely be shipping out soon - myself included. As to what my job description will be (I'm a Park Ranger) I don't know; it may be grunt work or passing out MREs - I likely won't know until I get there. But we look to be shipping out en masse starting within the week.

It's also been officially confirmed (at least via my email): the Corps of Engineers runs a number of campgrounds, and many of those sites will be accepting refugees to abide there for free. They're still trying to figure out how to regulate it (who knows, I may be sent to help patrol) but they've confirmed that refugees will be allowed (or it may have already gone into affect) free camping on non-reservable sites within Corps camps. I don't know if this information has been made public yet, but anyone who's interested may want to contact the campsites in the area, or go to the USACE website. Obviously camps decimated by the hurricane are out, but we have several along the Mississippi and any Corps-run lakes.

Thanks again for all that you're doing though, I'll try to keep you updated with any info that I can pass on.

[livejournal.com profile] stefficus: "linda v. from community animal rescue & adoption is no longer taking phone calls for fostering pets displaced by katrina... instead, we're being directed to their website, www.carams.org to apply to shelter pets. anyone still interested should go there. oh. this post from sharon pritchard of CARA puts things in a whole different light:
There has been a BIG misunderstanding regarding the need for foster homes at CARA. We have a few pets that were owner give-ups due to their home situations. The mention of 240 dogs & 100 cats is incorrect. These are the numbers of CARA's shelter animals, not the evacuees. We would love for people to adopt them as well as the evacuee pets. We are expecting more pets to come to the shelter, so please keep checking back with us. As for the delivering of these foster pets, there are only a few women & men that run the shelter. We don't have enough people nor vehicles for transporting. We are sorry for the confusion and hope this will help clear some of it up.
if that's not an option, this petfinder.org page has info from many different sources regarding rescued pets."


Charity

From an anonymous poster: "[livejournal.com profile] bdbdb has a special offer for 'Angel' fans who donate money. Coinstar (you know the automatic coin-sorting machines) has an option where all the change you dump in can be donated to the American Red Cross or other charities. Donate Music is a site to gather CD/casettes/ipods/discmen/etc. for teenaged survivors."

Click on a city and find or offer hurricane housing.

Kingdom of Loathing: "In other news, KMD's radio telethon was a tremendous success. Something like $6,700 was raised, which Asymmetric Publications is going to match, for a grand total of... um... something like $13,400. Thanks to everyone for their eXtreme generosity."

1928.com (one of my favorite jewelry makers): "At 1928 we join with the rest of America who is feeling the urgent need and want to aid the victims that have been left in the devastating path of Katrina. The storm has left thousands of people homeless and caused an estimated $25 billion in damage. You can help too by ordering now as for each order over $20 we are going to donate on your behalf, $5.00 dollars to the American Red Cross. This is good for any product on 1928.com including 1928, 2028, Antiquities and The Vatican Library Collection brands. This will be a direct donation to the American Red Cross who is on the scene comforting and helping millions of people put their lives back together. We are pledging to continue to donate on all purchases over $20.00 until September 15th."

From the Publisher's Lunch newsletter: Donations and Book Drives )




Humor

[livejournal.com profile] elvensapphire: "Did you see this? It's intense as far as language goes, and in its dark humour, it is so very true. Sad, but true." Synopsis: Foamy the Squirrel reports live via payphone: "GET OFF YOUR ASS, STOP REPORTING, AND HELP SOMEONE!"

The Onion: "God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again; Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help."

From
molliewollie: Major Disasters of the Bush Administration from A to Z. From the Daily Show. Apparently "Locusts" are next on the list. I dread the rodents of unusual size most, though.


Quick news links

[livejournal.com profile] terriem: "I'm not sure if you've seen it, but the BBC have a great in depth section on their website.  It's got good analysis and reportage and lots of space for reader comment, discussion and eyewitness reports."

[livejournal.com profile] theendofallthat: "Hey--I don't know if you saw this article. it reads like more hyperbole, but for some reason it doesn't strike me as being that unlikely, given everything else that's gone on." Synopsis: rescuework goes Mardi Gras. And not in a good way.

[livejournal.com profile] junebug139: "In Massachusetts We'd Call This Yankee Ingenuity."

[livejournal.com profile] xxsincerityxx: "Here's one I found at CNN about acts of human kindness during the disaster."

"Celebrities exploit a tragedy for their own benefit."

New Orleans mayor orders forced evacuations.

Bush struggles to find the right tone on disaster.

MSNBC: Blogging from the Gulf Coast.

Katrina Victims to Get $2K Debit Cards.

Victims face bewildering options.

Police Step Up Evacuation of New Orleans.

Bush Seeks 51.8B More for Katrina Effort. ETA: For some reason, when the link appeared on my email front page, the "51" didn't come through, and I just now saw it somewhere else. So... uh... 51.8 is actually a much bigger number than .8.


Government issues

[profile] nardasarmy
:
"As New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin pleaded on national television for firefighters - his own are exhausted after working around the clock for a week - a battalion of highly trained men and women sat idle Sunday in a muggy Sheraton Hotel conference room in Atlanta. Many of the firefighters, assembled from Utah and throughout the United States by the Federal Emergency Management Agency, thought they were going to be deployed as emergency workers. Instead, they have learned they are going to be community-relations officers for FEMA, shuffled throughout the Gulf Coast region to disseminate fliers and a phone number: 1-800-621-FEMA. But as specific orders began arriving to the firefighters in Atlanta, a team of 50 Monday morning quickly was ushered onto a flight headed for Louisiana. The crew's first assignment: to stand beside President Bush as he tours devastated areas."

[profile] voodoo_in_tx: "Thought you'd be interested in this: FEMA relief catch 22."

 [profile] sualocin: "I don't know if you've already seen http://www.votetoimpeach.org/, and I don't really know if your political affiliation, but I find this whole response an impeachible offence. But the site does mainly talk about the war and not the hurricane."

From Tabby: "Miss Alli [of Television Without Pity] has a rant on This is Not Over that expresses something I've been stewing about for days, which is that W just doesn't seem to get it." An excerpt from "Here's What Gets Me" forthwith:
My problem with Bush -- and here, I do indeed address Bush individually, as a guy -- is that during the time that the crisis was developing, from Monday to Friday, he never seemed to experience any actual sense of urgency as a result of the simple fact that people were, minute by minute and hour by hour, dying.

Let's give him the benefit of the doubt that he was being prevented from acting by bureaucracy and the sheer magnitude of the situation. Where are the stories of how he was in his office freaking the fuck out because there were tens of thousands of Americans trapped without food and water? Where's the story of how he ripped a strip off of somebody, demanding to know what the holy hell the holdup is getting water and food to those people?

I want to hear about how he was demanding that extraordinary steps be taken. I want to hear about how he sent his lawyers into a room -- he had four days, you know -- and demanded that they come back in an hour with a plan for him to send the Marines into New Orleans with 100 trucks of food and water, posse comitatus or not. I want to hear that he was panicked. Because I was panicked. Everyone I know was panicked. Everyone I know was gnashing their teeth with helpless rage because they couldn't get in a car, drive down there, and drive a load of homeless Louisiana residents back home with them for soup and a goddamn hot bath. I want to hear that he acted at some point out of genuine despondency about the fact that citizens of the country he is supposed to be running were being starved and dehydrated in a hellish, fetid prison. We are dancing around now about whether it is his failure or not his failure. Where is the decency that would tell him that he is the president, and FEMA is part of his administration, and this failure is his to own and apologize for, whether other people also were wrong or not?

[profile] promise19: "I read a great op/ed piece by Thomas L. Friedman (one of my favorites) in the NYT this morning. I think Mr. Friedman does a great job of comparing Bush's handling of 9/11 to how his administration (that he built) has dealt with Katrina. Here, he gives a tongue lashing to Grover Norquist, the President of the coalition group Americans for Tax Reform. Also: From Interdictor's LJ: 'Sometime around midnight, a squad of 82nd Airborne guys accompanied by a US Marshall busted into our Data Center with their M4-A1s to investigate the lights and movement....'"


Misc.

From [personal profile] skyblade: Sean Penn's rescue bid sinks. "Penn had planned to rescue children waylaid by Katrina's flood waters, but apparently forgot to plug a hole in the bottom of the vessel, which began taking water within seconds of its launch. The actor, known for his political activism, was seen wearing what appeared to be a white flak jacket and frantically bailing water out of the sinking vessel with a red plastic cup. With the boat loaded with members of Penn's entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander taunted the actor: 'How are you going to get any people in that thing?'" I'm hearing a second report now that the boat didn't spring a leak--it just started taking on water because of the number of people he brought with him. Which, again: a point to the bystander.

[personal profile] cordeliadelayne: "Hey Cleo. Don't know if you've come across this yet but someone has started up [profile] poor_planning. Looks like they're doing the same as you, gathering info, but in their user info it does state their aim is to "to put together the case that the poor of New Orleans were left to drown." May be a good resource for news and they do intend to try and get the Black Caucus involved."


On that note: I think I'm going to continue collecting news--just at a reduced rate. Again: no mountains of AP articles. I want to stop, but... I just don't feel like I can.



ETA: AUGH. There is a rogue bold tag and I CAN. NOT. FIND IT. I give up.

ETA2: GOD, FINALLY.

 

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I have to go clean some more, so a quick look at what I worked on last night: STABNATION! )




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Quick links and reader submissions:

[livejournal.com profile] keever:

If you're still posting them, I found another option for donations (via Jennifer Weiner) that might be of particular interest to many of your readers. From the Louisiana Library Association site:
The LLA Disaster Relief Fund is now accepting monetary donations to assist school, public, and academic library restoration efforts in southeastern Louisiana. Please make checks payable to: LLA-Disaster Relief and mail to:

LLA
421 South 4th St
Eunice, LA 70535


[livejournal.com profile] kashmir1: "Cleo, I was wondering if I could ask you for help. I've read in more than one place that organizations are looking for things and not necessarily monetary donations. Problem is, I can't find the links and/or articles where I read that. I have donations from my family of clothes and things but I'm also trying to get donations from people I work with. So if any of your readers know of organizations that are looking for these kinds of donations, I would greatly appreciate a link/phone number/address/contact person/ANYTHING. Or if they know of a list of things that need donated. Thanks for any help you might be able to give me. My LJ is f-locked so if people want to get in touch with me, my e-mail is kashmir1 at livejournal.com or flamegirl_08 at yahoo.com."

In that vein, [livejournal.com profile] piratesorka:
Cleo darling, let the people know that it is the Salvation Army that is accepting donations of clothes and personal items. But also remind folks as I shall on my LJ that the clothing really need to be clean, free of stains or rips....unless of course, they are one of those new fashionalbly ripped jeans that are all the craze now! Here is one Salvation Army address:
Salvation Army
5302 Harry Hines
Dallas, Texas, 75235
I'm no big supporter of Salvation Army but I am reasonably certain they are more concerned with getting items to people than making new members these days. Its a solid organization in times of stress.


[livejournal.com profile] junebug138: "I linked it in my own journal, but I have to say I was so damn proud of Tim Russert yesterday. Here's a link to the transcript of him blasting Chertoff. Actually, I can say that I'm proud to work for MSNBC right now. A good portion of our anchors and reporters are angry and refuse to sugar-coat anything. They're coming right out and asking WTF. Good on them for doing so.

And Keith Olbermann had a delicious rant on it all tonight, blasting the government and their ineptitude... And showing Chertoff's idiocy in four words, a direct quote: "The 'city' of Louisiana..." The rant is here in his blog.

Also..."



[livejournal.com profile] arpeggiodreams: "Sears Holdings (aka Sears and Kmart) is also accepting donations at all registers (funds going to American Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund), and the corporation will match all donations up to $500,000." Please note [livejournal.com profile] arpeggiodreams' icon while we're at it:


More Bush/guitar icons here.

Putli Bai: "Here's something that will boggle your mind. It's an article on the Louisiana Wetlands that was published in National Geographic in 2004. But maybe this will make you feel better. It's page after page of names of all the people that are safe."

[livejournal.com profile] sweetly_savage: "There has been (as of Friday noon at least) no official policy released by the Federal government regarding Food Stamps for the survivors. They may be leaving it up to the individual counties to decide. Here in Fresno, California we have a temporary "emergency" policy in place. (Which came about on Friday when we got 7 survivors showing up.) We are giving Food Stamps without the usual work requirements. And we are accepting "declaration of fact" statements in lieu of identification if the survivors have lost their IDs. Predictably, people will take advantage of this. But, that will not deter us from keeping this policy going until someone gives an official policy. So, I urge those survivors who have managed to get out of the area to apply for Emergency Food Stamps (can be issued the same day) wherever they end up. The policies will no doubt vary from county to county, but this is a viable option. And this is one of the things Food Stamps were created for in the first place. In some instances people may also be able to apply for cash aid as well. There is a huge problem with Assistance programs, and that is not going to change anytime soon. But, it's nice once in awhile to be able to do the right thing and provide the much needed assistance appropriately. (And I say this as a government worker in the Homeless Food Stamp program who sees all too regularly the people most in need disqualified for ridiculous reasons.) And I have to say that having lived in England and been treated as well as the citizens there in an emergency, that I am appalled that we were asking for citizenship verification during evacuation. That's just abominable."
 
[livejournal.com profile] scaffold: "An article from the nydailynews.com--The photo that shames America."

[livejournal.com profile] halogirl8: "I have no idea if you find this worth pimping or not, but I made a whole slew of NOLA icons (like the one I'm using), if you were interested in mentioning it in your next Katrina-related post. It was just a means of therapy for me, but the response so far has been really overwhelming, and it just now occurred to me that your readers might like them as well."

He Held Their Lives in His Tiny Hands: "In the chaos that was Causeway Boulevard, this group of refugees stood out: a 6-year-old boy walking down the road, holding a 5-month-old, surrounded by five toddlers who followed him around as if he were their leader. They were holding hands. Three of the children were about 2 years old, and one was wearing only diapers. A 3-year-old girl, who wore colorful barrettes on the ends of her braids, had her 14-month-old brother in tow. The 6-year-old spoke for all of them, and he told rescuers his name was Deamonte Love." Happy ending, by the way.

[livejournal.com profile] zhai: There is transportation provided, with people ready and waiting, for upwards of 200 dogs and 150 cats so far rescued from the devastation of hurricane Katrina. What these animals need is a place to go )



Murder and Rape: fact or fiction. Important--read this one. Turns out many of the rapes and child murder stories can't be substantiated--but the reporting of them far and wide (something I'm also guilty of) may have created a reluctance to help or take in the "violent" evacuees, as noted in previous links.

Barbara Bush: Things working well for refugees: "What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. [...] And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this [she chuckles slightly] is working very well for them."

(See, this is why I could never be a field reporter, because I would have stopped dead and blurted out, "ARE YOU SERIOUS?")

Dispatch from a Physician.

Cheetara gets an email from Netflix: When you restart your service, your first month will be at no charge )

Survival, Hour by Hour.

‘It’s going to be awful’ as body retrieval starts.

Bush to lead investigation into hurricane debacle. curverex: "Isn't that the same as letting the robber study the break in?"

Alternate take: Bush resists immediate probe into Katrina response.

[livejournal.com profile] promise19: "Gulfport's doing better... Just heard a reporter from MSNBC say that there was a hotel available (with power) for them to stay in last night, the Waffle House was open and they were able to shop at Wal-Mart! The South will rise again! I have friends in Gulfport who I'm hearing from sporadically, so this was good news to get." Mmmwaffles.

[livejournal.com profile] particle_person:
Rivka, who writes the blog Respectful of Otters, has debunked the reports that the aid on display during Bush's visit to New Orleans was staged:
Looking at the transcripts, it seems easy enough to figure out what happened. Laura's commenter, who appears to have been reconstructing from memory a news story he'd seen on TV, elided the New Orleans segment (which had Bush speaking at "one of the few" supply distribution points) and the Biloxi segment (which had cleaning crews working only along Bush's route, and disappearing afterward). Combined, these two segments became a story about supply distribution points disappearing after Bush's visit.

Rivka is a Democratic blogger, and she adds,
It's natural that rumors are flying everywhere right now. But we should be careful about what we do with unsourced news, especially when it confirms our biases.
ETA: Rebuttal from [livejournal.com profile] almostnever.


Connick Surveys Father's Damaged La. Home.

Officials warn against hurricane aid scams.

"Robert Fonteaine holds his puppy, Gangster, as he watches New Orleans firefighters try to save his house after it caught fire on the east side of the city Tuesday. Fonteaine's house was a total loss."


More AP/Reuters articles and some fresh CafePress designs on the way.




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