Catchup, but a good one, I think

[cleolinda]

Re: This morning's Secret Life of Dolls: There was an alternate picture I didn't post that might explain what was going on in the photos a bit better--the second one was actually supposed to be The Littlest Edward complaining ("IT'S INDECENT!," etc.) from "my" perspective sitting there at my desk. Also, Serafina's pose was supposed to look like this, only I couldn't quite get her legs to cooperate, so it ended up looking like more of a pinup pose (not unfittingly). And in case you were wondering how inadequately clothed Eva Green!Serafina tended to look in the movie, here you are.

Meanwhile, my mother watched the Twilight DVD the other night--I've gotten through most of the extras--and asked if I could find her sheet music for "that song Edward Cullen plays on the piano." (She used to love playing the piano and wants to get back to it.) "I know it isn't really him playing it in the movie," she assured me for some reason. "No, it's him," I said (deciding to give her the benefit of the doubt that she didn't think that Actual Edward Cullen had somehow been magicked into existence for the purpose of filming a movie), "the actor's also a musician." "HE IS?" she cried. "I REALLY like him now!"

It's happened. I can't deny it anymore. She's a Twimom. I facepalmed.

Meanwhile, Jezebel has the "vampire kiss montage" (from the third disc of the Target set) with the full scenes of Carlisle biting Edward, Carlisle biting Esme, Bella imagining Edward as an old-school goth vampire, and that scene we were trying to find the other day--Edward's Midnight Sun fantasy of killing Bella that first day in class which makes me laugh SO HARD. Needs moar neck-snapping of innocent bystanders, says I.

Speaking of the DVD, EW has lovingly compiled 'Twilight' DVD: Best of Robert Pattinson's audio commentary because Twilight-related content ('Twilight': Inside Bella/Edward style!) is all that is keeping them afloat in this economy, seriously. Also: 'Twilight' sells more than 3 million DVDs in first day of sales; ‘Twilight’ Stars Come Out In Force Over Weekend To Tout DVD; New Moon Italy Filming Update; 'Cliff diving' scene being shot; New Moon Finds Its Wolf Pack ('Twilight 2': Diversity Casting Isn't Hard, AIRBENDER); New Moon Cast on the Paparazzi (“It’s great; we have been doing some pranks on them. I can’t really share any, but a lot of the pictures are planned”); Catherine Hardwicke Says There’s No ‘Twilight’ Anime…Well, Not Yet; Forget Kristen Stewart - Ryan Reynolds Eager to Work With ‘Dreamy’ Robert Pattinson; Kellan Lutz Knows What Makes Girls and Ryan Reynolds Swoon For RPattz; Stephenie Meyer Up For Time Magazine Award; Harry Potter vs. Twilight Debate in Seattle: Potter Wins.

And finally: I'm sure a "tribute novel" about Jacob called "Russet Noon" for sale is TOTALLY within the bounds of copyright law just because you say it is. Also, did you guys know that your characters are up for grabs if they're "well-known" and/or you neglected to have an artist draw them? Trufax, according to this writer.

More linkspam:

Nicholas Hughes, Son of Sylvia Plath, Commits Suicide; Plath's son's death highlights suicide in families.

Robin Williams' Heart Operation 'Went Extremely Well.'

Horror Writers Association announces Bram Stoker Awards finalists.

thecolourclear has a poll about milk for you.

David Cook tells his fans to back off; David Cook: Unappreciative or rightly frightened?

Gloria Vanderbilt's erotic novel: Will you read it?

Company reveals threats about Jackson auction.

Newsweek: Vedder on music, activism, ducking celebrity.

Oops: Colbert wins space station name contest; NASA might name toilet for Stephen Colbert.

Facebook Haters Reach a Million Strong; Even Facebook Employees Hate the Redesign. ETA: Facebook Surrenders to Users' Redesign Revolt.

Potential clash of the titans wank: showrunners vs. an actor; 'Lost': Charlotte's real age settled.

Michelle Pfeiffer To Join 'True Blood'? Wow, that's quite a casting coup there, if so.

Images: Check out Over 40 New Images from Woody Allen’s ‘Whatever Works’; Olga Kurylenko is a Warrior Woman; Check Out Dafoe Getting It On in Von Trier's 'Antichrist'; SXSW Exclusive: 'The Dungeon Masters' Poster; 'Away We Go' Poster: This Movie is a Bit More Independently Stylish, Everyone; 'Thirst' Poster Banned in Korea; Fan Made: Walt Disney's 'Lord of the Rings.'

Trailers and clips: Russell Crowe's 'State of Play' Gets a Sharp New TV Spot; New Star Trek TV Spot!; Foul-Mouthed Red Band 'Crank: High Voltage' TV Spot; First Full Trailer for 'Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs'; New Extended Clip From 'Up'; 'Astro Boy' Trailer: We Should Never Give a Child Such Immense Power; New ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ Poster and TV Spots Go Online, Exclusive Video: 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine'; Must Watch: Thomas Jane's 'Give 'Em Hell Malone' Promo!; Oh, The Horror (Trailers): 'Orphan,' 'Sorority Row,' and One Crazy Candymaker; New Trailer and 19 Pics from Live-Action ‘Blood: The Last Vampire’; Fun Monsters vs Aliens vs Cloverfield Viral Video; Watch This: 'Silence of the Lambs' Lego Musical.

trailer_spot: Easy Virtue, Chéri, Year One, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Genova.

'Where the Wild Things Are' pics; New Where the Wild Things Are Photos and Site.

'Dawn Treader' to Be Filmed in Australia, starting in July. YAY, IT'S HAPPENING! (Dear Tonner: Please make a Prince Caspian for us. I will write his dialogue with the crazy "Spanish" accent and everything. And also a Susan in the purple dress please.)

Deathly Hallows Casting News: Ciaran Hinds to Play Aberforth Dumbledore, More on Nick Moran; Timothy Spall To Film Scenes as Wormtail for Deathly Hallows Later this Year; Tom Felton Talks Potter Actor Jam Sessions, and Wizard Rockers Draco and the Malfoys; Harry Potter: Zionist Conspiracy to Promote Witchcraft and Satanism???

Terminator Salvation: 14 New Photos; Resist Or Be Terminated - Skynet Research Viral Updates; Terminator's Cameron reminisces—and distances himself from Salvation; Did Spoilers Alter ‘Terminator Salvation’ Ending? GOD, I HOPE SO.

Newest Beautiful 'Angels and Demons; Poster Hits; Angels & Boycotts.

New ‘Watchmen: Tales Of The Black Freighter’ Images Debut Online; Clips from ‘Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter’ and ‘Under the Hood’; ‘Watchmen: Tales Of The Black Freighter’ Featurette Hits The ‘Net; Zack Snyder Gets "Watchmen" Blame, But Studios Still Want Him.

EXCLUSIVE: Emily Blunt Speaks Out About Losing ‘Iron Man 2’ Role.

Has ‘Let the Right One In’ Been Dumbed Down for DVD?

Exclusive: Vanessa Redgrave's 'Magical Thinking' performance has been postponed; Vanessa Redgrave Joins Ridley Scott’s ‘Robin Hood’ as Production Gets Underway.

Freida Pinto Joins Schnabel’s ‘Miral.’

Anthony Hopkins to play Ernest Hemingway as previously rumored.

"Anne Hathaway as Judy Garland? I would rather die."

James Franco Joins 'Your Highness.'

Hayao Miyazaki's 'Ponyo' Scheduled to Hit American Theaters.

Seth Rogen admits Green Hornet will mix action, comedy; Will We See a Different Michel Gondry for Green Hornet?

Stoneheart Trilogy of fantasy books heading for screen.

Flight of the Conchords: The movie?

EXCLUSIVE: Sam Raimi Insists Bruce Campbell And He Will Be Back For A Fourth ‘Evil Dead’ Film.

Feminist Reviewer Says Lesbian Vampire Killers Sucks [Oscar Watch].

5 Dragonball "Character Spots" Ranked In Order Of Awfulness.

Comments

[smirkdoctor.livejournal.com]

I am so glad that I'm more excited about stuff other than Twilight in your linkspam. Perhaps the brain parasite has finally been vanquished. Evil Dead 4 (or would it be 3?, or Armies of Darkness?) for the win!

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

HOT DAMN!!

A fourth Evil Dead film? With Bruce Campbell?

*fans self*

And whoa, Michelle Pfeiffer on True Blood? Hmm...not real sure what to think about that.

Bwahahaha!!! Toilet for Stephen Colbert? HILARIOUS!

[casirafics.livejournal.com]

All I could imagine re: the Gloria Vanderbilt story was Anderson Cooper blushing. ;) heh.

(One of my favorite moments from World News Now, the overnight ABCNews show he used to be on, was when she came in to sing Happy Birthday to him. Second place: Aaron Brown explaining the new-at-the-time network bugs in the corner of the screen, by dint of getting a PA to crouch down in front of the desk and hold up an ABC logo on a stick. Good times.)

[robinmc.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite part of the Edward-bites-Bella-in-biology gif is the students sitting behind them, completely ignoring what's going on.

No offense, Anne Hathaway, but I seriously doubt that you can top the one-two punch that Tammy Blanchard and Judy Davis pulled off when they played Judy Garland. Also, you are about a foot too tall.

Let's just hope your mom doesn't go to ComicCon and ask RPattz about his underwear preferences. You might have to stage an intervention.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Does the "O" face that everyone makes while turning into a vampire not make anyone else vaguely uncomfortable and embarassed for everyone involved?

[sweet-pessimism.livejournal.com]

It.. kind of looks like Edward's trying to shove his hand up Bella's shirt in that footage.

LOL at him dragging her off and nobody noticing, though.

[dragonzair.livejournal.com]

D'awww. David Cook, poor bb.

And yay! Even if I'm not at all fond of Prince Caspian (the movie, and the movie!Caspian), Dawn Treader is my favourite book of the series. I'm just so glad I'll get to see my favourite scenes on the big screen.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!

[anthraxpretzels.livejournal.com]

eee~

-loves studio ghibli- c:

[sweet-pessimism.livejournal.com]

Also, my brain kind of switched around the punctuation when I first read this:

'Twilight': Inside Bella/Edward style!

It became: 'Twilight': Inside Bella - Edward style!

That was a WTF moment. And then I started snickering, because.. Pillows om nom nom.

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

I would say something about Russet Noon, but my fingers have been burned clean off by the stupid.

[mrs-bruin.livejournal.com]

I love your mom! Did you play his songs for her?

LOL at Ryan Reynolds.

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

[wolfsilveroak.livejournal.com]

It's happened. I can't deny it anymore. She's a Twimom. I facepalmed.

I'm so sorry.

Needs moar neck-snapping of innocent bystanders, says I.

I'd have to agree. Very much LOL inducing though.

And finally: I'm sure a "tribute novel" about Jacob called "Russet Noon" for sale is TOTALLY within the bounds of copyright law just because you say it is. Also, did you guys know that your characters are up for grabs if they're "well-known" and/or you neglected to have an artist draw them? Trufax, according to this writer.

This made SF_Drama today. I just LOVE when Copyright Law is so misunderstood.


NINE DOLLAR a GALLON for MILK?!? Good Gods, Hawaii!

Pfeiffer joining True Blood? THis should be good.

So cannot wait for Wild Things or Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.}:P

YAY DAWN TREADER!!!!!

a FOURTH Evil Dead film? The hubby will go nuts over that.


Never got into the Conchords thing.}:/

[edda.livejournal.com]

Anything involving MOAR BRUCE CAMPBELL can't be bad!

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

I'll be interested to see Hopkins as Hemingway; George C. Scott did a kickass Hemingway in Islands in the Stream.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I have seen some stupid schemes to sell fanfic in my time, but this one takes the cake for sheer nerve, IMO.

[mudpuppy83.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, that bit of Edward eating Bella was awesomely hilarious. I especially loved how nobody in the classroom noticed. Dude, I know it's your fantasy, but at least try to keep it real, would ya?

As for Evil Dead 4, hell yeah I'd want to see it! Although, hilariously, I was at one of those screenings of My Name is Bruce where Bruce Campbell asked if anybody had actually wanted a fourth Indiana Jones film. One guy raised his hand and Bruce jokingly cried, "Oh, bullshit!"

I also heard about the dumbing down of Let The Right One In's subtitles. I didn't see it in the theater, so I of course had no idea. But I'd be willing to bet it was nothing more sinister than the dreaded "Dubtitles", wherein the DVD makers save time by transcribing the English dub instead of actually making accurate subtitles. Anybody who's bought Sony's Godzilla DVDs is well aware of this aggravating practice--and Sony isn't even subtle about it.

I still want to see Lesbian Vampire Killers, as one of my female friends saw it at SXSW and really enjoyed it. But I definitely can see where the criticism comes from...

[instantpicnic.livejournal.com]

That interview makes me love Ryan Reynolds even more. (Although I completely missed that he got married to Scarlett Johansson.)

I'm glad that they are making Dawn Treader. I'm still hoping that they will make it to Silver Chair, because that's my favorite.

The Colbert thing is just hilarious, even though I was really hoping 'Serenity' would win.

And Michelle Pfeffer as Sophie-Anne?! I was really hoping for Saoirse Ronan.

[oohasparklie.livejournal.com]

I think your posts made me like Twilight. Dammit. ;P

[goonie-freak.livejournal.com]

Well, shit! I was wondering why Let The Right One In was pretty lame...

[mudpuppy83.livejournal.com]

I forgot to mention that I am always in favor of Eva Green being inadequately clothed. Although, quite frankly any time she has any clothes on, I feel she is overdressed. :P

[elendiari22.livejournal.com]

Me, too. Join the club. :)

[ladytinyhelm.livejournal.com]

Feathers in weird places, biting things, the prude-ness, the constant refrain of "I am a monster for doing this to you, you shouldn't let me do this, I'm not going to do this anymore" and then "Dammit Edward I was almost there!"...

Edward-style sex just sounds uncomfortable for all involved!

please tell me this is a joke...

[starnightmuse.livejournal.com]

"Also, did you guys know that your characters are up for grabs if they're "well-known" and/or you neglected to have an artist draw them? Trufax, according to this writer."

please tell me you were being sarcastic or whoever the person who wrote that was someone who was bored on the interweb....
please If i write a story where there are no character illustrations I do not want crazy fans thinking they can use them!

it's all lol facepalm "facts" right?

[emmaorgana.livejournal.com]

LOL Colbert toilet. Oh my.