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I spent yesterday gleefully researching, and today, I... crashed a bit. Mood is high, though. I'm just kind of sleepy and scattered.

So, instead, I went and read through Mark Reads Harry Potter--the Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of Fire blogs, at least. I'd kind of vaguely heard of it back when he was doing Mark Reads Twilight, and--God bless, but I was a bit Twilit-out. ("Even you?" ESPECIALLY me, people.) And quite honestly, it's way more fun to watch someone enjoy good books chapter by chapter than it is to watch them be appalled by bad ones. (Wait, is it? Then what have I been doing? Sudden existential crisis is sudden.) He's blogging a chapter or two of whichever book each day, so basically you're watching him read it in real time, and--well, the way I described it on Twitter was, "It's like Horrify the Twilight Noob with something that's actually good." Because someone linked me to it the other day when Mark got to the Third Task in the Triwizard Tournament in GOF and his head summarily exploded (complete with Gary Oldman gif), and that's the floor I came in on. And was rewarded when, later that day, he hit the Riddle cemetery and What Happens There. Never have the words "CEDRIC WAS A HUFFLEPUFF" carried so much despair. So basically, I laughed my ass off, but it's also great to relive the experience of reading the books for the first time by watching someone else do it. The most recent chapter blog, actually, is a very profound explanation of what the Harry Potter books have come to mean to him personally.

Also, he's on Twitter, and was very happy to see folks I sent over there. If nothing else, go start where I did, it won't take you long.

Also-also: Don't you dare go spoil him. Not even "I can't wait for you to get to chapter ##." I want him to be destroyed by the next three books the way the rest of us were: properly.

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It was a bad day. Really bad. On the upside, it's Qdoba night (we've fallen into the habit of getting takeout on Wednesdays while my stepfather goes to practice with the church... orchestra, I guess?), and I've developed a ridiculous weekly jones for their tomato jalapeño salsa, preferably on a chicken quesadilla.

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*rolls in Narnia stills*

So I saw The Brothers Grimm Friday night (points to icon), and I really liked it. Except it's the kind of movie that you like for the movie it could have been, not the movie it actually is. It's extremely hectic and haphazardly thrown together, and I say this as a Terry Gilliam fan, so it's not like I'm new to his style or anything. If you're a fairy tale buff (I am), you'll love it, but some of the references were worked in better than others. There's one that sticks out so badly that it's little more than five minutes of WTF; the best references are the visual ones that you might even miss the first time around. Oh, hell--just go behind the cut for spoilers. )



El spam de links:

Summary Executions' greatest hits. Basically, awful fanfic summaries (Harry Potter fics in particular, I think) have been compiled for your reading hilarity. ABSOLUTE favorite: "A story of pain and sorrow, not intented for comfort or laughter...a story that remains untold, on of abuse and blood...telling of a shattered girl who learned to twist a heart of stone into one of warm gold. This is not a story for the faint of heart, nor the happy in spirit. But for those who are able to understand what it means to be hurt...to watch as a girl's spirit is shattered like glass upon concrete. Watch as she melts the young master's heart of ice, and watch as she helps him heal. She has no name, but his...is Señor Draco." Seriously. I am going to start ending random sentences that way. "Where are you going?" "To the grocery store. With... Señor Draco."

Look at the first footnote on this one, as [livejournal.com profile] particle_person pointed out to me. Speaking as a Southerner, I can vouch for the truth of this. Hell, you've probably seen me do it myself.

Internet-scam Nigerians are coming to kill us all!!

Tom Cruise's lawyers: "Our client did NOT dress as a girl multiple times!" Defamer: "Wait, multiple times? We didn't hear that part of the story..."

A McSweeney's introduction by Lemony Snicket. Excerpt:
"But if you're a wizard," asked Henry, "why can't you just defeat the Shadow Lord and his army of vicious porcupines with a wave of your wand?"

"That's a good question, young Henry," replied Thistlewing. "You'd better sit down, because I'm going to take the next nine pages to explain what wizards can and cannot do in this particular magical land."

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