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cleolindaSorry--my sister came over (to wash clothes in preparation for her NYCC trip) and we were catching up and I'm desperately behind.
Today's scandal: Stephen King says ‘Twilight’ author ‘can't write.’ OH SNAP.
(And the wank is already delightful.)
Yesterday's scandal: A transcript of Christian Bale's meltdown; the surprisingly danceable remix; More Christian Bale Fun: McG Prophecies, Flip-Hop Remixes, and a Soundboard! Y'all, I hope that, someday, if I lose my shit at top volume for almost four minutes solid, and I happen to be miked, and a recording happens to leak, that the losing of my shit brings the internet as much joy as Christian Bale's has brought to us. God bless.
(In his defense: archnemesis Shane Hurlbut is "a pretty unrepentant light tweaker." This is my new favorite insult. Meanwhile: Gawker begs to differ. In conclusion: there's plenty of fail to go around!)
(Bonus: The Christian Bale Accent Generator.)
Today's Snack Deathmatch: Cadbury vs. Cadbury.
Stephen Fry gets stuck in an elevator (time-sensitive link).
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annlarimer: Pics of Tonner dolls at IDEX, taken by an attendee. And then WHOA THERE ARE THE TWILIGHT DOLLS all of a sudden.
(Moar toys: X-Men Origins: Wolverine Action Figures Wave 1; 2009 SDCC Exclusive Dr. Who Figures. Meanwhile, this Scarlett Johansson doll scares me.)
Cash 4 Gold would like to melt down and recast their reputation, in which Cash4Gold tries to buy off a critical blogger, and admits that they have already bought someone else.
Report: Disney Mulls Layoff of 'Least Cute' of Jonas Brothers.
Jane Espenson Talks BSG, Caprica, Buffy and Dollhouse! [Exclusive]
SXSW Film Festival 2009 Full Line-Up Announced; Cine Staff Defends SXSW Against Stupid Complaints.
The English Continue To Pile On Probable Oscar-Winner Kate Winslet.
'Milk,' 'The Reader' Flunk Wide-Release Test.
Annie Leibovitz’s ‘Vanity Fair’ Celebrity Photo Spread is Worth a Look.
Sid Ganis is Possibly Promising Too Much for 2009 Oscar Telecast; The Ultimate Guide to TCM’s 31 Days of Oscar Begins Here.
Images: New T-600 image from Terminator Salvation; 'Nine' set pics: Daniel Day-Lewis, the Fierce & and his friends rollin', Nicole Kidman & Daniel Day-Lewis: Kiss Kiss; A Few More New Posters for 'The Boat That Rocked'; Splice (2009); Cherrybomb (2009); Monstrous Monster 'Monsters vs. Aliens' Poster Monster; Orlando Bloom is 'Sympathy' Shirtless; Fan Made: 'Public Enemies' Poster.
Trailers: Six Clips from 'The Lodger' Remake; Worth Watching - 'The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle'; Worth Watching - Daryl Wein's 'Breaking Upwards' Trailer; DreamWorks threw $9M down the drain for 3D spot.
JK Rowling, Knight of the French Realm (Updated).
Snyder Never Doing Watchmen Sequelbecause he knows the fans would beat his ass; Images of Tales of the Black Freighter; Watchmen In 'New Yorker' Contest.
(Related: ‘Watchmen’ Star Malin Akerman Goes Waterskiing For Favreau, Vince Vaughn Reunion ‘Couples Retreat.’)
New Moon Teaser On Twilight Blu-Ray, Amazon Gift Set (with bonus comic! GET IN THE CAR LOSER WE'RE GOING SPARKLING); 'Twilight' studio Summit unlikely to merge with Lionsgate; Details on New Moon's Italy Shoot (I'll be damned. I really, truly thought she'd made Volterra up); Edward Dog wants to know if ur sleepin yet.
New Key Cast Photo from Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes; Rachel McAdams on the Sherlock Holmes Set.
EXCLUSIVE: Robert Downey Jr. Says Mickey Rourke Not Playing Crimson Dynamo In ‘Iron Man 2.’
Will Sam Raimi shoot 'Spider-Man 4' in Michigan?
Coraline Clips and Interview; Dakota Promotes One Film, Has Her Eye On Another; How Teri Hatcher voiced multiple moms in Coraline.
(Related: How possible is a sequel to 'Nightmare Before Christmas'?)
Michael Bay Promises Next ‘Transformers 2′ Trailer Will Spoil Most of the Film.
MTV Staffer — And ‘G.I. Joe’ Fanatic — Remains Convinced ‘Rise Of Cobra’ Is Headed In Right Direction; New GI Joe pics of Cobra Commander and Zartan.
Newsweek: Clive Owen on Bowie, badger rumors.
Michel Gondry and ‘The Host’ Director Team for Director Triple Play 'Tokyo!' (includes trailer and stills).
Clooney and Sorkin Take 'The Challenge.'
Bill Murray Joins the Cast of Aaron Schneider's 'Get Low.'
Horror Legend John Carpenter Commits Amber Heard To ‘The Ward.’
The Ruins' Jena Malone rumored to join Joss Whedon's 'Cabin.'
Should 'Paul Blart' Be Arrested For Stealing?
Closing in on a writer for Ouija movie: The signs are auspicious.
'He's Just Not That Into You' — First Review; More Reasons Not To Get Into 'He's Just Not That Into You.'
'Slap Shot' remake: Ugh, this can't be good.
French Dragonball Evolution Trailer; See Actual Dragon of 'Dragonball: Evolution.'
It's a Film About a Guy Who Ejaculates Fire [Finally].
Today's scandal: Stephen King says ‘Twilight’ author ‘can't write.’ OH SNAP.
(And the wank is already delightful.)
Yesterday's scandal: A transcript of Christian Bale's meltdown; the surprisingly danceable remix; More Christian Bale Fun: McG Prophecies, Flip-Hop Remixes, and a Soundboard! Y'all, I hope that, someday, if I lose my shit at top volume for almost four minutes solid, and I happen to be miked, and a recording happens to leak, that the losing of my shit brings the internet as much joy as Christian Bale's has brought to us. God bless.
(In his defense: archnemesis Shane Hurlbut is "a pretty unrepentant light tweaker." This is my new favorite insult. Meanwhile: Gawker begs to differ. In conclusion: there's plenty of fail to go around!)
(Bonus: The Christian Bale Accent Generator.)
Today's Snack Deathmatch: Cadbury vs. Cadbury.
Stephen Fry gets stuck in an elevator (time-sensitive link).
From
annlarimer: Pics of Tonner dolls at IDEX, taken by an attendee. And then WHOA THERE ARE THE TWILIGHT DOLLS all of a sudden. (Moar toys: X-Men Origins: Wolverine Action Figures Wave 1; 2009 SDCC Exclusive Dr. Who Figures. Meanwhile, this Scarlett Johansson doll scares me.)
Cash 4 Gold would like to melt down and recast their reputation, in which Cash4Gold tries to buy off a critical blogger, and admits that they have already bought someone else.
Report: Disney Mulls Layoff of 'Least Cute' of Jonas Brothers.
Jane Espenson Talks BSG, Caprica, Buffy and Dollhouse! [Exclusive]
SXSW Film Festival 2009 Full Line-Up Announced; Cine Staff Defends SXSW Against Stupid Complaints.
The English Continue To Pile On Probable Oscar-Winner Kate Winslet.
'Milk,' 'The Reader' Flunk Wide-Release Test.
Annie Leibovitz’s ‘Vanity Fair’ Celebrity Photo Spread is Worth a Look.
Sid Ganis is Possibly Promising Too Much for 2009 Oscar Telecast; The Ultimate Guide to TCM’s 31 Days of Oscar Begins Here.
Images: New T-600 image from Terminator Salvation; 'Nine' set pics: Daniel Day-Lewis, the Fierce & and his friends rollin', Nicole Kidman & Daniel Day-Lewis: Kiss Kiss; A Few More New Posters for 'The Boat That Rocked'; Splice (2009); Cherrybomb (2009); Monstrous Monster 'Monsters vs. Aliens' Poster Monster; Orlando Bloom is 'Sympathy' Shirtless; Fan Made: 'Public Enemies' Poster.
Trailers: Six Clips from 'The Lodger' Remake; Worth Watching - 'The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle'; Worth Watching - Daryl Wein's 'Breaking Upwards' Trailer; DreamWorks threw $9M down the drain for 3D spot.
JK Rowling, Knight of the French Realm (Updated).
Snyder Never Doing Watchmen Sequel
(Related: ‘Watchmen’ Star Malin Akerman Goes Waterskiing For Favreau, Vince Vaughn Reunion ‘Couples Retreat.’)
New Moon Teaser On Twilight Blu-Ray, Amazon Gift Set (with bonus comic! GET IN THE CAR LOSER WE'RE GOING SPARKLING); 'Twilight' studio Summit unlikely to merge with Lionsgate; Details on New Moon's Italy Shoot (I'll be damned. I really, truly thought she'd made Volterra up); Edward Dog wants to know if ur sleepin yet.
New Key Cast Photo from Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes; Rachel McAdams on the Sherlock Holmes Set.
EXCLUSIVE: Robert Downey Jr. Says Mickey Rourke Not Playing Crimson Dynamo In ‘Iron Man 2.’
Will Sam Raimi shoot 'Spider-Man 4' in Michigan?
Coraline Clips and Interview; Dakota Promotes One Film, Has Her Eye On Another; How Teri Hatcher voiced multiple moms in Coraline.
(Related: How possible is a sequel to 'Nightmare Before Christmas'?)
Michael Bay Promises Next ‘Transformers 2′ Trailer Will Spoil Most of the Film.
MTV Staffer — And ‘G.I. Joe’ Fanatic — Remains Convinced ‘Rise Of Cobra’ Is Headed In Right Direction; New GI Joe pics of Cobra Commander and Zartan.
Newsweek: Clive Owen on Bowie, badger rumors.
Michel Gondry and ‘The Host’ Director Team for Director Triple Play 'Tokyo!' (includes trailer and stills).
Clooney and Sorkin Take 'The Challenge.'
Bill Murray Joins the Cast of Aaron Schneider's 'Get Low.'
Horror Legend John Carpenter Commits Amber Heard To ‘The Ward.’
The Ruins' Jena Malone rumored to join Joss Whedon's 'Cabin.'
Should 'Paul Blart' Be Arrested For Stealing?
Closing in on a writer for Ouija movie: The signs are auspicious.
'He's Just Not That Into You' — First Review; More Reasons Not To Get Into 'He's Just Not That Into You.'
'Slap Shot' remake: Ugh, this can't be good.
French Dragonball Evolution Trailer; See Actual Dragon of 'Dragonball: Evolution.'
It's a Film About a Guy Who Ejaculates Fire [Finally].
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Date: 2009-02-04 04:38 am (UTC)And HAHAHAHA Edward doll has a veritable mane! And Bella is a redhead?! At least they got the vacant expression in her eyes right.
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Date: 2009-02-04 04:47 am (UTC)Some Twitard has made a knit-and-felted model of Bella's uterus, complete with a mini felted Renesmee in it, all tied up with a ribbon for extra WTFery. (http://community.livejournal.com/twilight_crafts/42839.html) Notable explanation: ""The inside of the belly is all black because Renesmee was such a mystery and was hiding. There is red for the Edward since he's a vampire and nothing shiny I had would felt. 8-P. Bits of brown in there for Jacob because he's part of Bella (even before imprinting) as much as her baby." Yeaaaaaahhh. To their credit, some of the commenters on the post are squicked. I guess even Twitards have their limits.
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Date: 2009-02-04 04:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-04 05:04 am (UTC)Oh, grown-up art school hippies...
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Date: 2009-02-04 05:01 am (UTC)terrified. I am terrified.
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Date: 2009-02-04 08:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-04 07:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-04 07:23 am (UTC)I saw the black, and I thought her explanation was going to be, "The inside of the belly is all black, because Bella has a horrible disease, which would be unfortunately missed because she did not go to an obstetrician throughout her pregnancy, but relied solely on a doctor who studied medicine in the 1600s. Luckily, Edward turned her into a vampire! <3333"
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Date: 2009-02-04 08:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-04 07:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-04 08:11 am (UTC)That's seriously one of the creepiest things I've seen from the Twilight fandom, hell it's one of the creepiest things I've seen on the net PERIOD.
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Date: 2009-02-04 09:48 am (UTC)WHAT THE FUCK. NO, REALLY, WHAT.
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Date: 2009-02-04 11:44 am (UTC)ew. Just. EW.
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Date: 2009-02-04 04:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-04 09:22 pm (UTC)