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[cleolinda]

New Made of Fail! In which DAYNA MEETS WIL WHEATON. I have a feeling my dogs will enjoy this one, probably because they will be the only ones able to hear it. (Happy birthday, queenanthai!)

New Tonner Doctor Who pictures! (Compare to the smaller picture still at the top of the page.) See, I told you that they get sneaky and update the pictures. I just... don't know that you're going to like them any better.

New book from Stephenie Meyer in June! Except that it's a 192-page novella about a character who was in Eclipse for 10 pages and no one cares about. Meanwhile, she said a long while back that she would never write anything similar for Carlisle (the original Cullen who was turned in the 1600s), because that would require research. On the upside, $1 from each copy will go to the Red Cross, or you can read it for free two days later with an option to donate directly. Due to the love-hate embrace these books and I are locked in (let's face it: Twilight-related page hits have been very good to me), I will probably recap it. (Speaking of Things I Have Recapped, apparently a great Twifan cry of "WHAT ABOUT MIDNIGHT SUN????!1?" went up on Twitter.) 

Also, if you make an eyeshadow called Skin of a Killer, I WILL buy it. I will hate myself, but I will do it. FOR SCIENCE.

(IT WAS $11.25 FOR TEN SAMPLES!! With FREE SHIPPING. You can't beat that WITH A STICK!)

(You should probably beat me with a stick, but...)

Today on Tumblr: It's another Victorian/vampire/goth-themed day! Don't miss the amazing Atwood-esque white/violet dress.

Snackfood Deathmatch, Semifinals round 2: Rice Krispies treats vs. cinnamon rolls! Are you ready to rumble?

Ricky Martin is livin' la vida open, says he's gay. I don't know if it's just that I spent yesterday afternoon offline reading, but I'm really not seeing a whole lot of reaction to this. Which is probably the way it should be.

The Domestic Poster for Iron Man 2; Smell Like Tony Stark With Iron Man Cologne.

The whole concept cannot help but beg the question: What exactly does Tony Stark/Iron Man smell like? In our imagination, l'aroma de Stark involves the scent of crisp hundos, mixed with new car smell, motor oil, and Axe body spray. Which is to say masculine and slightly industrial, with just a splash of douchebag.

The original fragrance has been described as "leathery" and "woody" (tee hee) and the Diesel website calls it "a voluptuous and explosive cocktail that bears witness to a man with an identity as strong as it is present, almost magnetic," which sounds pretty much like what I just said.

'Knight and Day' Trailer: Good Cruise or Bad Cruise?

First Look: Angelina Jolie in “Salt.”

Al Pacino's Disturbingly Accurate Jack Kevorkian Impersonation.

Must Watch: Creepy Official UK Red Band Trailer for [Rec] 2!

Will Smith locked for two Independence Day sequels? No. NO. NO! I already did the first one for the book! I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THIS.

Our favorite similes from James Franco's foray into short stories.

The Crafty Frouds Say a Dark Crystal Sequel Still on the Way.

Sofia Vergara Joins "The Smurfs" and "Happy Feet 2."

It's Official - Legendary & Warner Bros Bringing Back Godzilla. To which I can only say: OLD MEME.

Comments

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because Edward disables her truck, remember? And the forced sleepover with Alice.

Or wait, do you mean Twilight? I think the only bit we really hear about Jacob is Bella being like, "I flirted some Quileute back story out of him" and Edward being all "lol," because it struck me as hugely ironic that this didn't hit his rage-o-meter at all. And then I guess he'll have something to say about Jacob showing up at the end. Jacob's really kind of a non-entity in Twilight, except to provide info dumps.

[swsa.livejournal.com]

That's all in Eclipse though, right? I meant if there'd been any Jacob in the parts of MS we've gotten so far.

As crazy as it sounds? If she's honestly not ready to dump the Twi-verse, I think I would've even preferred a book about Renesmee. At least that one would be lulzy. The prissy Daddy Edward stuff alone...

[tenalto2.livejournal.com]

"I think I would've even preferred a book about Renesmee. At least that one would be lulzy. The prissy Daddy Edward stuff alone..."

Hee! I can hear it now. "No, you may not wear that! I don't care if Alice picked it out! Halter tops and stilettos are not appropriate attire for a two-year-old!"

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I got confused as to which book we were talking about (for no good reason).

I WANT ANGRY DADDY EDWARD. I want to see Renesmee three years old or whatever, all grown up with a "rocking body" like Vampire Bella, and the MASSIVE DADDY HATRED Edward will have for Jacob. "But you used to climb into my window at night all the time!" "EXACTLY." *SHOTGUN*

[swsa.livejournal.com]

It's so bad. Even just joking about it for the lulz? I AM STILL GETTING CREEPED OUT. She'll be "dating" Jacob by age 3. She will be dry humping with the guy who lusted after her mother. Who she will now look like. OMG MEYER.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

The guy who forcibly kissed her mother! Who snuggled up with Mom in a sleeping bag while Mom's true love/Nessie's daddy had to sit there and "listen" to his sexual fantasies! EDWARD KNOWS WHAT GOES ON IN JACOB'S MIND. HE KNOWS.

[swsa.livejournal.com]

I literally do not know if I'm going to be able to make it through the tent scene in the theater. There is just so, so much wrong with it, and Lautner's excitment for it just eeks me out even more.

You know, Twilight and NM are bad books? But I actually kind of enjoyed them. Eclipse though? Made me rageful. I...am not sure how this movie going experience is going to work.

Actually...

[andromedabastow.livejournal.com]

Reneesme only has Bella's eyes. She has Charlie's curls and Edward's angelic face...So much hoyay! cannot be an accident Or Smeyer didn't really gave Jerkob a "soulmate" just a better way to hide on the closet.