A public service announcement
Feb. 17th, 2010 12:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cleolindaYes, I have seen the Edward Cullen "man pillow" on Etsy (it's half-man, half-pillow, and entirely made of NO), so you can stop sending me the link now. Also, if you haven't sent me the link and you don't know what I'm talking about, you can google that shit yourself because NO. I would also like to say: people, if you're going to be a pillow-molesting deviant, don't PAY for that shit. Get yourself some pillowcases or potato sacks or whatever and some cotton batting from Hobby Lobby and bust out the Rubber Stamp filter on Photoshop because I'm telling you, that's all it is. Keep your crazy homemade. Or just buy a vibrator like normal people, because everyone has needs--that's not the weird part; I'm saying that taking those needs out on innocent, humanoid home furnishings is. For real, you can get a wide variety of sex toys on Amazon these days. You don't have to stoop to this.
Lately, I have become obsessed with the Pallas's Cat (which--HEY LOOK, IT'S A SEGUE--I discovered in the Twilight in Lolcats posts. Geometrical eyebrows sold separately), in no small part because they make the best faces ever. (I can't tell you how many times I've made this face recently.) And I will no longer be able to have a bad day ever again as long as this picture exists on the internet. In fact, I hear there's one at the zoo here in Birmingham; I will have to go visit him. That said, I don't think it'll be very good for his dignity ("WHO IS A PRECIOUS FUZZY BABY? YOU ARE!"), but it'd be a good excuse to get out of the house. And the botanical gardens are right there, and I've been wanting to see them again, maybe do another photo safari. It's a thought.
@lilithsaintcrow: @cleolinda You know someone will marry that pillow. It will be a WalMart wedding. I will BET YOU MONEY.
@cleolinda: @lilithsaintcrow They'll have to marry the pillow, because you know it won't agree to premarital humping.
Lately, I have become obsessed with the Pallas's Cat (which--HEY LOOK, IT'S A SEGUE--I discovered in the Twilight in Lolcats posts. Geometrical eyebrows sold separately), in no small part because they make the best faces ever. (I can't tell you how many times I've made this face recently.) And I will no longer be able to have a bad day ever again as long as this picture exists on the internet. In fact, I hear there's one at the zoo here in Birmingham; I will have to go visit him. That said, I don't think it'll be very good for his dignity ("WHO IS A PRECIOUS FUZZY BABY? YOU ARE!"), but it'd be a good excuse to get out of the house. And the botanical gardens are right there, and I've been wanting to see them again, maybe do another photo safari. It's a thought.
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:43 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:50 pm (UTC)WHAT IS THAT?
...just....WAT.
WOW.
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:54 pm (UTC)It follows J who had a friend named Alex. Alex was making a student film called 'Marble Hornets'. After three months he abandoned the project calling the working conditions unworkable.
Which struck J as strange since he was filming near his childhood home. J asked what Alex was going to do with the tapes he made. Alex said
Burn them.
J talked him out of it and got him to give him the tapes on the condition that J never speak of it again.
J freaked out by this put the tapes in closet and forgot about them. Alex transferred to another school and was never heard from again.
J dug out that tapes later and went through them posting what found to Youtube.
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:01 pm (UTC)Seriously, if I ever work for a zoo again and they have the Pallas cat and the Pampas cat or the Sand Cat they will have to dart me to keep from standing in front of their enclosures all day going "WHOS AN ICKLE KITTY-CAT?"
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:10 pm (UTC)(Although, i hear they're making ones that are cold and shiny, so you too can hump an undead shiny thing...)
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-17 07:15 pm (UTC)They would have the bonus use of being passable sneak-out tools and scaring the bejesus out of someone by artfully placing them in their bed in the middle of the night though...
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:16 pm (UTC)A... a millow? :(
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-17 07:24 pm (UTC)(Note: Have not Googled, have not clicked, DO NOT WANT.)
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:27 pm (UTC)*Googles*
...AWWHELLNO.
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:41 pm (UTC)Everywhere I turn, the eyes follow me. I'm pretty sure I'd wake up in the middle of the night and find that thing hovering over me.
Gah...!
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:42 pm (UTC)...I don't know whether to laugh at the stupid or headdesk at the crazy.
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:59 pm (UTC)But I did. And now I can't get to the brain bleach fast enough.
I need more cute animals to help make it go away. :(
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