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MTV Movie Awards roundup, partially courtesy of my Twitter feed:

MTV Movie Awards celebrates the fun side of filmdom. Also, Twilight won everything. Except for Best Villain, which the voiceover announcer blithely mentioned went to Heath Ledger as we went out to a commercial.

@cleolinda: [Host Andy Samberg:] "I made a bet with a buddy of mine backstage. TWILIGHT!" *AUDIENCE SCREAMS* "I won!"

@cleolinda: OMG PUT IN YOUR EARPLUGS YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW SECONDS
@cleolinda: HOLY SHIT BREAKTHROUGH MALE PERFORMANCE IT'S AN UPSET TWILIGHT BEAT TWILIGHT yeah RPattz won.

@cleolinda: Best Movie. I'm not even going to say it. You know it. You can hear the screaming from there, I'm sure.

MTV Movie Awards: Best/worst.

@cleolinda: Okay, I will give Samberg his "Cool Guys Walk Away From Explosions" song. Will Ferrell's suit is scaring me, though.
@cleolinda: JJ Abrams keyboard solo *what?*
@cleolinda: He is like rocking it out 1986-style up in here too, man.

'Bruno' Gets Up Close and Personal With Eminem; TAINTGATE ‘09: Is This The Face of a Man In on the Joke?; Eminem/Bruno stunt at MTV Movie Awards was staged, sources say (although I have heard that Eminem was not expecting quite that much... prank); Paris Hilton was the first choice for MTV's 'Bruno' prank.

@cleolinda: Somebody just walked off in a huff, I can't tell who. Zac Efron looks confused. Wait, that was an AWARD?

NYFug.com: Red-Carpet Hits and Misses from the MTV Awards

@cleolinda: KStew is rocking the Converse with her dress and looking like she'd rather be dead, which is why I like her.

@cleolinda: Also, Chris Pine is dressed like your grandpa.
@cleolinda: It's very "Why yes, I *would* like to be your neighbor, Mr. Rogers."

Kristen Stewart fumbles her popcorn ("So it was just about as awkward as you thought it was going to be! BYE!").

@cleolinda: Best Kiss. OH MY GOD THE SCREAMING MY TV IS SHAKING
@cleolinda: Vanessa Hudgens [who just lost the award] looks mildly chagrined.
@cleolinda: "I need to remove my gum." That's hot. OH ~~SCRIPTED~~ SHUT DOWN BY KSTEW! Will Ferrell looks mildly chagrined.

Will Ferrell Fesses Up To His Love For Team Edward And ‘Twilight.’

@cleolinda: New Moon clip ahoy. OH GOD THE SCREAMING
@cleolinda: FURSPLOSION!
@cleolinda: NICE
@cleolinda: I particularly liked the FEMALE ROAR THAT SHOOK THE AUDITORIUM when Shirtless Taylor suddenly appeared onscreen.

@cleolinda: I love how people across the internets are now telling me they all yelled "FURSPLOSION!" at their TVs.

Stiller Insulted By Efron, Sutherland And Puppet.

@cleolinda: I mentally checked out for a few moments, looked back over, and saw Kiefer Sutherland weeping at Ben Stiller. Is hugtiem now.
@cleolinda: Stiller is accepting his career award. Kiefer is still sobbing. "Please don't let go!"

Usual Gang Of Idiots, Shenanigans At MTV Movie Awards. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.