Damn you, teenage girls! DAAAAAMN YOUUUUU

[cleolinda]

So. The MTV Movie Awards are on in about an hour, whatever--if I were smart I'd liveblog them, but I just can't bring myself to expend so much energy on what will inevitably be a Twilight blowout. (THE DARK KNIGHT, PEOPLE, COME THE FUCK ON.) But I'm not sure I can stand to not watch it, just in case something stupid happens. I mean, exceptionally so. Also, I am allergic to Those Famewhores from The Hills Whose Names I Refuse to Learn, which is going to be problematic. Anyway, my point is, they're supposed to be showing Half-Blood Prince and New Moon clips during the show, which will then go online, and I'll ETA links for those here. Anything happens, I'll come back and say it here. Maybe on Twitter. Hating myself all the way. I don't know.

ETA: Wait, they've already given out Best Villain? Ah, here we are: "[Heath Ledger], who passed away in January 2008, was named “Best Villain” for his portrayal of Batman’s clown-faced psychotic nemesis in a special MTV Movie Awards pre-show announcement." Well, I don't have to wreak any vengeance for that one, that's good.

ETA: We got a Transformers clip. Meanwhile, I'm bored to death on Twitter.

ETA: HBP clip just ran; the show is reairing later tonight if you missed it and want to see it, you know, TV-sized. Also, Sacha Baron Cohen just flew commando in on angel wings, got dumped upside down on Eminem's face, and Eminem just walked out in a huff. The dumping was planned, obviously; I don't know if the walkout was.

ETA: New Moon clip up next. My TV is shaking with the screams of teenage girls.

ETA: YOU GUYS THERE WAS TOTALLY FURSPLOSION

ETA: Now on YouTube! (HD on MySpace, smaller at MTV.)

ETA: They're promising a Public Enemies clip but the show is over? Will keep an eye out for this.

ETA: Okay, I love you, Johnny Depp, but not enough to sit through this crap show to figure out what's going on.

ETA: And there's now a small movement to make #fursplosion a trending topic. Oh, Twitter, you so bored on Sunday nights.

Comments

[glenvorian.livejournal.com]

Is TDK even nominated for anything? I haven't paid attention.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

The most nominated movies are Twilight, Slumdog, and TDK, in that order (I think).

[toritoribird.livejournal.com]

I need an icon that says "COME THE FUCK ON" because it's several flavors of win.

*abandons research paper for photoshop*

[greedyskunk.livejournal.com]

That would be awesome if you make it. I say this irl ALL the time.

[r-a-black.livejournal.com]

Same here. I'm giving in and watching, though.

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

I haven't watched the MTV Movie Awards for about 4 years, but I used to love it, so I will check it out tonight. I'll mostly look for the Star Trek cast, though.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Are they going to be there?

[robinmc.livejournal.com]

I am allergic to Those Famewhores from The Hills Whose Names I Refuse to Learn

SERIOUSLY. Although I read too many blogs, and I know all their names. Sadly, I know way too much about them. If there were certain things I could choose to un-know, it would all be about The Hills.

[lesaubergines.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON IS AWESOME

[connielane.livejournal.com]

I went to the trouble of registering at the frickin' MTV website so that I could vote anti-Twilight in every category. I'm sure it won't make a difference, but it feels good to have done my bit to stem the insanity. :P

[divadeanna.livejournal.com]

I did the same thing. LOL

[divadeanna.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm watching. For Samberg, mostly. I hope TDK sweeps it.

And LOL I'm watching MTV right now, and Taylor Lautner was being interviewed, and his mic went out right as he started talking and wasn't fixed until he was finished, so I couldn't hear a thing he said. There's gonna be hell to pay for that one, probably.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they've already seated him two rows behind the cool kids, as I understand it.

[wenelda.livejournal.com]

I used to really like MTV and the MTV Movie awards, but in the last five or so years I've just... Completely lost interest. I can't even name half the movies they'll probably have on there this year, as none of the movies I really loved (RocknRolla!) got much publicity. It's just so ridiculous, IMO. (Plus, honestly, I don't think anything can top the Matrix skit with Justin Timberlake where he dances around and says, "you can do The Robot with JT!" I just. Loved it.)

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

I LOVED RocknRolla SO MUCH.

[meatbridge.livejournal.com]

I'm probably watching, because if Twilight's there, then RPattz is there, and if he's there, then something is guaranteed to happen.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's gonna be there. They've put him and Kristen Stewart near the front, apparently. With any luck he won't be torn to pieces.

[setgunstofun.livejournal.com]

You know I'm really not surprised that Twilight has the most nominations since MTV hasn't removed it's lips from Stephanie Meyers ass since we first got wind of the movie. On the other hand, I'm glad Heath got the Best Villain award, because at the very least I won't hear my brother's screams two states away.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I would like to think they didn't even count the votes on that one.

[nnneng.livejournal.com]

live blog! live blog!
naaah. :) i'll wait for the ETAs

[edda.livejournal.com]

Also, I am allergic to Those Famewhores from The Hills Whose Names I Refuse to Learn

That's two of us.

[greedyskunk.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* Make that three.

[hey-sup.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah to Sacha Baron Cohen to making the thug dudes sexually uncomfortable!

[ook.livejournal.com]

Best thing to happen in years on the MTV Movie Awards. :D

[sun-star-n-moon.livejournal.com]

Ugg. Sometimes it sucks living on the west coast. I still have to wait two more hours for the damn thing to start.

[hey-sup.livejournal.com]

http://www.justin.tv/mordane2

[northernphoenix.livejournal.com]

LMAO

As soon as I saw the mid-air transformation, I thought of you. There was fursplosion all over the dang place!!

But I'm seriously confused though. Twilight franchise = better effects?! I don't want to consider that equation to be true.

[pushingme.livejournal.com]

I totally yelled FURSPLOSION at my tv.

[litlover12.livejournal.com]

A fever of a hundred and werewolf!

I'm not even watching, but someone had to say it. :-)

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Fursplosion?! WHERE!?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

The New Moon clip. They'll rerun it on TV in a couple of hours, and the video itself should be online soon.

[la-petite-singe.livejournal.com]

When is Eninem not in a huff? Geez.

[mumford519.livejournal.com]

I know! He has absolutely no sense of humor. Funny how he doesn't mind making fun others, but he can't stand it himself.

[mumford519.livejournal.com]

I completely clapped like a 12 year old girl when Jacob changed into a wolf.

P.S. Why can't Kristen Stewart just say her lines like a normal person? Is it that hard?

[diddakoi.livejournal.com]

It's like Taylor was trying to make up for her emo by being extra enthusiastic.

[maisontv.livejournal.com]

I totally screamed when there was fursploding. Fuck Edward and the sparklepires, I'm all about Jacob and the wolf pack.

[mudpuppy83.livejournal.com]

Same here. Of course, werewolves always rock harder than vampires.

[mentalmishaps.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha!

Awkward Kristen Stewart is awkward. Her award dropping made me so happy.

[randomhero2006.livejournal.com]

That was amazing.

I laughed so hard at that.

[diddakoi.livejournal.com]

Wow, kstew looks like she so does not want to be there. Guess she's channeling Bella.

Also, the clip messed up for me... I missed the fursplosion :(

[rhoda-rants.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly - she's so 'in character' what with the dropping of the award and all it's almost frightening.

[litlover12.livejournal.com]

The sound on that YouTube trailer was WAY out of sync. It was a total "Singin' in the Rain" "Yes yes yes! No no no!" moment. Hee!

[sun-star-n-moon.livejournal.com]

here is a better in sync one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXby53zCgqk

[britreads4fun.livejournal.com]

clip messed up for me too...i wanted to see jacob fursplode!!

also, edward=superdazzledramaqueeeeeeeeen

[entropy-and-me.livejournal.com]

Ngl, I was pretty impressed by the fursplosion. (Also, when he morphed into the wolf I was totally going FURSPLOSION! in my head.)

[a2a-addict.livejournal.com]

me too!

yay for having a budget for special fx!