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[cleolinda]

Suri Cruise? Seriously?


ETA: PEOPLE, NO MORE PLACENTA-EATING CRAZY TALK, I'M TRYING TO EAT DINNER OVER HERE. (Just start reading the comments. Don't even ask me.)

ETA 2: "Mom! Katie Holmes just had her fake alien baby!" "HUSH, AMERICAN IDOL IS ON."

Comments

[leiliaxf.livejournal.com]

at least she's not named after a fruit or veg.

[kittygopounce.livejournal.com]

yeah, lol.


Also. Suri is not so bad. My name which is another way of writing that? Sari. "Oh, is that Sari like (insert your choice of the following: the Sari Club that was bombed in Bali? / the Indian clothing)?"

What's worse is my cousin who is Indian, is getting married this June and requested we dress appropriately for a traditional wedding. Imagine that - Sari in a sari. lol.

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

Father is presumably couch-hopping happy.

I read that as "crotch-hopping happy" and had an interesting visual.

[sharelle.livejournal.com]

There! See? Apparently I wasn't the only one! :)

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

Maybe her friends will call her Su?

[syneblue.livejournal.com]

The question is not what her friends will call her. The question is: will she have friends?

[angelamermaid.livejournal.com]

As if she won't have enough problems on the schoolyard with a batshit crazy daddy.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

I don't think little Sudoku will ever see a public school in her quasi-alien lifetime.

[ewacat.livejournal.com]

It's what the radio's reporting.

They were just doing a report on placenta-eating and then they announced that a) it was female and b) the name.

Not sure which made me choke on my tea.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I know, dude--I just heard about the other bit (mmm, dinner plate on my knee!) right as the baby thing came up. You know you're batshit insane when Hannibal Lecter is sitting somewhere watching CNN and going "wtf NO."

[pinstripe-bindi.livejournal.com]

Any news on whether Tom ate the placenta?

Thank Xenu. I was starting to think they should just induce labor and let us move on with our lives. I swear this pregnancy has gone on so long I still had braces when it started.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

ACK PLACENTA TRYING TO EAT DINNER. Thanks a lot, news outlets.

In other news, Suri Cruise start ninth grade tomorrow...

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

Now, how many people are surprised that the spawn is actually human?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Have any of the news stations actually confirmed it was?

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

NO WAI!

I presume Mr. Cruise is leaping atop the placenta (http://news.independent.co.uk/c/?ec=404) preparing it for insertion into a sammich. Hell, I'm just glad he was going to wait until after the baby was born.

[elysian-dreams.livejournal.com]

Your icon is so cute!!!!! Where did you get that picture, it's adorable!

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

And if she was born with a lot of hair, they could call her the Suri with the fringe on top....

[quirkly.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[meredithsg.livejournal.com]

The great irony is that according to IMDB Brooke Shields also gave birth today

[ewacat.livejournal.com]

Do we know what her kidlet's name is?

I bet it's not the sort of name you'd confuse with an apology. "I'm Suri." "No, it's okay, I didn't see you." "No, I mean, it's my name..."

[tickety-boo05.livejournal.com]

Suri Cruise? Hmmm, perhaps they can name a ship after her?

Placentas!

[pscopathictiger.livejournal.com]

OMGICONLOVE

[lezopez.livejournal.com]

You mean you can't see KateBot calling the kids in for dinner? "Conner! Isabella!" *pause, really quietly* "...Suri!"

For some reason, I kinda think the Hebrew name is yet another dig at Katie's Catholic parents, even though most names aren't considered like that anymore.

[chocotaku.livejournal.com]

TAYLOR ROCKED!!!!

[brittanygrace.livejournal.com]

That he did!!!

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

And so begins the first chapter of the tell all book.

[scornedsaint.livejournal.com]

That I will totally read.

[valkyrie79.livejournal.com]

I just told Greg the "news."

Me: Hey, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise named their baby Suri.

Greg: With a fringe on top?

[amberdulen.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

I feel sorry for this kid already, and can forsee a drug addiction.

and she'll live in a cult.

Oh wait, she's already doing that.

[lilgoala.livejournal.com]

She won't develop a drug addiction, her father'd beat her over the head with his e-meter.

[http://users.livejournal.com/bellereve_/]

More demon children is just what the world needs!

[auryanne.livejournal.com]

When I heard this on TV I thought her name was "Surrey" which I admit I kind of liked. Why are they giving her a Hebrew name, anyway?

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

According to "Freakonomics", it's a fad. They're betting on Aviva to be the next Mackenzie, god help us.

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one that immediately jumped to the conclusion that Tom intends to kidnap Brooke Shields's baby and pretend it's his own?

Pig Calling

[amberkb.livejournal.com]

You just know someone's gonna mess up the pronunciation and go...Soooooieeee!!! (as in...pig calling.)

[quenbolyn.livejournal.com]

Right,
no one should name their child anything that is but one letter away from sounding like "slurry."
No one.

[bigfatgreek.livejournal.com]

just because I'm a spiteful bastard:

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

AUGH WTF

[serizawa3000.livejournal.com]

Somewhere, Martians are tooting their horns...

Must... resist... urge... to make a snarky remark... about baby's high midichlorian count...

[roseredhoofbeat.livejournal.com]

BWAH.

[wildcatlizzie.livejournal.com]

My parents knew before I did. There is something wrong with the world because it was my dad that informed me of celebrity gossip and not the other way around.

[emerybored.livejournal.com]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm thinking about the poor girl at about 8 or 9 when the "Yes, Suri/No, Suri" "Yessiree/nosiree" joke gets reeeaaalllyyy old. I just pray they stay over in LA where they pronounce rodeo "roh-day-oh" and not "roh-dee-oh." Because that would be inviting trouble.

[kittygopounce.livejournal.com]

Yea. Or the "What's your name?" - "Suri" - "Sorry, I said 'What's your namme?'" - "Suri" - "I said 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'" - "Suri. S. U. R. I" - "Oh." .... which has actually happened to me. Except for the slightly different spelling.