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[cleolinda]

Suri Cruise? Seriously?


ETA: PEOPLE, NO MORE PLACENTA-EATING CRAZY TALK, I'M TRYING TO EAT DINNER OVER HERE. (Just start reading the comments. Don't even ask me.)

ETA 2: "Mom! Katie Holmes just had her fake alien baby!" "HUSH, AMERICAN IDOL IS ON."

Comments

[leiliaxf.livejournal.com]

at least she's not named after a fruit or veg.

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

Father is presumably couch-hopping happy.

I read that as "crotch-hopping happy" and had an interesting visual.

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

Maybe her friends will call her Su?

[sharelle.livejournal.com]

There! See? Apparently I wasn't the only one! :)

[angelamermaid.livejournal.com]

As if she won't have enough problems on the schoolyard with a batshit crazy daddy.

[ewacat.livejournal.com]

It's what the radio's reporting.

They were just doing a report on placenta-eating and then they announced that a) it was female and b) the name.

Not sure which made me choke on my tea.

[pinstripe-bindi.livejournal.com]

Any news on whether Tom ate the placenta?

Thank Xenu. I was starting to think they should just induce labor and let us move on with our lives. I swear this pregnancy has gone on so long I still had braces when it started.

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

Now, how many people are surprised that the spawn is actually human?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Have any of the news stations actually confirmed it was?

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

NO WAI!

I presume Mr. Cruise is leaping atop the placenta (http://news.independent.co.uk/c/?ec=404) preparing it for insertion into a sammich. Hell, I'm just glad he was going to wait until after the baby was born.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

And if she was born with a lot of hair, they could call her the Suri with the fringe on top....

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, who knows what he'll do to celebrate? Bring on the cabana boys!

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

I don't think little Sudoku will ever see a public school in her quasi-alien lifetime.

[quirkly.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[meredithsg.livejournal.com]

The great irony is that according to IMDB Brooke Shields also gave birth today

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I know, dude--I just heard about the other bit (mmm, dinner plate on my knee!) right as the baby thing came up. You know you're batshit insane when Hannibal Lecter is sitting somewhere watching CNN and going "wtf NO."

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

That statement works too.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

ACK PLACENTA TRYING TO EAT DINNER. Thanks a lot, news outlets.

In other news, Suri Cruise start ninth grade tomorrow...

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can't be the first person to think of that.... Of course, now I've got that song running through my head on permanent loop.

[ewacat.livejournal.com]

When it eats its mother, we'll know.

[ewacat.livejournal.com]

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you this: (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/10/17)

[angelamermaid.livejournal.com]

Good point, that!

[ewacat.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yes. In my batshit world, Lecter has just turned vegan.

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

XD Well, they only said it was female. There was no confirmation of species.