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Suri Cruise? Seriously?


ETA: PEOPLE, NO MORE PLACENTA-EATING CRAZY TALK, I'M TRYING TO EAT DINNER OVER HERE. (Just start reading the comments. Don't even ask me.)

ETA 2: "Mom! Katie Holmes just had her fake alien baby!" "HUSH, AMERICAN IDOL IS ON."


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Date: 2006-04-19 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiliaxf.livejournal.com
at least she's not named after a fruit or veg.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoiryu.livejournal.com
Father is presumably couch-hopping happy.

I read that as "crotch-hopping happy" and had an interesting visual.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Maybe her friends will call her Su?

Date: 2006-04-19 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharelle.livejournal.com
There! See? Apparently I wasn't the only one! :)

Date: 2006-04-19 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelamermaid.livejournal.com
As if she won't have enough problems on the schoolyard with a batshit crazy daddy.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ewacat.livejournal.com
It's what the radio's reporting.

They were just doing a report on placenta-eating and then they announced that a) it was female and b) the name.

Not sure which made me choke on my tea.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinstripe-bindi.livejournal.com
Any news on whether Tom ate the placenta?

Thank Xenu. I was starting to think they should just induce labor and let us move on with our lives. I swear this pregnancy has gone on so long I still had braces when it started.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cupcakery.livejournal.com
Now, how many people are surprised that the spawn is actually human?

Date: 2006-04-19 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Have any of the news stations actually confirmed it was?

Date: 2006-04-19 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigma7.livejournal.com
NO WAI!

I presume Mr. Cruise is leaping atop the placenta (http://news.independent.co.uk/c/?ec=404) preparing it for insertion into a sammich. Hell, I'm just glad he was going to wait until after the baby was born.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com
And if she was born with a lot of hair, they could call her the Suri with the fringe on top....

Date: 2006-04-19 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Well, who knows what he'll do to celebrate? Bring on the cabana boys!

Date: 2006-04-19 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigma7.livejournal.com
I don't think little Sudoku will ever see a public school in her quasi-alien lifetime.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quirkly.livejournal.com
*snickers*

Date: 2006-04-19 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meredithsg.livejournal.com
The great irony is that according to IMDB Brooke Shields also gave birth today

Date: 2006-04-19 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
I know, dude--I just heard about the other bit (mmm, dinner plate on my knee!) right as the baby thing came up. You know you're batshit insane when Hannibal Lecter is sitting somewhere watching CNN and going "wtf NO."

Date: 2006-04-19 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kosher-jenny.livejournal.com
That statement works too.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
ACK PLACENTA TRYING TO EAT DINNER. Thanks a lot, news outlets.

In other news, Suri Cruise start ninth grade tomorrow...

Date: 2006-04-19 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com
Hey, I can't be the first person to think of that.... Of course, now I've got that song running through my head on permanent loop.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ewacat.livejournal.com
When it eats its mother, we'll know.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:17 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-04-19 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kosher-jenny.livejournal.com
I'll tell you this: (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/10/17)

Date: 2006-04-19 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelamermaid.livejournal.com
Good point, that!

Date: 2006-04-19 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ewacat.livejournal.com
Oh hell yes. In my batshit world, Lecter has just turned vegan.

Date: 2006-04-19 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cupcakery.livejournal.com
XD Well, they only said it was female. There was no confirmation of species.
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