Cleolinda everywhere

Subtitle: Cryptic Occasional Livetweets, Collected.


JUNE 3

@cleolinda: Welp, I just agreed to read the first Game of Thrones book. Apparently I'm going to be marathoning that tomorrow.

@cleolinda: I am determined to finish this by Thursday night so I don't cross the fandom streams. I read pretty fast, though.

@cleolinda: I MEAN BASICALLY, yeah. RT @DuctTapeFae: @cleolinda I hope you're packing a lunch, that sucker is dense!

@cleolinda: Yeah, but I know a lot of stuff from hearing about the show, so... RT @ladonnapietra: You sweet summer child.

@cleolinda: "Oh! So THIS is the part where everyone was rending their garments on Twitter!"

@cleolinda: I've heard the "GRRM can't be on Twitter because he killed all 140 characters" joke. I'm prepared for everyone to die.

@cleolinda: Literally everyone, to die. Characters will walk into a room and fall over dead three pages later. Rocks literally fall on everyone.

@cleolinda: Sometimes people will just stop in the middle of a sentence and fall into a pit of swords. Swords with spikes. Spikes with poison.

@cleolinda: There are dragons, who also make people die, and then they die, but only after you really love them. Then they come back and die some more.

@NoelCT: Then there's the town littered with rakes that villagers keep stepping on.

@cleolinda: "KHALEESI, IT IS A DESERT OF LEGOS"

@NoelCT: Imagine how much more fun GoT would be if written in the style of A Series of Unfortunate Events.

@cleolinda: "Decimated, a word which here means 'everyone dies.'"

( 'Joffrey is truly a little shit.' Jon Snow speaks for the trees )