Do I--wait, don't answer that

[cleolinda]

Peoples of the Internet:

My experiments FOR SCIENCE may have finally gone too far.

RUN, SAM!
CAN YOU NOT SEE
WHAT A MONSTER I HAVE BECOME?

Wow, those squirrels look tasty.


* Actual products used.

Comments

[momebie.livejournal.com]

What are you using? My friend and I were sparkly vampires for Halloween one year and used the silver glitter hairspray that comes in the can. Looked just like you do there. I sort of distracted myself all day with how shiny I was.

[winters-queen.livejournal.com]

Aromaleigh put out an Twilight eyeshadow called Skin of a Killer. *G* I believe that is it.

[sea-of-tethys.livejournal.com]

But is your hand icy-cold?

[hopeandmemory.livejournal.com]

and marble-hard? xD

[maudelynn.livejournal.com]

Ah! Mystery solved. Shine on you crazy squirrel-etarion!
PS DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH SAM! O_O

[aka-paloma.livejournal.com]

I just want to say that I love your icon so much.

...And now I see you've changed it from the Buffy one to the Bunnicula one. LOL! Oh, well.

[aka-paloma.livejournal.com]

Not to cast aspersions upon Aromaleigh (I use their stuff and it's great) but that looks positively toxic!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

It's just loose powder/glitter. I put on some cocoa butter lotion first to keep it on better, but that's all.

[akathorne.livejournal.com]

This...looks better than the movies did. I am both saddened and amused.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

To be fair, it was hard as hell to get on camera. It looks twice as good IRL. Seriously, the second picture, I look like a disco ball.

[lunylucy.livejournal.com]

NOOOO, CLEOOO, NOOOO.

That looks awesome.

[situveuxmoi.livejournal.com]

TERRIFYING.

But also awesome. Thank you for being a guinea pig.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Heh, heh, heh. I know what products THOSE are! And yes, the SPARKLE level of them is amazing.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I really couldn't even get them to photograph half as good as they actually look. (Of course, my digital camera also just died, so that was taken with my phone. The slightly blue cast was completely unintentional.)

[cherrysakura5.livejournal.com]

The movie make up people would kill to have that kind of sparkle. No need for twinkling sound effects.

[brandyllyn.livejournal.com]

Sidenote: Your choice of avatar made this extra special win in my book.

[greyduck.livejournal.com]

Hmm. So what I need to find is a sparkly rubber duck to really pull off the joke. Good point, well illustrated. *grin*

[sophiamcdougall.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a better effect than they managed in the actual movie...

[gmonkey42.livejournal.com]

Run away, Mr. Muggles!

Iconfear

[kupfergruen.livejournal.com]

Compliment! Your Icon made me shudder!

[robinmc.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE SKIN OF A BLOGGER WHO HAS SACRIFICED HERSELF FOR SCIENCE.

[flamingtoilet.livejournal.com]

This.

[acaciakitty.livejournal.com]

It would only be better if some other blogger fursploded into here to protect us all from the monster you have become.

[maudelynn.livejournal.com]

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/28965072@N00/2181101596/)

Changing into a were collie now... oh wait... wrong series.

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

On the plus side, you now have the perfect SF avatar photo for today.

I know what you are...

[begiled.livejournal.com]

Snarklepire

Re: I know what you are...

[arby-m.livejournal.com]

ha!

[skybreak-seeker.livejournal.com]

I have seen the snarkiest mind of my generation destroyed by sparkle-motion...

[soldierbabygirl.livejournal.com]

...That's actually pretty cool. I wanna be sparkly. If only so I can run around my house laughing at myself for being such a freak.

Did it make you OMGSEXY? DID YOU DAZZLE ANYONE?!?!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, Scout's passed out on the kitchen floor, does he count?

[threeparts.livejournal.com]

Shit. I hope your sun lamp is still working; a century or two of overcast weather could be a bit of a downer.

[threeparts.livejournal.com]

DID YOU SNIFF YOUR MOTHER YET?

[michellerz.livejournal.com]

OMG Cleo - YOU DAZZLE US!! :-O

What will TLE and Tonner Edward have to say about the competition? You guys should totally have a sparkle-off! ;)

[das-mervin.livejournal.com]

Cleolinda in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn't get used to it, though I'd been staring at her arm all afternoon. Her skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's linkspam, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. She sat perfectly still on the deck, her shirt sleeves pulled back over her sculpted, incandescent, scintillating arms, leaving them bare. A perfect statue, carved in some unknown stone, smooth like marble, glittering like crystal.

[soleta-nf.livejournal.com]

I want to 'like' this.

[colleenpowell.livejournal.com]

I am dazzled.

[aim-of-destiny.livejournal.com]

I am daze.

Cleo is now, truly, a Dracula.

[nb2000.livejournal.com]

Uhoh, one of the Edward's finally changed you!

[scornedsaint.livejournal.com]

I love that Sam is in one picture but not the next. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU MONSTER?