Ho hum

[cleolinda]

A bit blah today, but not too terribly depressed. I guess that's improvement?

U2's 'Horizon' premieres with sky-high sales numbers; U2 riles up rabid fans with show at tiny theater.

Cute Animal Video Actually A Dig At Chinese Censors.

Fug-or-Fab The Cover: SWINTON (full photoshoot).

Get ready for "Heathers: The Musical."

Joaquin Phoenix is removed by security from his own gig; The Sad Reality of Joaquin Phoenix's Act; Joaquin Phoenix is Nuts: Part 712.

Ricky Gervais tickles us, Elmo.

Part Lucky, Part J. Peterman, Part Lemony Snicket: Introducing J. Cruel [Snarky Blog].

A year to go on ‘Lost.’

Cruz Crashes 'True Blood' Cast.

‘24’ Film Could Take Place in Europe, Says Kiefer Sutherland.

What Comic Book Store Owners Really Think of 'Heroes.'

'South Park': Jonas Brotherly love.

David Boreanaz answers your 'Bones' questions (or has a good time skirting them).

First Look: Will The New 'Absolutely Fabulous' Be Absolutely Awful?

‘Jericho’ TV Series Lives On As New Comic Book Series.

Images: Storyboards from Martin Scorsese’s ‘Shutter Island’; First Look at Pixar’s ‘Up’ Companion ‘Partly Cloudy’; '17 Again'; Destro the Movie Figure Ain't Half Bad; Angelina Jolie Scales Walls; 'Imagine That' Poster: Eddie Murphy is Furious That He Wears His Daughter's Socks; A Scantily Clad Load of ‘Crank 2′ Images; Sexy New Photos from Britain's Lesbian Vampire Killers.

Trailers and clips: New Footage From '9' Tore Our Stuffing Out; EXCLUSIVE: Watch A Brand New Scene From ‘Monsters Vs. Aliens’!; Exclusive Clip From 'Gigantic'; Exclusive video interviews with the cast of Last House on the Left; EXCLUSIVE: Watch Vin Diesel And Paul Walker Burn Rubber In ‘Fast & Furious,’ Two 'Fast & Furious' TV Spots; Woody Harrelson Warns You About The End Of Days [2012].

First Look: Tim Burton's 'Alice in Wonderland.'

Marvel Studios Adjusts Pipeline Schedule For Release Of 'Thor', 'Captain America', 'The Avengers', & Sony's 'Spider-Man 4.'

ANOTHER 'IRON MAN 2' EXCLUSIVE: Scarlett Johannson To Replace Emily Blunt; EXCLUSIVE: Mickey Rourke Signs For Russian Villain Role In 'Iron Man 2.'

Watchmen artist remembers "twisted" vision; Oh Goode, It's Watchmen Celebrity Playlists; Was Watchmen doomed from the start? The post-mortems begin; Those Wacky Kids and Their 'Watchmen' Humor; The Last Watchmen Story You Need Ever Read.

Rumor Alert: A Second Test Screening Held for Half-Blood Prince?; Bad news for HBP (the screening didn't go so well); LIVE NOW: PotterCast and HP Alliance "No New Stuff" Call.

Late-breaking repeat from yesterday: ‘Eclipse’ (’Twilight 3′) has a Director in Juan Antonio Bayona; THE BEST INTERVIEW EVER, NO REALLY, I MEAN IT THIS TIME ("Okay, (deep breath) I f—ed Joe Jonas. I love him" ); a shitload of set pics from New Moon filming, featuring wigs galore (apparently Jackson Rathbone is having to film 'Last Airbender' with a shaved head at the same time?); Volterra Wants New Moon!; EXCLUSIVE: ‘Twilight’ DVD Bonus Brings Back Comic-Con Memories; Twilight Emerges as Retail's Great Savior; Pocket Edward Is Back!

(Related: Let The Eat Cake: Kristen Stewart’s More Than Simple Dessert Role; Kristen Stewart and Aaron Stanford Interview – 'The Cake Eaters.')</td>

Joe Wright Heads To Mumbai For ‘Indian Summer’ Period Pic.

Ridley Scott’s ‘Robin Hood’ Will Feature ‘A Lot Of Singing.’

EXCLUSIVE: Dwayne Johnson On Shazam/Captain Marvel Movie: ‘We’re Starting From Page One.’

'Race to Witch' Mountain Review; Kim Richards Takes Us Back To Witch Mountain.

'Sunshine Cleaning' Review; 'Sunshine Cleaning': EW review.

Review: Last House on the Left's Saw-level gore isn't for everyone; Last House's Monica Potter walks us through a bloody kill.

Review: 'The Perfect Sleep.'

Mirrors' Alexandre Aja to direct sci-fi 'The Contractor.'

Robert Mark Kamen Already Writing a Sequel for 'Taken.'

Makeup Forever [The Powder And The Glory]: "Two women, Helena Rubinstein and Elizabeth Arden, were responsible for taking makeup mainstream. A new documentary, The Powder and the Glory, chronicles the women's bitter rivalry and the birth of the cosmetics industry." AWESOME.

Jay Baruchel Becomes Painless Hero For ‘Klutz.’

Roberts To Play 'Cougar' Queen Gilbert In Uplifting New Movie. You know, this is the first time I have ever heard the word "cougar" used in connection with Eat, Pray, Love. Don't know what that's about, then.

New ‘Dragonball Evolution’ Clip And TV Spot Goes Online. I don't know what I'll do for the Uwe Boll Slot after 'Dragonball' has come and gone, y'all.

And now, to finish work on something else.

Comments

[wolfsilveroak.livejournal.com]

I don't think you have anything to worry about, Dragonball Z ain't coming for a very long time.}:P

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

Scarlett Johannsson in Iron Man II?

FAIL

[last-archangel.livejournal.com]

I don't know which makes me want to boycott Hollywood more: Rathbone as Sokka or Johannson as Black Widow.

Epic fail, all around.

[glenvorian.livejournal.com]

LMFAO @ that Joe Jonas one.

He should say he did DanRad. xD

[leoprincess.livejournal.com]

I flipping agree.

[leoprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not familiar with Black Widow, but I think her character requires more than the 2 kinds of expressions I've seen ScarJo give in all her films. T_T

Oh, and the Avatar movie does not exist. It is a lie.

[sneaky-minx.livejournal.com]

I've fallen behind on some of your linkspams and such, so maybe I missed it or it isn't something worth posting, but Neil Gaiman's supposed to be on the Colbert Report Monday night. I squeed when I saw it yesterday, one of the rare highlights of the past couple of days. Figured I'd share in case some people didn't know and it could make them squee, too.

[goonie-freak.livejournal.com]

I really don't like her anymore.

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

I don't either.

[angelene.livejournal.com]

Sigh, agreed.

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

In a weird way, that pan of Witch Mountain actually gives me hope. Some of the things the reviewer objected to, like the convenient fact that the aliens look just like us, were in the original (and go all the way back to the book, where the point was that even though they were aliens, in a lot of ways they were just like us). I suspect that reviewer wasn't very familiar with the source material. On the other hand, that all the people in the film seem to have tried really hard to make it work suggests it's not as bad as it could have been.

[emmaorgana.livejournal.com]

GTFO of my ATLA, RATHBONE.

That casting is so fail.

[goonie-freak.livejournal.com]

They need to stop making people up for True Blood... I mean they already get a good turnout for the Fangtasia bartender seeing as how that position is like the freaking defense against the dark arts position.

I am sick of seeing these people being cast and not knowing who these characters are... grrrrr

[goonie-freak.livejournal.com]

After watching her in He's Just Not That Into You I realized the only thing I liked her in was Lost in Translation.... and I have seen TONS of things with her in it...

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

YES! Agreed.

Lost in Translation is probably her only good film.

[gwynnywonk.livejournal.com]

For some reason, New Moon movie news hasn't been bringing the lulz lately. Thank goodness for RPattz's meme awareness and ability to say ANYTHING with total impunity.

[elisa0984.livejournal.com]

You can barely see it, but I already crave Alice's dress. And necklace.

[angelene.livejournal.com]

Re: Swinton, it's an absolute FAB in my book, no question asked. Of course, I wouldn't expect (nor advise) her (or any sensible person, really) to go wearing those uh "clothes" outside the studio, but still.

[rissa333.livejournal.com]

I have come to the conclusion that you are required to smoke to work on any Twilight set. Bleh.

[emmaorgana.livejournal.com]

Rathbone makes me cry more with his foot-in-mouth disease.

[lyras.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you for the Ricky Gervais + Elmo link. Really cheered up my morning, and I needed it!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Oh, awesome. I hope he's up to it--his father just passed away a couple of days ago, and I think he's in England now for the funeral.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

The RPattz interview in GQ is EPIC. He seems to be remarkably good-natured and level-headed given his situation. Also, I love the writer’s observations about his performance in Little Ashes — you can tell Salvador Dali has made a breakthrough because he starts painting real hard. *snerk*

[bad-idea-bear.livejournal.com]

Really?

I think I just died and went to heaven.

[jcipa.livejournal.com]

The GIFs in the ONTD Watchmen posts are killing me.