I promise I will never mention Amazon Associates again

[cleolinda]

OMFG I AM SO BUYING ONE OF THESE.

(YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART IS? AMAZON THEN RECOMMENDED THE TWILIGHT SOUNDTRACK. LAWL.)

I finally remembered that I have an Amazon Associates account back from my Daily Digest website days, so from now on, if I link to something on Amazon, I'm going to tuck my ID code in there. I think this link should get you to the front page in general, and I've put a graphic on my user info in case people want to go find it later. Hell, I guess I could put a little icon down there with the charity links, like someone suggested--I feel bad cluttering it up (and putting commerce next to charity), but I don't run ads here, this is a fairly painless way to make five bucks here and there in a bad economy, it's hard out here for a pimp, etc.

So if you would, in fact, like to buy a Cheap-Ass Edward Dollen of your own, you can do so through that link and I will probably get about two cents from it. After all, you get such "Product Features" as:

• Twilight
• Great gift for the holiday
• Over 10 points of articulation
• Hand painted detail
• Vampire love story

And why did the one, lonely review only give it one star?

So I bought this doll as a joke for my roommate. On the back of the box it list his name, birth date and special ability. The special ability is listed as "MING Reading" should be MIND Reading.

I'm not sure I want my dolls to come with ~*Mind! Reading! Action!!*~, so this is probably an improvement.

Comments

[mudpuppy83.livejournal.com]

If they have any sense of humor at all, the Edward figure will be covered in glitter and if you scratch the Bella doll's hair she'll start smelling like freesia.

[thelovely2.livejournal.com]

OMG I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT HAPPENING

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

[mudpuppy83.livejournal.com]

Again, I might get a Rosalie action figure--especially one of her in that baseball uniform that so emphasizes her lovely posterior--but I know that will never happen. Hell, we'll probably never even get an Alice figure.

And the only reason I could ever see myself getting an Edward action figure would be if I could pose it so that he is either being impaled on the swords of my MacFarlane figure of Bad Ash, or being sliced to pieces by chainsaw hands Gigan.

Although here's hoping that New Moon brings us a Jacob figure with FURSPLODING ACTION!

[thelovely2.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've never owned a doll or an action figure or whatever, and yet, I ache for an Alice Dollen. She would be my prized posession without a doubt (because she has to be the only character I LUFF in that book).

my MacFarlane figure of Bad Ash
OFFICIALLY DYING OF JEALOUSY HERE

Although here's hoping that New Moon brings us a Jacob figure with FURSPLODING ACTION!
That would be AWESOME! But do you realize how awful Taylor Lautner's Dollface would look like? And the hopeless lack of chest hair? *shudder*

[mudpuppy83.livejournal.com]

OFFICIALLY DYING OF JEALOUSY HERE
Heh, the only reason I didn't mention having him dismembered by my MacFarlane Ash figure is that I only have the 18-inch version that talks, and that would make the scaling all wrong. :-P

And an Alice figure would be awesome, especially if you could actually get it to do that bizarre graceful pose that she does during the baseball game. Or could give her some kind of spring-loaded NECK-BREAKING ACTION!