AHHHHHHH

[cleolinda]

Oh God the doll pictures are up brb

Comments

[kittenscurious.livejournal.com]

Edward Dollen isn't too hard on the eyes. I mean, he could be a lot worse. Eowyn's gonna freak, isn't she?

[jharrison19.livejournal.com]

I want Edward dollen! I love his hair.

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

THE HAIR.
Bella doll doesn't look half bad but Edward Dollen reminds me of MUPPETT ANGEL.

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

LMAO. I thought of puppet Angel, too. But Edward's nose probably doesn't come off. ;D

[kayay.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to try and objectively admire the craftsmanship, laugh at Edward's hair, cry because "Twilight" has invaded yet another corner of the universe, or shout "Burn it with FIRE!" Richard Matheson's short story "Prey" comes to mind, the one they made into a Twilight Zone episode about a Zulu warrior doll with an evil spirit trapped inside; it comes to life and ends up killing people.

Also his head looks abnormally big with that hair.

[situveuxmoi.livejournal.com]

Ditto to Jharrison. Edward Dollen is pretty cute. Bella Swhiner is creepy. DO NOT WANT.

[jharrison19.livejournal.com]

I actually like the bella. It looks not horrible. The hair and clothes are aces. My biggest like is the proportions in ecullz body. He does have those weird doll smushness.

[bludrummergrl.livejournal.com]

Hmm Edward looks like a cross between Elvis and Angel from BtVS.

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

YES YES ANGEL, ANGEL (and I thought James Dean but Elvis works too)

[girlandetc.livejournal.com]

best cleo post EVER ahahhaha ♥

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Edward? Rufus? I AM SO TORN!

[girlandetc.livejournal.com]

The Edward doll is not as bad as I expected. He doesn't look as sweaty/ill as the promo photo though ahahaha.

Bella looks.. like a doll. Nothing like Kristen Stewart. Nor does that shirt corset thing look like ANYTHING Bella would wear. They should have put her in that super cute jeans/plaid shirt/Sorel boots combo when she was cleaning her car!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I think the shirt is based on the peasant blouse she was wearing at the hotel when Alice was having visions:

http://pics.livejournal.com/cleolinda/pic/0008tbpc/g17

[padawansguide.livejournal.com]

Why is Edward not made of vinyl with glitter mixed into it? *is confused about the lack of sparkling*

He sure does have a lot of hair!!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, of course he does!

[robinmc.livejournal.com]

Oh my lord, the pic of the two dolls together may just be the creepiest/most stalkertastic thing ever.

[greedyskunk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I love how Bella's sticking her chest out like she's asking for attention, and Edward's putting a hand out to stop her from being so forward.

[door.livejournal.com]

...It's worse than expected, isn't it?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah.

[nochi_san.livejournal.com]

The fact that the Edward doll is wearing the jacket I lusted over for half the movie makes me irrationally happy.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Hee! Oh, I knew it would totally come with that jacket. Number one, he really is wearing it half the time. Number two, the 7" figure was wearing it too.

And it really is a fabulous jacket.

[bluinkalchemist.livejournal.com]

Great. As if I didn't have enough problems trying to avoid be labeled a fanboy. Now I come across Cleo's Secret Life of Dolls.

*sighs* Hand me my t-shirt, I'm done fighting it.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

A Twilight fanboy?

[demonoflight.livejournal.com]

Edward Dollen reminds me of Rick Astley.

DUDE I DON'T KNOW

[icecreamprincss.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. I see it too. ahahaha.

[girlandetc.livejournal.com]

semi-related.. have you seen the most recent go fug yourself twilight post? ahaha http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2008/12/fuglight.html

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Hee, yeah. I think they're on to something, personally.

[reebchan.livejournal.com]

This is unrelated, but...have you seen this?

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20210536_22,00.html

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I... yeah. I'm kind of traumatized. I mean... I kind of have a Dali phobia.

[teaa.livejournal.com]

THE HAIR!!!

"This is the hair of a killer, Bella"

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, WIN.

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

They make me giggle.

I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, really.

[stardustshine.livejournal.com]

You know...he kinda looks like young Elvis.

[aria624.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, the doll even has THE HAIR.

You know,if you get Edward Dollen, The Hair will no longer serve as a fangirl alert.

It will be Eowyn alert.

"OH GOD MY HAIR IS UP, WHERE IS SHE. I KNOW YOU ARE THERE EOWYN, PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT."

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that he'll be able to hear all her thoughts. I'm sure that'll work out just fine.

[zeroxgirl1201.livejournal.com]

Ye gods, I think I may want him. If they come out with a Jacob, as long as he doesn't have that nasty long hair, I will be buying him.

I don't need this doll. I'm saving for a car. *new mantra*

[bluinkalchemist.livejournal.com]

ZOMG ICONLOVE ♥

[teirkin.livejournal.com]

Gah, even the Edward Cullen doll is creepy-stalkery. Look at that body language!


(...I kind of want them though...)

[evilbearhunter.livejournal.com]

That doll has a freakishly large head. I second the Rick Astley connection above -- he looks like he's going to throw off the peacoat and burst into boy-bandy song.

[katharhino.livejournal.com]

He looks more like Pattinson than the Bella doll looks like Kristen Stewart.

Of course if you actually get the doll, the hair will be all like smushed from packaging and not nearly as awesome as that photo. *wonders how long the doll stylist spent achieving Hair Perfection*