Burning the almost-midnight oil

[cleolinda]

Let's go ahead and post what I've got, shall we? I'd rather sleep in tomorrow.

The Moviefone Unscripted interview with Pattinson, Stewart and Meyer is live. And it's exactly as awkward as you might expect. I'm dying to know what part Kristen Stewart got that she can't talk about yet, though. (ETA: East of Eden?) Also: "Do your best sexy face." "... I don't want to saturate the market." And scroll down the side menu for three or four little thirty-second outtakes, blah.

After I flailed around a bit in the comments of the previous entry because mtv.com always hates me, chewlkuhvascrt found a YouTube version of the clip being discussed from the MTV Spoilers show whatever. I like when the guy asks Kristen Stewart if there are any Edward Cullens in the real world and she's like, "UH, NO," like, AND THANK GOD. And then, near the end, Robert Pattinson FINALLY loses his shit and screams at the crowd to shut up. And this was taped last week, before the Maul Tour.

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Twilight’ Clip Features Bad-Driving, Bad Excuses, And A Very Good Romance. Isn't it dark up there, MTV, so far up Twilight's ass?

'Twilight' Author Recalls Butting Heads with Robert Pattinson except not really: "Yet, in the performance, he did what he wanted, and it turned out how I wanted it."

From vivnow: 'Twilight' Countdown: Melissa Rosenberg defends 'Breaking Dawn.' Well, you're gonna have to write the script, so... that's all you, right there.

Entertainment Weekly's Breakout Stars. I'd laugh at them including Robert Pattinson before the movie's even opened, but: Tour of Terror. He deserves it.

Twilight Cast 'In Style' Photoshoot. What the hell pelt are we wearing this time? And who looked at Nikki Reed and thought, "Icy blonde! Perfect"? And I like her.

From anaroriel: Pattinson Sinks His Teeth Into Stardom With ‘Twilight.’ Regarding Stewart's visible discomfort with the publicity process (colloquially referred to as "bitchface," and someday I hope to rock one as good as hers. I'm not even being sarcastic): "Pausing for a moment, Pattinson clarifies: 'Kristen sort of wears her heart on her sleeve, it's very obvious. But, y'know, if I am feeling uncomfortable about something I force myself to be relaxed about it. People ask you if they can give you a kiss and you're like, 'No,' and they just do it anyway. And it's like, what can you do?" And yet again, the crazy people have found a way to make me feel so very, very sad. Anyway. What about the New Moon movie? "His eyes light up at the prospect. 'My part in the second one is completely different. He's, like, distraught, and sort of goes mad. I much prefer the second one to the first, and I'm hardly in it. I just get this really cool, ominous presence in the book where Kristen keeps saying how much she's longing for the return of Edward and then I have this pretty dramatic entrance at the end where I'm going to kill myself. It's cool.' " His enthusiasm for Edward's big drama queen moment cracks me up--go back and watch the Variety interview, he's excited about it there, too.

Latest Teen Heartthrob Has Love Scene With Male Actor. I knew the moment I saw this headline exactly what it was going to be about. Of course, I also remember "James Bond KISSES A MAN, ZOMG!!!1" headlines circa Casino Royale (that would be Infamous, the movie about In Cold Blood that was not Capote, and Daniel Craig is very good in it, albeit disconcertingly dark-headed).

From hobbit_eyes: The Loinfire Club sporks Twilight. I will take issue with this part, however: "There's nothing even vaguely erotic about Bella's yearning. She's a good girl." Clearly, they have not gotten to the attempted teenage seduction and the dry-humping and the headboard-breaking yet.

You know what? People talking about whether they're going to see the movie--and in what spirit they're going--has made me wonder. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER POLL!

[Poll #1297729]

Comments

[dorei.livejournal.com]

I am putting it on my netflix queue so that I can MST3K it.

[derangeddarling.livejournal.com]

A friend and I are going for the lulz (with a couple of Twihard friends so that we hopefully don't get killed) to a midnight showing. I'm a little scared.

As for all the commenters saying they're going to buy a ticket for something else and see this, I hope you're waiting until after opening weekend! I'm a little terrified that there will be epic throw downs (like, Tour of Terror scale) when the Twihards can't get seats because people with tickets for other movies have snagged them all!

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

I admire Kristen's ability not to add "No, really, what ARE the differences between you and Bella?" in that unscripted interview.

Also her polite way of saying that Bella has no personality.

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

I kinda want to go (for the LULZ of course), but I'll be damned if I'm going alone. I'm trying to recruit someone to go with me. Those fangirls scare the shit outta me.

And I plan on wearing sparkles. Fo' srs. I have roll on glitter I bought from Bath and Body Works one time.

[etoiletpapillon.livejournal.com]

I'm seeing Twilight, but incognito and with another friend or two. I am paying, in hopes that some of those royalties go to Rob, so he can buy a big house VERY VERY VERY FAR AWAY. The poor thing.

[notemily.livejournal.com]

I don't love OR hate the books, but I find them entertaining and I really like Kristen Stewart. plus, lulz.

[thelovely2.livejournal.com]

Note that already 613 people (ON YOUR JOURNAL ALONE) have reported to be going to that excuse for a movie (and goddammit, I'm going too, but for the lulz, I tell you, THE LULZ!!). Spank my ass and call me Dolly, we're going to get one very suicidal sequel with a ripped Taylor Lautner.

[capsulekei.livejournal.com]

You need a poll option for those of us who are going to see it for how hysterically bad it will be, but aren't giving it any money because we will be sneaking in after paying for and watching a decent film.

[cleojones.livejournal.com]

You know what I'd love?
If this movie actually was a damn good film.

All these mofos determined to snark the hell out of it (including myself) would have to scarf down all that humble pie.

[barrelgoddess.livejournal.com]

As stated in a response to someone else, I'm waiting for the (hopefully) inevitable Rifftrax. GOD, I hope it's inevitable, I think those guys would have the field day of all field days with this shit. XD

[miss-eponine.livejournal.com]

Yet, in the performance, he did what he wanted, and it turned out how I wanted it.

Okay, this? I'm not sure if I find it hilarious or creepy, because we all have a pretty good idea of how RPattz views Edward, and the fact that his version of the self-loathing obsessive sort of creepy stalker virgin matches up with SMeyer's version of the perfect boyfriend really weirds me out.

[topazera.livejournal.com]

I also love in the Moviefone Unscripted interview, RPattz's answer to the "What doesn't anyone know about you?" question!

"The one thing people don't know is I tell everybody everything all the time. Well, maybe people do know that because I keep telling them everything."

Oh sweetie, we know. In fact, that's why we really enjoy you. You keep on doing your thing, Spunk Ransom. :D

[lemonade8.livejournal.com]

Wow. That interview, I couldn't watch. The actors looked mightily pissed at Stephenie. Especially Kristen. Yikes.

But, this picture... I don't read Twilight fanfic, but I'm sure there are some slash shippers out there that will be happy. http://pics.livejournal.com/cleolinda/pic/0008zhyw/g17

[trampchic.livejournal.com]

To make the horribleness/omg I'm dying from laughter on this end of the InStyle photoshoot go away, have you seen the outtakes of the VF one? (It's pure fangirly love. I want that hair. And that dress. And it's nice to note that although RP is dressed in Dior and Gucci, he still looks...like...himself :D ).

http://www.everglowmedia.net/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=397

[sonic331va.livejournal.com]

I may go if there's enough shirtless eye candy. Kinda like "The Covenant". I wouldn't have even stayed in the theater if it hadn't been for the hawt eye candy in that shower scene.

[sdemory.livejournal.com]

I've decided to make opening night of "Twilight" a piece of performance art. I'll go see the movie and, in the midst of it, shout out "This is crap! Bella's lame as hell and sparkly hair-gel guy is a crazy moody stalker! Vegetarian? What the..."

By then, I expect that the mobs of teenish girls and their moms will swarm me like a wave and beat the hell out of me at the very least. I'll have someone film the whole thing and call it "Orpheus Falls Before The Maenads."