I've decided to make opening night of "Twilight" a piece of performance art. I'll go see the movie and, in the midst of it, shout out "This is crap! Bella's lame as hell and sparkly hair-gel guy is a crazy moody stalker! Vegetarian? What the..."
By then, I expect that the mobs of teenish girls and their moms will swarm me like a wave and beat the hell out of me at the very least. I'll have someone film the whole thing and call it "Orpheus Falls Before The Maenads."
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Date: 2008-11-17 08:49 pm (UTC)By then, I expect that the mobs of teenish girls and their moms will swarm me like a wave and beat the hell out of me at the very least. I'll have someone film the whole thing and call it "Orpheus Falls Before The Maenads."