HOLY SHIT, Y'ALL.
celticangel76 just sent me this link: Crowd Forces Cancellation of "Twilight" Movie Event in San Francisco.
Y'all, I take it back. Do not go to one of these things. I cannot be responsible for getting y'all maimed or killed.
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robinmc: Eyewitness account at Perez Hilton. You know, part of me is like, "I kept telling y'all this would happen, bring your riot gear, and yet no one ever believes me," and another part keeps shouting "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" at my computer.
ETA 2: I don't know why this made me laugh really hard (I say that a lot, don't I? Let's just say that laughter is the way I express a number of emotions), but: photographic evidence of the cancelation. Maybe because the Edward poster has such a THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS look about it?
ETA 3: Photos from the trenches.

A planned meet-and-greet for the star of teenaged vampire movie is cancelled after hundreds of fans stormed the entrance to the Stonestown Galleria Mall.More from ONTD:
People started crowding the front of the mall at about 5:00 a.m. Monday for the chance to buy a t-shirt and get a wristband to meet Robert Pattinson who plays the character of Edward in the "Twilight" movie. That film, based on at least five popular books, is due to open in theaters later this month.
Organizers reportedly cancelled the event because of the crush of fans. Witnesses tell KRON 4's Yoli Aceves the large crowd overwhelmed a list organizers had set up to register fans to meet the actor.
Around 200 to 500 people were expected to line up this morning to buy a wristband when the mall opened, that would allow them back inside the mall at 6 p.m. for a t-shirt signing at the Hot Topic store. Thousands showed up.Live report linked here, in which the reporter mentions that the crowd is still not dispersing because they have hopes that the event will be un-canceled.
"After I got trampled I got back up there, but it was really scary cause I couldn’t breathe, because everyone kept pushing,” said fan Erica Martin.
One girl reportedly had her nose broken as a result of being crushed up against the front doors to the mall. Another girl fainted because she was unable to breathe while being pressed by the crowd.
The line to get into the front of the mall stretched all the way around the block.
Y'all, I take it back. Do not go to one of these things. I cannot be responsible for getting y'all maimed or killed.
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ETA 2: I don't know why this made me laugh really hard (I say that a lot, don't I? Let's just say that laughter is the way I express a number of emotions), but: photographic evidence of the cancelation. Maybe because the Edward poster has such a THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS look about it?
ETA 3: Photos from the trenches.
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Date: 2008-11-10 07:58 pm (UTC)I try to only comment intelligently here, but I just can't find any more words.
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Date: 2008-11-10 07:58 pm (UTC)http://perezhilton.com/2008-11-10-twilights-robert-pattinson-ignites-massive-mayhem-in-san-fran
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:00 pm (UTC)also... "the movie, based on at least five popular books"?
a) is the movie going to be all five then? 'Cause, that might be cool...
b) AT LEAST? Whoever wrote that, I want to know where the AT LEAST came from.
(*mutters* so I can move forward with the "assassinate SMeyer" plot... *mutters*)
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:03 pm (UTC)cowsparkles. Yowch.You can't hear me, but I am screaming...
Date: 2008-11-10 08:03 pm (UTC)OH MY FUCKING GODS.
He's an actor. AN ACTOR. He's PLAYING a PART in a MOVIE -- a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. And people -- teenagers and adults alike -- are willing to kill and maim each other just to SEE him?! To see anything having to do with the books or the movie?!
Okay. That's it. I want off this planet. Humanity has freaked me out for the last time.
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:04 pm (UTC)That is really scary! Thankfully [or not] nothing like that ever happens 'round here
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:04 pm (UTC)Whoever thought public appearances would be good for this film needs to have their heads checked. The hysteria is way too big already without adding fuel to the fire, geez.
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:15 pm (UTC)Man, I remember those days.
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:09 pm (UTC)also, I just read the ONTD link upthread about the 7-year-old asking Rob to bite her, and also from that post: As part of his tortured take on Edward, Rob "never wanted Edward and Bella to touch." seriously, is it me or does he just keep getting more and more awesome?
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:10 pm (UTC)Robert Pattinson is developing an odd following. E!'s Marc Malkin said a photo op for the actor turned downright creepy when a 7-year-old fan asked if he could bite her. Sounds like he's officially entered the 'Twilight' zone.
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Date: 2008-11-11 07:38 am (UTC)::groan:: I am willing to be Rod Serling, bless him, turned over in his grave at that comment. But the whole shebang would make an interesting episode on that classic show, wouldn't it?
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:23 pm (UTC)http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/29101075.html
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:17 pm (UTC)If I didn't already have a story going for nanowrimo, I would explore that further.
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Date: 2008-11-10 10:00 pm (UTC)Thank you for this utter madness Smeyer.
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:21 pm (UTC)The only place i've ever seen that happen is at gigs.
If it's starting to happen at malls I may never leave the house again.
(Also, hordes of beings pressed up against the glass of a mall trying to get at people inside? Dawn of the Dead. That's all i'm saying.)
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:25 pm (UTC)http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/entertainmentnewsbuzz/2008/11/twilight-coun-7.html
"I used to love playing live at open mic nights. It'd be cathartic. I mean it was really key for me," he explained. Now that a few of his performances have been captured on YouTube, however, he's a lot less keen to take the stage. In fact, he's pretty sad about it. "I think, 'Wow, I just lost a huge chunk of my life.' "
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:25 pm (UTC)MORONS!
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Date: 2008-11-10 08:27 pm (UTC)Twilight is the new Beatles. x_x
I'm gonna go die in a corner, now.
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