I swear there won't be too many more of these

[cleolinda]

Whoa, is it 8:30 already?

Because it's worth linking again: the greatest Breaking Dawn macro that ever has been or ever will be made.

The rest of the EW Twilight covers. Foolishly, I thought they might actually have someone not playing Edward or Bella on the third cover. What can I say? It's been a long week and I'm off my game.

Video of Robert Pattinson on TRL yesterday. Good luck getting to the stage alive, dude:

Remember: in case of fangirls, stop, drop and hobo.

(More from the TOUR OF TERROR: Planet Hollywood, A Fan’s Perspective.)

(Y'all, I am expecting people to get in the trenches next week and bring us eyewitness reports. Monday's San Francisco with the B-group in Seattle--who feels like taking their life [and their earplugs] into their hands? YOU KNOW I WOULD DO IT FOR YOU.)

10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week from People.com: "I stopped reading [the book] when it said, 'Even in the rain he looked like he was in an underwear commercial.'" – Twilight star Robert Pattinson, on why he initially thought he wasn't right for film's romantic lead, to EW.

More from EW: Robert Pattinson on Virgil and Martin Amis, and on looking like an 'alien.'

MOAR FROM EW: Kristen Stewart's interview and cover.

Stewart, who was just 17 when she shot the movie, was uncompromising about what she'd allow her character to do and say. ''We had to rewrite and improvise a lot of the most intense scenes, because Kristen will not say something if she doesn't feel good about it,'' recalls Hardwicke. ''Kristen is very tough and she does not tolerate bullshit.'' Stewart just feels like she was doing her job. ''I had some of the corniest lines I've ever had in this film,'' says the actress, who was keen to tone down some of the over-the-top declarations of ''I will die for you!'' love. ''We were so awkward saying those lines. Catherine was like, 'Just feel it and say what comes to you.'''

On just about any other movie, she would sound like the biggest brat ever. But here... yeah. Keep on bitchin' on, Kristen.

From the Stephenie Meyer EW interview yesterday: "It's really too bad in some ways because Twilight is going to be limited by the fact that this is a vampire romance and it's basically aimed at teens. If not for that, his performance in my opinion is Oscar-worthy." Well, here's a BITCH PLZ precedent from the Harry Potter fandom: Goblet of Fire should win every award ever! And we will conveniently be going straight into awards season! Twilight fandom, I expect you to bring your A-game petition crazy.

(I'll call it right now: if nothing else, the fan community will wage a campaign to get Pattinson a Best Song nomination.)

(And then? The Razzies will be announced. ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE.)

Find 'Twilight,' 'Watchmen' Exclusives And More Movie Sneak Peeks On MTV's New 'Spoilers' Series. HEY GUYS I JUST HEARD THIS SPOILER THE OTHER DAY, YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE IT BUT CEDRIC IS A VAMPIRE!!

InStyle drinks the Kool-Aid and puts up an entire Twilight section, to the despair of a good friend of mine who works for them. THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO FACILITATE THE DELIVERY OF YOUR LULZ, McRACHEL.

From anaroriel: MSNBC gets its snark on (bonus link from me): "Robert Pattinson, Cedric Diggory in 'Harry Potter,' plays Edward. Some fans found him to be not gorgeous enough. I invite them to check their eyesight. That said, his image on the 'Twilight' poster is icky and he should totally fire his stylist."

MarketWatch: Will 'Twilight' bring dawn or dusk to movie season?

Exclusive Twilight Clip on 'Heroes.'

Borders Pre-Release Party! Next Saturday! Wait... why?

What's your 'Twilight' (if you're, um, not actually into 'Twilight')? Well, for a long time, the Lord of the Rings movies were. Well, and the Narnia movies; I remember waiting with great anticipation to find out who would play the White Witch, and being torn for about five minutes between the undeniable awesomeness of Tilda Swinton and the NOT-DARKNESS of her hair. The Golden Compass, I was pretty big on watching that get made (and then weeping with despair when they didn't move forward with the sequels). Watchmen may be my next big crazy OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THEY HAVE TO ADAPT THIS CORRECTLY LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU HAVE TO SEE IT thing, I don't know.

(Would it be too cheesy if I did the bloggy-blogger "Tell me what YOUR Twilight is!" thing here?)

(No?)

(If Twilight is your Twilight, I'm going to assume that you hate me.)

Comments

[glenvorian.livejournal.com]

Holy Creed!

Rpattz needs an army of bodyguards.

[barrelgoddess.livejournal.com]

LOTR and Narnia here, yeah.

[roseredhoofbeat.livejournal.com]

My Twilight is Harry Potter. I would say LOTR, because I was positively obsessed with the movies for forever and I know everything about them, in spite of... never reading the books. No, really. I've never read them. I've TRIED. But I just can't.

HP, however, I got into the Christmas before the fourth book came out, and from then on, went to every midnight release and with the exception of Order of the Phoenix, finished them within twenty four hours. And I refuse to watch the movies because nothing looked the way I wanted it to.

[flamingtoilet.livejournal.com]

I really wish I could take credit for that macro now.

And I'm old school. Star Wars and Star Trek, bitches.

[quasar360.livejournal.com]

OMG, ICON!

[zoomonkees.livejournal.com]

Omg, I agree. I really thought they were going to include extra characters, too. Ha, this may go into the (omgpleasedon'thurtus we'regivingyouasmuchnomakeuprpatzzaspossible) thing. And that macro is priceless.

[flamingtoilet.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. This?

November 11th – Dallas - Dallas Galleria at 13350 Dallas Parkway, Dallas

I want to go there with a lawn chair and popcorn, just for the lulz.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

DO EEEEET.

[serenity-winner.livejournal.com]

I think anime is my Twilight. I used to be the biggest anime nerd around, and I still enjoy it, but it's more for the cheesy hilarity factor now. When I was younger I was like THIS IS VERY DEEP AND MATURE AND OBVIOUSLY FOR MATURE VIEWERS SUCH AS MYSELF.

There are a couple things I can still enjoy seriously, but for the most part it's me watching Blue Seed and riffing on it the entire time and loving it anyway.

[trash-addict.livejournal.com]

You know what? I don't have a Twilight anymore, and I think my life is a little poorer for it.

[corinnethewise.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to thank you for providing me enough knowledge about Twilight to be the coolest big sister ever to my 14-year-old sister who is hella in love with Twilight (without actually needing to read the books). :)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heeeee.

[aka-paloma.livejournal.com]

(And then? The Razzies will be announced. ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE.)

*starry-eyed* Oh, we can only hope!

[madeline-may.livejournal.com]

Are we almost icon twins?

I think we are!

[wellowned.livejournal.com]

we got EW in the mail today with the two of them on the cover. ick. i'd have rather just had rpattz.

but lol, i referenced your synopsis on the twilight saga when explaining who they were to my grandmother. she turned up her nose so far, i could see her BRAINZ. hahah.

[bijjy.livejournal.com]

phooey. I think it would've been better to have the baddies on the third cover.

[smu.livejournal.com]

I don't get the Borders thing either. I work at another bookstore and it seems so WEIRD that they'd have this Twilight thing out of the blue, when the movie isn't even opening at the same time! :/

[jharrison19.livejournal.com]

sadly, my twilight is twilight, but by this point the books seem so ridiculous to me, that all this snark is so much better. im pretty much in it for rpattz by now, cause he is officially my imaginary bf (and not cause of his looks, well, half because of his looks but mostly I want him talking to me all the time... he is awesome.)

I FEEL JUDGED!-rpattz

[glamolypsequeen.livejournal.com]

This is basically what i was going to say, only I was going to say "rpattz is my twilight", which doesn't even make sense.

[melayka.livejournal.com]

Exclusive Twilight Clip on 'Heroes.'

Ack! Quick! Get those damn Petrellis out of mimic range! The last thing we need is for the King of All SuperSues to get sparkly and chagrined on top of everything else.

[bijjy.livejournal.com]

*giggles* You mean he isn't already?

[visceralvamp.livejournal.com]

My Twilight is Star Wars and Batman (on film and TV). Also, as far as TV series go, Buffy and Psych.

[superri.livejournal.com]

Part of me is SOOO tempted to go to the King of Prussia thing but I'm home (in Philadelphia) THIS weekend and two weekends away from school in a row doesn't work for me.

[r0ck3tsci3ntist.livejournal.com]

That poor, poor boy! Everyone (including me (http://lookingback7.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Bella-and-Edward-101987247) ) seems hellbent on ruining his life.

But seriously, this movie is going to be so funny. I would pay money to go see it with you. Before you run screaming, you're safe because I, like, live four states away.

Sadly, I'm too embarrassed to admit to anyone I know IRL that I read the book and want to see the movie for the lulz so I'll be waiting for your recap with baited breath. And checking uTube daily. :p

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Lord of the Rings was my Twilight. It's the only movie that turned me into a shrieking fangirl before the actual movie came out. I love the Narnia movies, but I was always so scared they would screw up the books that I didn't look into them until they were about to be released. Sherlock Holmes SHOULD be my Twilight, but I threw down my hat and left in a huff when the cast was announced.

[kelcea.livejournal.com]

My Twilight was, when I was younger, A Series of Unfortunate Events. I'm still up for fangirling anything Daniel Handler writes, though.

[dives.livejournal.com]

I was about to write "I don't think I have anything," and then I read this. It's totally this for me.

[kiandra-fire.livejournal.com]

I would have to say that my fandoms were... Yes. In no particular order:

- Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (and ghostwriters)
- The Dark Is Rising Sequence by Susan Cooper
- And now I fangirl over Iris Johansen, but that's because she was SMeyer before SMeyer. Only... not so SMeyer.

[manderkitty.livejournal.com]

Dark is Rising!

But that 'Seeker' movie...that just made me sad. I had to go home and re-read the DIR series to make myself feel better.

[glass-radical.livejournal.com]

My twilight was totally LOTR for all thee years. My impending Twilight is probably going to be Watchmen.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure Star Wars is always going to be my Twilight.

I like Jar Jar and ewoks, for fuck's sake. There is no hope for me.

GEORGE WRITES BETTER DIALOG THAN SMEYER AND HE WROTE ABOUT SKIN BEING SOFTER THAN SAND

SAAAAAAAAAAND

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

I still don't fully understand why so many people don't like Ewoks.

[bijjy.livejournal.com]

When I was younger my twilight was Little House on the prairie (books and the series) AND The Dukes of hazzard.....my very first crust was Bo duke!

My Twilight now is Stargate:SG-1 with Daniel Jackson (Michael Shanks) staring as my Edward and Vala Mal Doran (Claudia Black) as my 'Bella'.

ETA: Also Harry Potter. even both my favorites series are over I still adore them with the insane-ness as rabid as any twihard

[entropy-and-me.livejournal.com]

Awww, yay, Daniel/Vala love! They are (IMHO) infinitely better than Edward/Bella. Although I'm also very fond of Ned/Chuck from Pushing Daisies.

[tabbyclaw.livejournal.com]

Exclusive Twilight Clip on 'Heroes.'

...Because there's two things that are gonna have a ton of audience overlap.

[msmcknittington.livejournal.com]

Can I just say "costume dramas"? Is that too broad? Because movies with big, beautiful dresses based on classic literature kind of make me go a little crazy in the head. I mean, crazy in a way I think is sane but make other people back away slowly. Like, I've seen "North & South" (Gaskell, not American Civil War) more than ten times, and it's at least four hours long.

My snarky Twilight is "The Tudors". That show is a hot mess.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

I really want to see that series. *wistful* Unfortunately, I don't get it.