*flop*

[cleolinda]

And now I sleep.

Mexico City's 'water monster' nears extinction. "Beneath the tourist gondolas in the remains of a great Aztec lake lives a creature that resembles a monster — and a Muppet — with its slimy tail, plumage-like gills and mouth that curls into an odd smile."

Tests confirm bones are adventurer Steve Fossett's.

Twinkies to shrink into 100-calorie snack packs, will still survive nuclear holocaust and outlive us all.

Fan's book delves into Potter's magic in online world.

ABC fires 'Grey's Anatomy' actress. Because... the lesbian storyline was "making people nervous" or something? Aw, Brooke Smith deserves better than that.

Why 'Pushing Daisies' Is The Best TV Show You're Not Watching.

It's True: Joaquin Phoenix Wishes A Fond Bye!Good To Hollywood; Who Will Replace Joaquin Phoenix?; Friends of Joaquin Phoenix are worried about him; The Hater: How To Say Goodbye To Your Acting Career, On Purpose. My sister: "I'll believe it when he goes back to 'Leaf' again."

Reeves Cleared Of Running Down Photographer.

Halloween Overachiever Heidi Klum Upsets Hindus Over Goddess Costume.

Reasons Why Harrison Ford May Have Worn This Peapod Costume for Halloween.

Images: Posters zomg--Coraline, The Boat That Rocked, A Good Day to Be Black and Sexy, Adam Resurrected, Johnny Got His Gun, Flashbacks of a Fool, Dark Streets (may be old?), Reclaiming the Blade. Also: Exclusive: 'Last Chance Harvey' Images; First Look: Zombies from George Romero's 'Island of the Dead'; New Pics: Being a 'Yes Man' Means Becoming Harry Potter?

Trailers and clips: First Trailer for 'The Reader'; Internet's Yellow Band Trailer is 'Unborn'; Exclusive 'Soul Men' Red Band Trailer; 'Star Wars' Geeks Unite! 'Fanboys' Trailer is Here; Worth Watching: Bruce Campbell's 'My Name Is Bruce' Trailer; 'Were the World Mine' trailer ("It truly is a musical dream. It's every gay man's dream at least").

trailer_spot: The Reader, Valkyrie, Christmas Tale, The Class, Reclaiming the Blade.

'Quantum of Solace' Grabs #1 Spot At International Box Office; 'Quantum of Solace' Sets Box Office Record In UK; 'Quantum of Solace': Exclusive pics!; New 'Quantum of Solace' TV Spots Air; How 007 Barely Avoided a Paul Haggis-Sired 'Bond Baby' (WHAT); Movie Review: 'Quantum of Solace.'

Twilight--and speak of the devil: Full Twilight-themed video for Paramore's "Decode"; 'Twilight': Inside Paramore video. Also: Robert Pattinson to be at Planet Hollywood Times Square tomorrow at 5 pm for more insanity (judging by Soho this evening, you'll need to get there about, oh, NOON); More pics from the Rome International Film Festival; Robert Pattinson, Kellan Lutz and Nikki Reed in the LA Times (whoa... someone's getting a little bit werecollie up in there); The Twilight Fansites Interview Rob Pattinson (part 2); Ask 'Twilight' Stars and Author a Question!; We want your questions for Robert Pattinson!; We want your questions for Taylor Lautner!; See cast members' other roles; Check Out Our Gallery Of ‘Twilight’-Themed Costumes…And Pumpkins! Or... not. Also-also, from msilverstar: "I'd like to plug my friend's Twilight fan site: http://www.twilight-media.net" (to which I replied, "She has good pictures and she's not crazy? Awesome!").

'Australia' Poster, Trailer and 170+ Minute Runtime; Where Has Baz Luhrmann's 'Australia' Been Hiding?; Whereabouts of 'Australia' Uncertain as Fox Buys Time For Baz Luhrmann.

Official 'Watchmen' Site Update; See 'Watchmen' Warrior The Comedian Smoke And Look Sexy In Vietnam.

Exploring David Fincher's World in 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.'

Jon Favreau And Tony Stark Face The Price Of Fame; Spiteful 'Iron Man' Producers: We Never Liked Terrence Howard Anyway.

Check Out the Trailer and Poster for 'The Reader'; 'Reader' Trailer Drops as Kate Winslet Craves Oscar in 'Vanity Fair' ("Do I want it? You bet your fucking ass I do! I think that people assume that I don’t care or don’t want it or don’t need it or something. It’s hard to be there five times, and I’m only human, you know? But I don’t go home and cry, because we’re all grown-ups here"); Kate Winslet: "Once A Fat Kid, Always A Fat Kid"; read the article, see the Catherine Deneuve-inspired pictures.

Robert Downey Jr.'s 'Naughty Areas' Saved By Quick-Thinking Jude Law on Sherlock Holmes set.

Russell Brand as Jack Sparrow's brother? I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS. YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST DON'T MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE AT ALL, DISNEY, IT'S GOING TO SUCK NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS.

Bruno Lends His Support To Fashion-Challenged 'Yes On 8' Rally; Sacha Baron Cohen Can't Fool L.A. Gays.

Shellshocked Weinsteins Find New Enemy in the 'Zack and Miri' Aftermath. But Defamer argues that the genre isn't the problem: "Make all the porn comedies you want, just don't release them on Halloween behind a campaign featuring sanitized TV spots and stick figures of Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. While the latter star still remains a relatively unknown box-office quanity, Rogen has done nothing but open one R-rated comedy after another since last year. Zack and Miri, not so much."

Someone Might Pay for 'Tintin' After All.

Fantasy Thriller 'Fading of the Cries', now in Pre-Production.

Seth Green Spills All About His Directorial Debut, 'The Freshman.'

The Farrelly Brothers Reviving the Three Stooges in 2009.

Who's Replacing Bruce Campbell in 'Bubba Nosferatu'?!

What Horrors Will Frank Miller Bring To The Catwalk? ['The Spirit']; Frank Miller Defends His Quirky Vision for 'The Spirit.'

Commence Incredulity: 'Forbidden Planet' Remake is Coming.

Troy Duffy’s ‘Boondock Saints’ Sequel Finally Happening.

Sequel to 'Doogal' All But Threatened.

Eh, it's a weak contender for the Slot. It'll have to do.

Comments

[glass-radical.livejournal.com]

Have good sleep!

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

They're ... making Bubba Nosferatu? I thought they weren't. Because the next movie Coscarelli is making will be an adaptation of the online novel John Dies at the End (http://www.johndiesattheend.com/) so when are they making it?

[stefficus.livejournal.com]

reallysquee? they're making a movie of JDATE??

hellz. yeah.

maybe The Incomparable Campbell will be in it.

[glass-radical.livejournal.com]

Robert Downey Jr.'s 'Naughty Areas' Saved By Quick-Thinking Jude Law

I haven't even read this yet, by my reply is already:


yessssssssssss.

[sweetsyren.livejournal.com]

I love the British press sometimes.

"Naughty Areas"

Bwahahaha!

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

Oh My Goddess, I love Kate Winslet. And those pictures just made my inner lesbian squee. (Since when do lesbians squee?)

Sleep well...

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

I'm sort of torn on this whole Klum as Kali deal. The Hindu part of me initially was unimpressed, but the part of me that is disenfranchised with religion thinks people need to calm down.

[serizawa3000.livejournal.com]

This same reaction happened to an artist who also did up a Kali costume that was strikingly similar to Klum's a year or so ago, down to the coloration and everything.

[padawansguide.livejournal.com]

Kate Winslet is awesome. Seriously. :-)

[quitesometime.livejournal.com]

I love when you use that icon. I have the set of tarot cards it's from :)

[jharrison19.livejournal.com]

twilight spot with decode in it is needed. They need to get on that, cause it fits perfect in my head. Ahhh, I love sascha baron cohen. I had no idea he did the lead lemur in Madagascar... Have you seen rock n' rolla? Cause I just did and it was flippin sweet.

[fateorlate.livejournal.com]

I have found the best Twilight t-shirt ever! (http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302037783&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442189487&bmUID=1225770408039) And it's official

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I linked it sometime--last week? For real, it is magnificent. I knew exactly which one you had to be talking about, it is so amazing.

[kvschwartz.livejournal.com]

Ha! And you claimed to be asleep. :P

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

(judging by Soho this evening, you'll need to get there about, oh, NOON)

That still won't be early enough.

Russell Brand as Jack Sparrow's brother?

I THOUGHT THAT ONTD SHOP WAS KIDDING. FUCK THIS.

Must...Have...Your Book!!

[ataia773.livejournal.com]

I was looking for your book, and found this at amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?%5Fencoding=UTF8&search-type=ss&index=books&field-author=Cleolinda%20Jones

Is this two different books, or a reprint of the original? I want to give your book for a xmas present. I don't suppose anyone sells it in the US yet?

Thanks!
Ataia

Re: Must...Have...Your Book!!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Aw! No, there's just one book--the "CUT!" thing is the paperback version of the original book, I have no idea what the deal with the title change was. The content should be exactly the same. And sadly, no distribution the U.S. yet.

[wmetoile.livejournal.com]

Could Robert Pattinson maybe use his sparkle powers for good and tell some of those rabid TwiMoms to vote for Obama? Like, some of the ones in Ohio? Florida? Virginia?!

[bella-stella78.livejournal.com]

Seriously! Well, I'm not a mom, but I do live in Florida and I am voting for Obama, so let's hope his sparkle-goodness reaches every other person in this state.

[robinmc.livejournal.com]

I read the Kate Winslet article earlier today. That woman is just all things awesome. I can't wait to see The Reader and Revolutionary Road.

[kvschwartz.livejournal.com]

I've seen a few episodes of "Pushing Daisies." I haven't yet reached a verdict. (I mean, I definitely LIKE it, but I'm not yet sure if I can LOVE it.)

But I agree that it's visually stunning. It has some of the best network t.v. photography since "The X Files."

[maisontv.livejournal.com]

How 007 Barely Avoided a Paul Haggis-Sired 'Bond Baby'

Thank GOD that idea was shot down. What, is Hollywood so completely out of ideas that they now have to resort to bad fanfiction?

Well, there's Twilight, so I pretty much answered my own question.

[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

Poor little Axolotyls!! Still at least they'll live on in pet shops worldwide until enough can be bred to reintroduce them...

What's the point of a BUBBA HO-TEP sequel *without* Bruce Campbell?!

Yes... the girls love Seth Green. Just the girls...

[cosette-esk.livejournal.com]

Those costumes were... uninspired, I mean, you can't really make a costume per se out of something someone would wear to look like everyone else. Except for bruised Bella, complete with feathers in her hair! The rape imagery of that will never fade from my scarred brain.

[arouraleona.livejournal.com]

Seriously, may I steal your icon. It is fabtastic.

[cosette-esk.livejournal.com]

Of course, I'm flattered lol.

[arouraleona.livejournal.com]

Yay Thanks!

[onthetide.livejournal.com]

Shit, I can't wait to see Johnny Got His Gun. I'm such a masochist; the book killed me emotionally.

[sweetsyren.livejournal.com]

Oh God! What is it with the Russell Brand fans?? They're everywhere! And now they want to put him in one of my favourite movie franchises??

Can I just say a great big huge "DO NOT WANT!" to that? Seriously Disney what is wrong with you?

Also someone actually has a petition going for him to be the next Doctor.

HELL NO.

[dachelle.livejournal.com]

What is it with the Russell Brand fans??

We...enjoy his work and want to see him in other projects like most fans? *shrug*

I'm behind the PotC thing. He hasn't got a shot in hell of being the Doctor and I wouldn't want him to be, but it's an amusing thought nevertheless.

[bya-san.livejournal.com]

I'm not quite sure on this yet, cause it can be kind of hard to tell with you sometimes, but are you a fan of Pushing Daisies? Or do you just post news about it because its relevant?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I just post news because I know people around here like it. I've never actually seen the show.

[situveuxmoi.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that Heidi Klum's costume is amazing. That woman has serious cajones to actually paint herself blue. I'm all for respecting other religions, but Hindus have to remember that not everyone thinks their gods and goddesses are more than mythology, unfortunately. I think I'd be more concerned if she was *actually* a hindu.

[nnneng.livejournal.com]

rob was at the apple store because... urr... twilight has an apple on the cover? idk really.

[evil-obsessed.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the plug for http://twilight-media.net

I am crazy, but I channel all my crazyness for good :D

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's okay. As long as you're not planning on attacking the guy with a sombrero, it's cool.