Also, I am still laughing from the previous entry

[cleolinda]

So I have finally, finally gotten through all the email and comment notifications in my inbox. Whew.

Linkspam!

From the Internet Window Shopping file: Extasia cameo jewelry (SO SO PRETTY).

Much ado over Shakespearean theater find.

New P.T. Anderson Play Shatters Snoopy-Humping Taboo.

Sneak preview of Prince's "21 Nights" book.

Would you rather 'Eat, Pray, Love' or 'Drink, Play, F@#k'?

The Little ARG That Failed [True Confessions].

Shia LaBeouf Has More Talent In His Little Finger Than Most Have In Their Whole Body; Unfortunately, They're Cutting It Off; Shia is not losing any fingers, rep says; Shia LaBeouf headed to rehab!

Turns out it's a bad week for a lot of people: Morgan Freeman, wife divorcing after 24 years.

'The Tudors' thinks Joss Stone is ugly?

Images: Josh Holloway and his tattoos and his troll hair on the set of 'Stay Cool'; Guy Ritchie's 'RocknRolla' Poster; New 'Mirrors' Posters, Reminding You to Fear Mirrors.

Trailers and clips: 'Winged Creatures' Trailer; Watch This: 'Beautiful Losers' Trailer; Final Poster and Trailer for 'Battle in Seattle'; Exclusive: Clip from 'Transsiberian'; 6 Clips From Vin Diesel's 'Babylon A.D.'; 'The Informers' Trailer Informs Me It Probably Isn't as Good as 'American Psycho.'

trailer_spot: Appaloosa, Role Models, Winged Creatures, Girl Cut in Two, Sukiyaki Western Django.

The Dark Knight beats Spider-Man, with adorable accompanying image; Yahoo! Rounds Up Baseless 'Batman 3' Rumors; Federal investigators drop Ledger drug inquiry.

Rorschach unmasked!; Watchmen Video Journal: Inside The Owlship; Prop Photos Reveal Watchmen’s New Ninja Weapons.

Hamilton Returning for 'Terminator Salvation'?

'Quantum of Solace' - Official Blog Report #20; 'Quantum of Solace' - Official Blog Report #21; 'Quantum of Solace' Premiere to Benefit Two Charities.

Ang Lee's 'Taking Woodstock' to Start Production.

Plump Russell Crowe, Weary Ridley Scott Implicated in 'Nottingham' Postmortem.

Eli Roth In, Leonardo DiCaprio Out of 'Inglorious Bastards.'

Britney Spears To Play Killer Lesbian Stripper In Quentin Tarantino Remake?; Britney won't play killer lesbian stripper.

Natalie Portman to Star in 'Suspiria' Remake.

Newsweek: Ben Stiller, A-list director?

James Franco Teases A Possible ‘Superbad’/'Pineapple Express’ Crossover; 'Pineapple Express' - The Best Stoner Comedy… Ever?

'Gentlemen Broncos' Fake Website is Kind of Great.

Adam Shankman to Direct 'Playing for Pizza.'

Samuel L. Jackson Picks 10 New Asian Classics.

wirrrn has seen 'Cthulhu'!

Gibson and Glover Up for 'Lethal Weapon 5'?

Who's Up for a 'Return to Sleepaway Camp'? *crickets*

Comments

Owlarangs

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

"Why an owl? Because you never hear them coming." Oh lord, if that leaked 'Hollywood ending' script was the real one....

Re: Owlarangs

[discogravy.livejournal.com]

"I will have my hooty vengeance! hoo-hooo! hooo!" (http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/18/knighty-nite/)

[castiglia.livejournal.com]

'The Tudors' thinks Joss Stone is ugly?

...

[chorusgirl.livejournal.com]

Eat Pray Fuck link is broken to... send an email to fuck :|

[peloquyn.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it wasn't only me...I thought I was doing it wrong ;)

[megmatthews20.livejournal.com]

LMFAO @ Holloway's troll hair...maaan, and to think I used to wear my hair up like that when I was...ten...

^_^

cheers!

[aurora-borialis.livejournal.com]

Oh! I love that song. Acoustic version? I haven't heard that one. Jealous. :)

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[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Ha, I was thinking the same thing. I think I've heard an acoustic version on the radio, a live broadcast. They also did "Crushcrushcrush."

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Britney Spears To Play Killer Lesbian Stripper In Quentin Tarantino Remake?; Britney won't play killer lesbian stripper.
Your linkspam is sublime.

[gaminette.livejournal.com]

Holy smokes! The hot badass from the Bad News Bears (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm866621952/tt0074174) is playing Rorschach! *thud*

Lethal Weapon 5?

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Re: Lethal Weapon 5?

[laddical.livejournal.com]

Everybody's getting too old for this shit.

[kvschwartz.livejournal.com]

"Hero" rather than, say, "Raise the Red Lantern"? And no "The Twilight Samurai"?

For shame, Sammy.

[greyduck.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a rather consistent list anyway. At least he picked "Hero" over, say, "House of Flying Daggers." (Gods, how we wanted that movie to hurry up and end...)

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

I read ARG and went 'anti-replicator gun'? Too much Stargate!

[lylassandra.livejournal.com]

Icon love!

[ppyajunebug.livejournal.com]

If Nite Owl having ninja weapons is all that Zac Snyder is fucking with in this movie, then all Watchmen fans should thank their lucky stars.

Well, ninja weapons and Matthew Goode as Adrian Veidt.

Nerd Epiphany Time!

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

Go with Catwoman. She's far-and-away the most popular baddie and there are already a slew of searches on possible cast members including Jessica Biel, Amy Adams...

Amy Adams as Catwoman? No. Amy Adams as Harley Quinn? Yes.

Re: Nerd Epiphany Time!

[laddical.livejournal.com]

Oh YES! But they'd have to have the guts to recast Joker, 'cuz I don't think Harley works on her own.

[glass-radical.livejournal.com]

Natalie Portman to Star in 'Suspiria' Remake.

Ohhh its official. They're going to remake every horror movie I have ever loved. *sigh*

The Haunting? Crappy
Halloween? Oh my god, so crappy
Texas Chainsaw Massacre? ....Could've been worse, but still not like the old times.
Dark Water? Auuuggghhhh
Thirteen Ghosts? *seizure*
The Wicker Man? *heart failure*

[barrelgoddess.livejournal.com]

NO NOT THE BEES

OMG HIS BELT BUCKLE IS A MIX TAPE!

[melayka.livejournal.com]

Gawd, Sawyer baby, why do you have to take such shit movie roles? I endured Sabretooth for you! Don't even pretend to me you can't act, you have the most expressive eyes in the whole Lost cast!

Oh, hell, who even cares? Just keep shirtlessly pimping the ocean juice or whatever it is, man. It seems like a plenty lucrative career.

Re: OMG HIS BELT BUCKLE IS A MIX TAPE!

[glass-radical.livejournal.com]

I endured Sabretooth for you!

YOU TOO?! Man...Josh Holloway should be glowering and glaring with the best of them, not putting on fake tattoos for something that looks terrible.

[tabbyclaw.livejournal.com]

You know what's sad? In my mind, you have become my Source for all bad vampire literature. So I keep looking at the "free Rice" button at the bottom of your entries and thinking it's something else entirely.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeee.

[misachan.livejournal.com]

Not that anyone should remake Suspiria in a hundred million years, but man, if ever a movie begged to have Summer Glau in the lead it's that.

[stokerbramwell.livejournal.com]

Rachel Dawes Catwoman? Okay, yeah, that's passing just a little on the side of the ridiculous. I think that's pretty empty fan speculation there.

On the other hand, if they REALLY wanted to bring her in as a character from the Batman comic mythos and unkill her...well, Talia al Ghul's available.

[mercat.livejournal.com]

Man, poor Morgan Freeman. =( Talk about a rough week.

THIS COMPUTER'S ALGORITHMS CHEAT!!!!

[foresthouse.livejournal.com]

I'm still giggling, too. Emo OCD Edward!

Aw, Shia. For the days when you were just being kicked out of Wal-mart. (Seriously, though - I keep hoping he will not continue a spiral downwards like so many other young actors. Stay clean, man!!)

Yay, Rorschach pics!!! I am unreasonably annoyed that the actor playing Veidt in Watchmen is Matthew Goode, though, because now I'll have even more people saying, "Oh, your favorite musician is Matthew Good? I though that was that guy who as in the movie about the President's daughter. He plays music?" Except now it will be "that guy who played Adrian Veidt." And I'll have to be like, "NO, THAT'S THE OTHER MATTHEW GOODE." Grah.

Re: THIS COMPUTER'S ALGORITHMS CHEAT!!!!

[creatrix]

am unreasonably annoyed that the actor playing Veidt in Watchmen is Matthew Goode, though, because now I'll have even more people saying, "Oh, your favorite musician is Matthew Good? I though that was that guy who as in the movie about the President's daughter. He plays music?" Except now it will be "that guy who played Adrian Veidt." And I'll have to be like, "NO, THAT'S THE OTHER MATTHEW GOODE." Grah.

I know. When I first heard the casting, I literally heard it, so I was wondering with Matthew Good had taken up acting....

[inkytwist.livejournal.com]

Mmk, so I am a Watchmen N00b, but uh, what's the big purple cat thing with Rorschach?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

That's Bubastis (I think you mean with Ozymandias? Rorschach is the guy with the black and white mask), his genetically-enhanced... lynx? Something.

[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

A remake of SUSPIRIA? Okay it's official, I hate Hollywood...

[reiko18.livejournal.com]

Cleo, I saw this at the book store today and needed to share this: Seducing Mr. Darcy (http://www.amazon.com/Seducing-Mr-Darcy-Gwyn-Cready/dp/1416541160/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1218089022&sr=8-1). Yes, that Mr. Darcy.
(And please note that the praise on the cover is not for the same book.)

[morganwolf.livejournal.com]

I really don't care much about Shia LeBeouf or his fingers, but the article on Sienna Miller's CGI pubes was pretty hilarious. "A merkin just wouldn't do..." Thank God people have money to spend on creating fake pubic hair for failed starlets.

[evil-laugher.livejournal.com]

Who's Up for a 'Return to Sleepaway Camp'?

Uhhh FUCK YEAH!

[elisa0984.livejournal.com]

Cleo, why must you find such pretty jewelry?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

It's a sickness. : (