Angry Twilighters Who Hate Me, please line up on the left

[cleolinda]

I'm sorry, I don't have anything of substance to say. I just wanted to share this now, because I've been howling with laughter, literally, out loud, for about five minutes now.


ETA: Because someone had to do it.

Comments

[hana-ginkawa.livejournal.com]

It is a HORRIBLE cover. The Angelina Jolie one a couple weeks ago is bad as well. EW has been failing recently in the cover department, IMO.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't know what's going on with them. Usually their Imaginative Studio Shots are a lot better than this. The Knightley-McAvoy shoot for Atonement was fantastic.

[roseredhoofbeat.livejournal.com]

OMFG, holy BAD vampire romance cover, Batman!

I don't want to see the movie because I hate him as Edward and she is only passable as Bella and Alice is just ALL TOTALLY WRONG, and I don't even want to know what they're going to do with Rosalie.

[inkytwist.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOSH you are the first person besides me I have heard complain about Alice. WHAT DID THEY DO TO ALICE!

[headtotoe.livejournal.com]

it burnssssss.
brb, scratching my eyes out.

[chez-amanda.livejournal.com]

Okay, I like the series and that had me laughing. Wow...

[darthtall.livejournal.com]

*WHEEZE*

Oh, God, I'm at work desperately trying to stifle the giggles. I keep closing the tab to stop the hilarity, and then immediately reopening it because I still can't quite believe my eyes.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHAT I KEEP DOING! If I could look at it for longer than two seconds at a time, I would totally make it my desktop wallpaper. Except I'm at home so I don't have to be quiet, so I'm scaring the shit out of my dogs laughing, sadly.

[luindilwen.livejournal.com]

OMG SO PRETTY

[eyetosky.livejournal.com]

I think someone at EW is devoted to satire, at this point.

"You don't think it's awful? I SHOW YOU the awful, and you won't be able to look away."

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

God, I hope so!

[padawansguide.livejournal.com]

OMG. O_o That is so...cheesy? Is that the right word? Wow.

And more importantly, where are the sparkles?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. Actually, someone at ONTD is probably busy photoshopping them in right now.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That cover is awful in all the best ways.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Like I said a bit further up, if I could bear to look at it for more than two seconds, I would totally make it my desktop wallpaper.

[danisse.livejournal.com]

Remember when Tom Cruise played Lestat or whatever? Yeah, this is waaaay worse.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

You know, I actually feel like Lestat was one of his better roles, if only because he was forced to play someone other than Tom Cruise, Movie Star. And he looked weirdly good in the blond wig.

[poinsley.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was just reading about this on a German language community, where someone was asking where to get a copy in Germany, and I assumed incorrectly that s/he meant the one with Batman on it. But this makes it 1000x better.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

You know, I just got the Batman one in the mail on Monday, which has made me realize: I'm going to get this Twilight cover in the mail, too. And my entire family is going to LAUGH AT ME.

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

This pic is really making the rounds! XD

I kinda like the way they're gently spoofing the romance genre and touting this as a SAGA *sob* *sniff* Sometimes the fandom takes itself a wee bit too srs, y'know?

[the_rainbow_jen]

It's....not sparkly enough. :P

Like, Gone With the Wind meets Anne Rice. *headdesk*

But thank GOD I am not alone in feeling like this.

[krazycat.livejournal.com]

Waitamin! Who stole Robert's hotness??

[mdmbrightside.livejournal.com]

He looks so... grody. Are Twilight vampires supposed to be dirty (as in covered in dirt)?

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

He was clawing his way out of the grave and didn't have time to grab his Purell *lol*

[teirkin.livejournal.com]

His lipstick is to die for.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Okay, you win Best Comment So Far.

[barrelgoddess.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is that? XDDD

Wow. Just... wow. XD Terrible. And yet so hilarious because of it...

[elisa0984.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[krazycat.livejournal.com]

Actually, she looks more like a vampire than he does.

[animejosse.livejournal.com]

Agreed. He looks more like a prettified zombie.

[cosette-esk.livejournal.com]

He looks like vampire!Darcy. Also, his "chest hair" is trying so hard to look fierce it makes me sad.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Oh god.

::cackles, nearly falls over::

Generic vampire romance cover art with bonus bad Photoshop AND cheese! Awesome!

[sweetle.livejournal.com]

Why is his belt buckled on the *side*?

(Yes, this is what bothers me about the picture. I think the whole thing is just so ridiculous that my mind latched on to the belt as a means of self-protection.)

[syneblue.livejournal.com]

So Bella can't get into his pants? That seems to be the theme of the series.

Then again, the belt is what totally makes this for me. Edward Cullen so beautiful and pale and dead and deadLY and better than everyone else and he BELTS HIS BELTS SIDEWAYS. In the manner of undead sex gods.

[stillxmyxheart.livejournal.com]

OMFG, are you serious? That is fucking HILARIOUSLY BAD and I adore Twilight. HAH.

[jasminelily.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe that will be showing up in my mailbox soon. Like, CANNOT believe it. Oh, EW.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

EW: It's a magazine and a cry of despair.

[pinstripe-bindi.livejournal.com]

His hair is tragic.

[angelene.livejournal.com]

That on his head or on his arms, chest &brow? I mean, the head!hair is bad enough, but its bad!ness doesn't match the bad!ness of the arm/chest/brow!hair -- and not in a good way. I thought he was supposed to be a vampire, not a werewolf.