Done learnt myself cross-eyed
Oct. 9th, 2006 10:41 pmI think I had a mild hypomanic episode today; I spent the afternoon seemingly hellbent on researching myself stupid. (Wait, can you do that? By definition, can you learn yourself stupid?) Things I found out:
>> "Locusta is the name of a woman thought to be the first documented serial killer. She was a professional poisoner in Rome sometime during the first century A.D.; she also poisoned others in her spare time." Don't ever let them tell you that there weren't female serial killers before Aileen Wuornos, y'all. To wit:
>> "Take Russia's quiet professional, Madame Alexe Popova. Her first murder taking place in 1879, this hit-woman poisoned some three hundred men — other women's husbands and boyfriends — until she was caught and executed by a firing squad in 1909."
>> "Marie-Madeleine-Marguerite d'Aubray, Marquise de Brinvilliers (1630 – 1676) was a French poisoner. Madame de Brinvilliers was notorious for her gallantries and for poisoning her father, brother, and two sisters in order to inherit their property, with the help of her lover army captain Godin de Sainte-Croix. There were also rumors that she had poisoned poor people during her visits in hospitals. She fled but was arrested in Liège. She was forced to confess, sentenced to death and in July 17, 1676, was put to the 'extraordinary question' (forced to drink sixteen pints of water), then was beheaded and burned at a stake."
>> "The Axeman of New Orleans was a serial killer active in New Orleans, Louisiana (and surrounding communities, including Gretna, Louisiana), from May 1918 to October 1919. 'The Axeman' was not caught or identified at the time, although his crime spree stopped as mysteriously as it started." Not female--just interesting. You know how the Wikipedia train is--you get on, you have no idea where you'll end up.
>> "The Servant Girl Annihilator or Austin Axe Murderer is the given name of a notorious serial killer or killers who terrorized Austin, Texas between 1884 and 1885." THE SERVANT GIRL AH-NNIIIII-HI-LA-TORRRRRRRRRRR. They just don't make 'em the way they used to, y'all.
>> "Jane Toppan (1854 - 1938), born Honora Kelly, was an American serial killer who has sometimes been called 'the female Jack the Ripper.' [Note: there is a sad lack of ripping in her actual MO.] She confessed to 31 murders in 1901 but is believed to have been responsible for at least twice that number. She is quoted as saying that her ambition was 'to have killed more people — helpless people — than any other man or woman who ever lived.' "
>> "Peter Stumpp (died 1589) was a German farmer and allegedly a serial killer and cannibal, also known as the Werewolf of Bedburg. In 1589, Stumpp had one of the most lurid and famous werewolf trials in history." I don't know about you, but I'm just kind of impressed that there were werewolf trials, plural.
>> "At the beginning of the 17th century the punishment of witchcraft was still zealously prosecuted by James I of England, and that pious monarch regarded 'warwoolfes' as victims of delusion induced by 'a natural super-abundance of melancholic.' " They're just sad, okay? Also, there's an "Oh no, you is a warwelf!" joke in there that I just can't make come out right.
In less murderous news:
shoiryu: "Hey, Cleo, can I ask you to pimp this out?
helpweep is the coordination center for assisting WEEP of Canada, an environmental education program that uses non-releasable birds of prey to raise environmental awareness. The program is in serious danger of closing, and if that's the case, all their birds are going to be euthanized. It seems a good enough cause for some attention."
Mrs. Coulter appears. I dunno, she's a little blonder than I wanted, but it is Nicole Kidman, so...
Giant diamond sells for more than $12 million.
Quick gothlit recs from
reynardine, since my internet's being fritzing in and out every five minutes (quite literally): "I've been reading some scary short stories myself from A Treasury of American Horror Stories. One of the creepiest has been Pickman's Model by H.P. Lovecraft. The prose isn't quite as overwrought as some of his other works (and no Cthulu), but this is a very well-crafted horror story. Twilla by Tom Reamy was also very good, as was Desiree's Baby by Kate Chopin." I actually have Chopin's on to-read list, and one of the things I wanted to do was break down some of the less tentacly Lovecraft stories, because the man really does have an excellent grasp of atmosphere when he's not fhtagning it up.
October: Domestic Violence Awareness Month
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Date: 2006-10-10 04:49 am (UTC)And much as I think Nicole Kidman looks pretty sweet as Mrs. Coulter, I kind of hate it when they cast stars in movies based on books I love. I can't really put aside the, "That's not Mrs. Coulter. That's Nicole Kidman." Y'know?
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Date: 2006-10-10 04:59 am (UTC)Also, I just have to point out this sentence from the Locusta link:
"Legend claims she was publicly raped by a specially trained giraffe, after which she was torn apart by wild animals, but there is no documented evidence to support this claim." Disturbing.
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Date: 2006-10-10 04:52 am (UTC)Also, a little promotion: The Aerogramme Project (http://divabat.livejournal.com/309769.html), for people to send and receive aerogrammes to anywhere in the world. Hope you find this interesting.
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Date: 2006-10-10 05:43 am (UTC)I have a stack of books covering that period and the personalities involved. I'd like to dramatize the scandal and the trials, but there's no real ending or answer to the hysterical finger-pointing. The investigation simply stopped at the king's command, most likely as the evidence began to mention his mistress. It's not even an ambiguous case, like Jack the Ripper, where dramatizing one theory of a solution offers a pov with a resolution.
Perhaps I'll get my Arthur Miller on, and find a modern parallel to structure the historical fiction.
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Date: 2006-10-10 05:45 am (UTC)Sometimes my bent for true crime is at odds with the fact that I'm a terrible scaredy-cat.
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Date: 2006-10-10 05:47 am (UTC)wot.
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Date: 2006-10-10 05:51 am (UTC)You may know this, but that actually happens to a character in John Webster's The Duchess of Malfi (http://larryavisbrown.homestead.com/files/Malfi/malfi_home.htm) (the character in question goes mad out of guilt). There's a really cool speech about it:
In those that are possess'd with't there o'erflows
Such melancholy humour, they imagine
Themselves to be transformed into wolves;
Steal forth to churchyards in the dead of night,
And dig dead bodies up: as two nights since
One met the Duke 'bout midnight in a lane
Behind St. Mark's Church, with the leg of a man
Upon his shoulder, and he howl'd fearfully;
Said he was a wolf, only the difference
Was, a wolf's skin was hairy on the outside,
His on the inside; bade them take their swords,
Rip up his flesh, and try: straight, I was sent for,
And having minister'd unto him, found his grace
Very well recover'd.
I think you'd love that play, actually, if you haven't read it; it's brilliant.
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Date: 2006-10-11 04:17 am (UTC)...*ahem*. May I snitch your icon?
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Date: 2006-10-10 06:09 am (UTC)I've read a lot of other stuff by him, just because he's gloriously fun in his overwrought way. And we play Call of Cthulhu around my house. "At the Mountains of Madness" is a nice Anarctic travelogue before you get into horror and alien-ness. "Dreams in the Witch-House" is one of his better science-fiction pieces, as well as being quite enjoyably atmospheric.
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Date: 2006-10-10 06:14 am (UTC)Most female serial killers tend to be black widows or angels of death. There's the is one lady (bless it if I can't remember her name) who not only killed a few men, but actually convinced at least one other to commit suicide for her. I'm gonna have to look her up in my serial killer encyclopedia. She's one of my favorites.
Um...I imagine it really isn't very appropriate to have favorite serial killers, is it?
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Date: 2006-10-10 06:14 am (UTC)s.coulter" & thought "they're making a movie aboutthe adam's apple?that awful shrew?Ann Coulter?no subject
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Date: 2006-10-10 09:44 am (UTC)It's a genius tactic, really, to have the unreliable narrator be more sane than you are. His language expresses what isolationist, bookish people his characters are. Fully logical and overly stuffy, they draw the reader into the belief that science and literature are meaningless. Because...well, Cthulhu and shit.
The Outsider, Pickman's Model, The Shadow out of Time, The Colour out of Space, At the Mountains of Madness. Those are the best and most stunning examples of this technique. And yes, he always uses the last line for emphasis such that the reader can say "I told you so" to the logical presentation of the story.
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Date: 2006-10-10 12:49 pm (UTC)This will be my new excuse for everything.
I've been a big Lovecraft fan for a while -- my parents had an anthology of horror/fantasy that I was fascinated by as a kid -- and I think Lovecraft really did it for me because, like you're saying, we start out in the real world trying to rationalise all the creepy shit that's happening. The stories that took place in different universes with aliens or whatever were never as mind-blowingly scary as they wanted to be because dude -- maybe that stuff happens all the time in a different universe.
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Date: 2006-10-10 10:59 am (UTC)I'm so excited that they finally seem to be working on HDM. It looks like Lyra is a total unknown, which is both wonderful and terrifying, and I really wanted Kidman for Mrs Coulter - so thank you for the pics. It is disappointing that they're keeping her blonde, since Coulter's... not blonde at all. But even so, I think her acting will make up for it.
If anyone's going to know I suspect it will be you, so I'll pose the question - do you know anything about Paul Bettany being in the movie? The site you linked to said he's in the cast, but IMDB's got nothin' for me.
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Date: 2006-10-10 11:24 am (UTC)Yarha, It's a Funny Ol' World
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Date: 2006-10-10 01:30 pm (UTC)For some reason, I always thought Laurie Holden (Marita Covarrubius) would make a good Mrs. Coulter. I felt she had a nice cold, detatched quality about her. Or maybe I'm still too attached to the X-Files.
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