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SAG Awards #6
Jan. 29th, 2012 09:08 pmCommercials. I missed what this commercial with everyone in the world screaming "NOOOOOO!!" at sales and coupons was for, but if they had included the Nonono Cat, I would have bought whatever they were selling.
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SAG Awards #5
Jan. 29th, 2012 08:46 pmCommercials. Y'all, I want to see The Woman in Black so bad. My soul craves this.
Ladies and gentlemen, Linda Gray, Larry Hagman, a cowboy hat, Patrick Duffy and the Theme from Dallas! "WOOOOOO!" Cut to polite, disinterested golf clapping. We have a divided audience, is what I'm saying.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Linda Gray, Larry Hagman, a cowboy hat, Patrick Duffy and the Theme from Dallas! "WOOOOOO!" Cut to polite, disinterested golf clapping. We have a divided audience, is what I'm saying.
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SAG Awards #4
Jan. 29th, 2012 08:32 pmOh, man, you guys. FOOD IS GOOD WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY.
(Since people are asking: My senior quote was "Only connect," E.M. Forster.)
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(Since people are asking: My senior quote was "Only connect," E.M. Forster.)
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SAG Awards #2
Jan. 29th, 2012 07:54 pmLadies and gentlemen! Julianna Margulies a beigish non-color and Bryan Cranston! Also, sometimes funny people are married to each other. What? The phone rang and I missed it.
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SAG Awards #1
Jan. 29th, 2012 06:51 pmMan, I can't believe Forrest Gump came out when I was in high school. I remember "Life is like a box of chocolates" being the senior quote of half my graduating class (the other half quoted Braveheart).
NEXT ON TNT: The really short awards show that also has booze, so it's my favorite to liveblog! Seriously, they get two hours and no more.
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NEXT ON TNT: The really short awards show that also has booze, so it's my favorite to liveblog! Seriously, they get two hours and no more.
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SAG Awards liveblog #7
Jan. 30th, 2011 09:05 pmLadies and gentlemen! Nicole Kidman! In some kind of--black--chokey--something? Well, we had a nice run of great dresses, I guess. Without further ado because WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TALKY TIME, CHRISTIAN: ( Read more... )
SAG Awards liveblog #6
Jan. 30th, 2011 08:50 pmPlease welcome! Susan Sarandon! Wow, there are some SCREAMS out in the audience. I mean, she looks good, but damn.( Read more... )
SAG Awards liveblog #4
Jan. 30th, 2011 08:16 pmLadies and gentlemen! Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis! Okay, it's official: white is The Color. I like Portman's maternity dress better this time than the pink one. Also: GIRL. I really do like Mila Kunis's dress, which is red (running neck and neck with white this evening) and--streamy? Words, I have them.
Oh, also, Black Swan clip. Nobody say anything, I'm not seeing it until Tuesday.
Tim Conway is here to present a lifetime achievement award to the newly 94-year-old Ernest Borgnine. I mean this with all due respect: this is going to be excruciating, isn't it? Although Conway does accurately nail RED as "an AARP action film." We are also reminded that Borgnine was the Oscar-winning Marty, question beloved of disgraced trivia players everywhere. Holy crap, Ernest Borgnine beat James Dean for an Oscar? I'm not saying he shouldn't have, I just... that's... that's a thought. So... wow, Ernest Borgnine has visited every veterans' hospital in America. Please welcome! Morgan Freeman! Wait, what? I'm confused. "Can't see the teleprompter with all of you standing up." Apparently the Italians have a phrase that precisely sums up what it feels like to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from President God, and that phrase is, "Life is what you make it." I don't even know.
@fuggirls: This Lifetime Achievement Award is taking about as long as my entire lifetime.
Okay, I feel less horrible now. Well, no, now I feel like a horrible person again because Ernest Borgnine is more eloquent at 94 than I am at 32. Man, let me be that sharp when I wake up tomorrow morning.
@particleperson: @cleolinda No, that really did take long enough to run down the sun into a red dwarf.
Next up: Justin Timberlake and the Annual Death March of Deathly Death.
Oh, also, Black Swan clip. Nobody say anything, I'm not seeing it until Tuesday.
Tim Conway is here to present a lifetime achievement award to the newly 94-year-old Ernest Borgnine. I mean this with all due respect: this is going to be excruciating, isn't it? Although Conway does accurately nail RED as "an AARP action film." We are also reminded that Borgnine was the Oscar-winning Marty, question beloved of disgraced trivia players everywhere. Holy crap, Ernest Borgnine beat James Dean for an Oscar? I'm not saying he shouldn't have, I just... that's... that's a thought. So... wow, Ernest Borgnine has visited every veterans' hospital in America. Please welcome! Morgan Freeman! Wait, what? I'm confused. "Can't see the teleprompter with all of you standing up." Apparently the Italians have a phrase that precisely sums up what it feels like to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from President God, and that phrase is, "Life is what you make it." I don't even know.
@fuggirls: This Lifetime Achievement Award is taking about as long as my entire lifetime.
Okay, I feel less horrible now. Well, no, now I feel like a horrible person again because Ernest Borgnine is more eloquent at 94 than I am at 32. Man, let me be that sharp when I wake up tomorrow morning.
@particleperson: @cleolinda No, that really did take long enough to run down the sun into a red dwarf.
Next up: Justin Timberlake and the Annual Death March of Deathly Death.
SAG Awards liveblog #3
Jan. 30th, 2011 07:58 pmLadies and gentlemen! Amy Poehler in... very shouldersome black. Huh. "Real... warm... generous... kind of cheesy... heavy on the meat. These in my opinion are the qualities of a good sandwich." ( Read more... )
SAG Awards liveblog #2
Jan. 30th, 2011 07:38 pmLadies and gentlemen! Sofia Vergara in extremely busty blue and Taye Diggs in bowtie. Also, my internet just went out. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF ( Read more... )
SAG Awards liveblog #1
Jan. 30th, 2011 07:27 pmFirst of all: ladies and gentlemen, Henry Cavill is your new Superman.
Secondly: I am Cleo, and I am, perhaps regrettably, not an actor. But all of these fine people are. ( Read more... )
Secondly: I am Cleo, and I am, perhaps regrettably, not an actor. But all of these fine people are. ( Read more... )
