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[cleolinda]

Just got the Popbitch newsletter:

"I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS." - Christopher Walken

Yeah. I don't know. The newsletter just starts off with that quote, no context, nothing. But it's good to know that Walken's concerned for the otters.

From the "WTF WTF OMGWTF" file:

[Video director] Floria [Sigismondi] recently got married in a quiet ceremony in a Toronto park wearing an Empire-bodiced dress, with multiple layers of tulle projecting over her pregnant belly. Between the uppermost layers of tulle, she wore a swarm of live bees.

Oh, and by the way: this is the worst excuse for a "blind" gossip item ever:

>> Big Questions <<
The truth is out there

Which TV and film actor didn't stay lonely when his actress wife went off to New York to film? The actor wiled away most of his time at the local Starbucks in Malibu and when the coffee shop wasn't open, took the 18 year-old waitress back to his place for "coffee".

Comments

[manoosha.livejournal.com]

The truth is out there

Oh goodness, I wonder who this might be about? The real surprise in this one is that Tea Leone is actually working ...

[hostile17girl.livejournal.com]

The truth is out there? Just who are they trying to fool, anyway?

That Walken quote

[dial-m.livejournal.com]

is from the New York Times Magazine. He did an interview w/ them a couple weeks ago about his acting & otters & his wife. He won't let his wife in the kitchen, he cooks everything & is apparently somewhat of a neat freak. Good stuff.

Re: That Walken quote

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

He won't let his wife in the kitchen, he cooks everything

My kind of man. ;)

Re: That Walken quote

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

Ah, I knew my random intarweb wanderings would eventually come across that info...thank you, dial_m! I wanted to believe it was true, but it sounds so...well...mad... Though it is Walken, so I guess that makes sense. In that it doesn't.

[daiseechain.livejournal.com]

Live. Bees.

Live bees.

Liiiive Beeees.

um.....

Nope. This isn't getting any less bizzare.

For the love of God, Why?

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Perhaps she's an Eddie Izzard fan....

[dorothywwom.livejournal.com]

I like my women like I like my coffee, COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEES!

[shoukinkasegi.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ. Now my monitor is covered with spat-coffee.

(You're awesome!)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

All right, that cuts it. I have to see this. Is this on DVD? One of his one-man things? What's it called and where can I get it?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Apologies for spamming your lj - I've deleted the last two comments -

Here it is, on VHS:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000K32I/103-8850688-5731055?v=glance&s=dvd

[klawzie.livejournal.com]

OMG> Eddie Izzard is GAWD. I haven't actually seen the act that the person below me linked from Amazon.com. But now I want it. But... 45 bucks? @_@ I'll ask for it for my birthday, I guess....

You'll love Eddie. :)

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Honey, who's that good-looking man with the beard?

[yetra.livejournal.com]

Ha! Nice to see someone else reads popbitch too :)

Any idea of the source of the popbitch obsession with otters? I mean, I love it, but I don't get it. I guess it isn't meant to be gotten. But yay for Christopher Walken for going there.

[kittenkatt.livejournal.com]

I do so love The Walken :D And that quote reminded me that I wanted to post that interview...
The whole NYTimes Magazine article. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kittenkatt/391998.html)

Just gotta kiss Walken

[serai1.livejournal.com]

I've tried to have some prestige as an actor

This from a guy working on a film titled "The Wedding Crashers". I love it.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I feel dumb - I clicked to read the comments because I had no idea who the blind item was about. That probably makes me their target audience, though.

"She's covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!"

[cantinera.livejournal.com]

Same here. Go us!

[finding-her.livejournal.com]

Ditto.

[doctorzbornak.livejournal.com]

There are waitresses at Starbucks?

[serai1.livejournal.com]

I think it's a high-falutin' term for the bored/hostile student pulling the coffee tap behind the counter.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Thought that was "barista."

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Barista? Oh, for Hestia's sake! That's too wanky even for me. What's next, "Lacto-cafficolloid engineer"?

Yeesh!

[sweetevangeline.livejournal.com]

I have much passionate love for Popbitch, even though I haven't gotten mine yet...

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

What's with that, anyway? I get mine way after half the people on Fametracker do.

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

I pretty consistently get mine mid-day Thursdays. Except when I don't get it then at all. Heck, I'm just glad to know that someone else gets it at all, and I'm not the only odd one, reading snippets aloud to my uncomprehending boyfriend.

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

A swarm of live bees, yes. Very chic, I'm sure; no doubt this will set a trend, and tulle-with-live-bees will be all the rage for summer weddings this year.

Something that would be a very sweet tradition to see get started... y'know how at the end of the wedding reception, when the bride and groom are leaving for their honeymoon, they've got to run the gauntlet of guests throwing rice to ensure their fertility? Well, that's kind of unnecessary when the bride's already pregnant. So instead, perhaps the bride could release her bees as she and the groom make their way to the car at a stately pace, and the guests would be the ones running instead. Much more dignified, I think, and very symbolic too.

If I ever get married again, I definitely will want bees in my dress. Of course, they might not do so well in weather cold enough to have caused Hell to freeze over, but that's okay - we'll save them to dip in chocolate or something. "There's always room for bees."

[edda.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the bride could release her bees as she and the groom make their way to the car at a stately pace, and the guests would be the ones running instead. Much more dignified, I think, and very symbolic too.

If I ever get married, and I'm pregnant at the time, you are SO my wedding planner.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah those bees just make me SO HOTT!

Only...not.

[punkiejeannien.livejournal.com]

i suppose, then, that she was the buzzing bride instead of the blushing bride?

[thessalian.livejournal.com]

I think the bees are a fertility thing.

"Ma'am? Your 'pregnant belly' should be indication of your fertility. Please lose the symbolic shit. Thank you."

Walken and Otters

[skyblade.livejournal.com]

The funny thing about the article, is my act, I will imitate Walken, and he obsesses over otters, the one from Spongebob Squarepants to be exact. Has he ever tralked about otters before?

[meredith-mae.livejournal.com]

This has nothing to do with M15M (although I think they are great - keep up the good work!) But how did you save your avitar piture and use it in LJ? I can save mine on yahoo as a picture on my comp... anyone want to help me out?