My name is Cleo, and I am maybe a Dracula
Jan. 27th, 2010 08:53 pmThis is just to say that I'm fine; I just looked up and realized how much time had passed without me posting again. I was tired from liveblogging two nights in a row, and--in a most likely related occurrence--my eyes have started burning a bit, so I've been trying to get away from my computer screen (... a little) the last couple of days and catch up on my research reading. A lot of it is refresher reading of books I already have, just to get back in a Victorian mindset, but since it involves vampire lore anyway, I'm using my reading both for novel-writing and for the M15M Vampires footnotes. Two birds, one stone, and so on.
So right now I have a just-arrived copy of The New Annotated Dracula, edited by Leslie Klinger, who also annotated my beloved three-volume Sherlock Holmes set. How I did not own this before now, I do not know. It's also like readng the book again for the first time, particularly since there seem to be at least two different published versions (an original and an abridged, but I swear to you, the illustrated edition I have seems to be somewhere between the two) as well as additions from Stoker's notes and the original manuscript. My only problem with Klinger's annotations is that he likes to play along with the game that both Sherlock Holmes and Dracula were real (seriously, a lot of Holmesians are WAY into this), which is fun and all, but you can end up spending a lot of time trying to reconcile discrepancies by going through all these "theories" about how Watson did or did not have two wives/war wounds/middle names, or whether Stoker disguised details from "The Harker Papers" or if Jonathan Harker himself fabricated long swaths of it entirely--which is great if you're interested from only a reader's point of view, but not so great if you're also interested from a writer's. Some of it I just want to dispose of with a cry of HE DIDN'T CARE, OKAY? ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JUST REALLY DID NOT SERIOUSLY CARE ABOUT SOME OF THIS STUFF, FOR REAL, HE SAYS IN ONE PARAGRAPH THAT IT'S JULY AND TWO PAGES LATER THAT SAME NIGHT IT'S SEPTEMBER, APPARENTLY WE DID NOT INVENT THE CONTINUITY EDITOR UNTIL THE TWENTIETH CENTURY, PEOPLE ARE REALLY JUST GOING TO HAVE TO LET THIS GO. I mean, sometimes it's kind of fun, the way critics and commentators try to reconcile some of these things, but honestly: the moon is full on three different days in the same month because Stoker needs moonlight, and he's not paying attention. People, it happens to the best of us--or, in the case of Van Helsing, which does the same damn thing, the worst of us. And there's material that got taken out and reshaped into the short story "Dracula's Guest," but little loose ends are left in the Jonathan Harker section; Stoker had minor characters in his notes that didn't make it into the finished version, like a friend of Lucy and Mina's named Kate, and you can see vestigial references to her. As a writer, I'd be more interested in discussing why he decided to make those changes, maybe look at some correspondence on the subject if any letters are extant, than trying to argue why "Jonathan Harker" would have tried to cover up a previous encounter with the blonde vampire. Basically, what I'm saying is, there are so many careless "discrepancies" in both works that it just becomes frustrating to try--and inevitably fail--to "reconcile" them, and I'd rather spend that time discussing the work from a literary standpoint than a conspiracy angle. But then, a lot of people do have fun with it. I'm just saying, my preference would be the other approach. Klinger's annotations are awesome in every other way, so I do recommend them.
(It takes a while to scan back and forth between text and footnotes, though--sometimes there are pages of [fun! interesting!] footnotes and you have to flip back to the text. So even though I started reading last night, I'm only now at Whitby, just as Lucy starts to fall ill. Which was always my favorite part, oddly enough.)
As a segue, guess who wrote the introduction? Neil Gaiman! Who will be reading at the University of Alabama (about an hour away from me, in Tuscaloosa) on February 18th. I do believe I will try to go.
I still have that really good linkspam, but I keep being too tired to actually organize it. Perhaps I should look into hanging garlic by my windows.
To conclude: Fig. 1: My plum chenille arm warmer(s) from Sock Dreams (now back in stock! I had previously bought the last pair, sorry). Fig. 2: I am apparently a sparklepire, or at least a half-vamp mutant hybrid, because I glow in direct sunlight.

So right now I have a just-arrived copy of The New Annotated Dracula, edited by Leslie Klinger, who also annotated my beloved three-volume Sherlock Holmes set. How I did not own this before now, I do not know. It's also like readng the book again for the first time, particularly since there seem to be at least two different published versions (an original and an abridged, but I swear to you, the illustrated edition I have seems to be somewhere between the two) as well as additions from Stoker's notes and the original manuscript. My only problem with Klinger's annotations is that he likes to play along with the game that both Sherlock Holmes and Dracula were real (seriously, a lot of Holmesians are WAY into this), which is fun and all, but you can end up spending a lot of time trying to reconcile discrepancies by going through all these "theories" about how Watson did or did not have two wives/war wounds/middle names, or whether Stoker disguised details from "The Harker Papers" or if Jonathan Harker himself fabricated long swaths of it entirely--which is great if you're interested from only a reader's point of view, but not so great if you're also interested from a writer's. Some of it I just want to dispose of with a cry of HE DIDN'T CARE, OKAY? ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JUST REALLY DID NOT SERIOUSLY CARE ABOUT SOME OF THIS STUFF, FOR REAL, HE SAYS IN ONE PARAGRAPH THAT IT'S JULY AND TWO PAGES LATER THAT SAME NIGHT IT'S SEPTEMBER, APPARENTLY WE DID NOT INVENT THE CONTINUITY EDITOR UNTIL THE TWENTIETH CENTURY, PEOPLE ARE REALLY JUST GOING TO HAVE TO LET THIS GO. I mean, sometimes it's kind of fun, the way critics and commentators try to reconcile some of these things, but honestly: the moon is full on three different days in the same month because Stoker needs moonlight, and he's not paying attention. People, it happens to the best of us--or, in the case of Van Helsing, which does the same damn thing, the worst of us. And there's material that got taken out and reshaped into the short story "Dracula's Guest," but little loose ends are left in the Jonathan Harker section; Stoker had minor characters in his notes that didn't make it into the finished version, like a friend of Lucy and Mina's named Kate, and you can see vestigial references to her. As a writer, I'd be more interested in discussing why he decided to make those changes, maybe look at some correspondence on the subject if any letters are extant, than trying to argue why "Jonathan Harker" would have tried to cover up a previous encounter with the blonde vampire. Basically, what I'm saying is, there are so many careless "discrepancies" in both works that it just becomes frustrating to try--and inevitably fail--to "reconcile" them, and I'd rather spend that time discussing the work from a literary standpoint than a conspiracy angle. But then, a lot of people do have fun with it. I'm just saying, my preference would be the other approach. Klinger's annotations are awesome in every other way, so I do recommend them.
(It takes a while to scan back and forth between text and footnotes, though--sometimes there are pages of [fun! interesting!] footnotes and you have to flip back to the text. So even though I started reading last night, I'm only now at Whitby, just as Lucy starts to fall ill. Which was always my favorite part, oddly enough.)
As a segue, guess who wrote the introduction? Neil Gaiman! Who will be reading at the University of Alabama (about an hour away from me, in Tuscaloosa) on February 18th. I do believe I will try to go.
I still have that really good linkspam, but I keep being too tired to actually organize it. Perhaps I should look into hanging garlic by my windows.
To conclude: Fig. 1: My plum chenille arm warmer(s) from Sock Dreams (now back in stock! I had previously bought the last pair, sorry). Fig. 2: I am apparently a sparklepire, or at least a half-vamp mutant hybrid, because I glow in direct sunlight.
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:06 am (UTC)Hee! I agree, the conspiracy theory stuff can be fun, but there comes a point where people just need to let. It. Go.
I love my copy of the Annotated Dracula. Er, copies, I should say, because I've got a couple of different versions.
Have you read Anno Dracula by Kim Newman? I highly recommend it, especially after you're done with the Annotated Dracula.
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:08 am (UTC)But yeah, I get a bit tired of the conspiracy angle because sometimes it gets bogged down in perpetuating itself. When it works, it's a fun new way to consider something; when it doesn't, you're just going through ever-increasingly convoluted motions just to keep up appearances.
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:17 am (UTC)But even within that, Klinger still gets to stop and say, okay, look, whether someone "fabricated" this or not, this makes NO SENSE. Like why Dracula would actually kill everyone on the Demeter, which he needs to get to England. (Klinger mentions an interesting theory that Dracula wasn't feeding to kill, but that, rather, the excitable Romanian first mate realized what was going on, and he started killing the other "infected" sailors.) I had honestly never thought about that before.
I love that kind of thing; it helps me think about what I'm writing.
And he'll also stop and mention things like, "On Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike and his friends play poker using kittens for chips."
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:10 am (UTC)There are so many fandoms where I want to yell this out sometimes. Maybe the writer just fucked up okay? Maybe they weren't paying attention or maybe that information just wasn't important to the story they were trying to tell.
Also I was wondering I came across this (http://lunakitten.livejournal.com/232535.html) and was wondering if you could mention it.
Short story a man name Kevin was paralyzed in accident and since then has been screwed over by his insurance company who flat out refuse to pay him and is nearing homelessness.
They are asking for donations but the LJ owner says what they really want is to get the word out.
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:13 am (UTC)UA is being weirdly bad about making this clear: tickets are required for the Neil Gaiman event. Luckily, they're free! They'll be available February 1 starting at 11 AM here (http://crimsonartstickets.universitytickets.com/user_pages/event.asp?id=510).
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:15 am (UTC)My friends and I have the same problem with being all glowy in pictures with direct sunlight. Only our problem lies less with the vapirism and more with the fact that were all just very white nerds
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:20 am (UTC)I thought about looking into the annotated Holmes volumes you mentioned, but I was standing in B&N and there was a collected works right in front of me, and I am lazy.
Also! I just want to mention that it seems that in the South, stores are given common-sense names. For example: Books-A-Million, the Hobby Lobby. You hear those names, and you know what they sell. Up here, we get names like Barnes and Nobles, Borders, Michael's, Joann's, etc. (Candy to those who can guess what these sell -- but no fair if you already know.)
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:50 am (UTC)If it's cold enough on the 18th, that would be one way to recognize me--my multicolor toesock gloves.
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:50 am (UTC)Seriously. We are talking about a man who decided that a poisonous snake could (1) live in a locked safe (2) on milk, and (3) be trained to attack in response to a whistle. Riiiiiiiiight.
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:54 am (UTC)lol When I first read that part of the book, I was like, "Seriously?"
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:52 am (UTC)bribetalk into going with me. Being the only Gaiman fan in my circle of friends sucks at times like these.no subject
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:52 am (UTC)HE DIDN'T CARE, OKAY? ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JUST REALLY DID NOT SERIOUSLY CARE ABOUT SOME OF THIS STUFF, FOR REAL,
Hee! SO TRUE. And I am of the same school of thought as you regarding analysis.
Neil! You totally need to go see/meet Neil. Have you seen him speak before?
Hah, I love the glowing hand.
P.S. WTF is HuffPost trying to do with peoples' Twitterfeeds? They can't just yoink your content without your permission! WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS THAT? And, you know, why are they still apparently working on it?
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Date: 2010-01-28 03:57 am (UTC)Re: HuffPo, I have no idea. All's I know is, I apparently got quoted on Gawker about it.
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Date: 2010-01-28 04:03 am (UTC)I love Sock Dreams. I bought my boyfriend a pair of green armwarmers and if I had Unlimited Monies I think I'd end up buying out most of the store x.x
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Date: 2010-01-28 04:26 am (UTC)Sock Dreams! I have a list of things I want to get from there (not to mention Aromaleigh & BPAL, hee). ^_^
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Date: 2010-01-28 04:31 am (UTC)Oh man, that actually clears something up for me (... I'm not so versed in the Holmes universe). Months ago I caught a Basil Rathbone-era Sherlock Holmes movie (The Woman in Green, I think?) and at one point Holmes had handed over a perp to the cops. They were going to walk him to the station like a block away but literally thirty seconds later the police returned to inform Holmes that the guy had escaped, and I was left, like, flailing at the TV because THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. He was outnumbered three to one! At the time I boggled at the terrible screenwriting, but I feel a lot more relaxed about it now knowing that it wasn't so much incompetent screenwriting but more Doyle deploying a certain amount of handwaving to move the plot forward when necessary/he felt like it/whatever.
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Date: 2010-01-28 05:48 am (UTC)A friend showed me this the other day and I couldn't stop watching for quite some time. XD
http://g4tv.com/videos/43658/Twilight_Modern_Warfare_2_Trailer/
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Date: 2010-01-28 06:32 am (UTC)The other recent thing that's vaguely relevant to this was a three part documentary series on the origins of the folklore around Dracula, Frankenstein, and werewolves themselves, but that's not helpful unless you want to learn how to successfully impale someone.