I can't believe I'm doing this

[cleolinda]

Okay, look. I can't be at the computer a whole lot and I can post links even less, particularly since I'm cleaning madly for the lunchtime electricians, but we have got to get a few things out of the way because this is the subject of half my inbox this morning:

Yes, I have seen the sparklecock. Yes, you too can now own your own unofficially Twilight-themed glitter dildo. Well, technically I haven't looked at it yet, although I have read the description ("THROW IT IN THE FRIDGE FOR THAT AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE"?), because I am on the family computer and I will never, ever be able to explain this.

And yes, Edward's life-size shadow can watch you while you use it.

Excuse me, I have to go bleach my mind's eye now.


(Also, Amazon's Tonner prom exclusive Bella has her own little leg cast. Apparently the doll's product name--the way the SDCC Edward exclusive was "Hungry"--is "Turn Me." I... I really don't like thinking about all three of these items being in the same room.)

Comments

[water-of-fire.livejournal.com]

I never thought I'd say this: Oh man, poor RPattz.

[mazarin221b.livejournal.com]

At some event in the next 5 months, you *know* he's going to be asked to sign a sparkecock. You know he will. Poor guy.

[chulacabra.livejournal.com]

Oh God, I hadn't thought of that.

*sucking thumb and whimpering in corner*

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I hope some good Samaritan grabs it and beats the fan upside the head with it first.

[fireflower314.livejournal.com]

Like they'll wait for the events- you know there is someone crazy enough to carry it around with them in case they run into him on the street somewhere.