I can't believe I'm doing this

[cleolinda]

Okay, look. I can't be at the computer a whole lot and I can post links even less, particularly since I'm cleaning madly for the lunchtime electricians, but we have got to get a few things out of the way because this is the subject of half my inbox this morning:

Yes, I have seen the sparklecock. Yes, you too can now own your own unofficially Twilight-themed glitter dildo. Well, technically I haven't looked at it yet, although I have read the description ("THROW IT IN THE FRIDGE FOR THAT AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE"?), because I am on the family computer and I will never, ever be able to explain this.

And yes, Edward's life-size shadow can watch you while you use it.

Excuse me, I have to go bleach my mind's eye now.


(Also, Amazon's Tonner prom exclusive Bella has her own little leg cast. Apparently the doll's product name--the way the SDCC Edward exclusive was "Hungry"--is "Turn Me." I... I really don't like thinking about all three of these items being in the same room.)

Comments

[octotoes.livejournal.com]

I'm at work so I can't bring myself to click on the link...just please, PLEASE tell me they don't describe it as being made out of marble, granite, or any other *hard* substance.

[celticwitch99.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I was at work when I opened it and immediately sent an email to over half the people I work with. Hilarity ensued, along with discussions on different flavors of popsicles for...certain purposes.

Srsly. The people in my department are warped, but in a good way.