I can't believe I'm doing this

[cleolinda]

Okay, look. I can't be at the computer a whole lot and I can post links even less, particularly since I'm cleaning madly for the lunchtime electricians, but we have got to get a few things out of the way because this is the subject of half my inbox this morning:

Yes, I have seen the sparklecock. Yes, you too can now own your own unofficially Twilight-themed glitter dildo. Well, technically I haven't looked at it yet, although I have read the description ("THROW IT IN THE FRIDGE FOR THAT AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE"?), because I am on the family computer and I will never, ever be able to explain this.

And yes, Edward's life-size shadow can watch you while you use it.

Excuse me, I have to go bleach my mind's eye now.


(Also, Amazon's Tonner prom exclusive Bella has her own little leg cast. Apparently the doll's product name--the way the SDCC Edward exclusive was "Hungry"--is "Turn Me." I... I really don't like thinking about all three of these items being in the same room.)

Comments

[omarandjohnny.livejournal.com]

And yes, Edward's life-size shadow can watch you while you use it.

THAT'S IT. I'm building a fallout bunker in my backyard. Who wants to join me?

[crypticidentity.livejournal.com]

Appropriate Signs icon ftw. I'll join you. [starts making molotov cocktails]

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of moving to Antarctica BUT SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE THEY WILL STILL FOLLOW ME.

And PUTTING IT IN THE FREEZER FOR THAT UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL CORPSE TEMPERATURE, MMM,HMMM, NECROPHILIA NEVER FELT SO GOOD