Hey, remember that thing called "linkspam"?

[cleolinda]

MTV Movie Awards roundup, partially courtesy of my Twitter feed:

MTV Movie Awards celebrates the fun side of filmdom. Also, Twilight won everything. Except for Best Villain, which the voiceover announcer blithely mentioned went to Heath Ledger as we went out to a commercial.

@cleolinda: [Host Andy Samberg:] "I made a bet with a buddy of mine backstage. TWILIGHT!" *AUDIENCE SCREAMS* "I won!"

@cleolinda: OMG PUT IN YOUR EARPLUGS YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW SECONDS
@cleolinda: HOLY SHIT BREAKTHROUGH MALE PERFORMANCE IT'S AN UPSET TWILIGHT BEAT TWILIGHT yeah RPattz won.

@cleolinda: Best Movie. I'm not even going to say it. You know it. You can hear the screaming from there, I'm sure.

MTV Movie Awards: Best/worst.

@cleolinda: Okay, I will give Samberg his "Cool Guys Walk Away From Explosions" song. Will Ferrell's suit is scaring me, though.
@cleolinda: JJ Abrams keyboard solo *what?*
@cleolinda: He is like rocking it out 1986-style up in here too, man.

'Bruno' Gets Up Close and Personal With Eminem; TAINTGATE ‘09: Is This The Face of a Man In on the Joke?; Eminem/Bruno stunt at MTV Movie Awards was staged, sources say (although I have heard that Eminem was not expecting quite that much... prank); Paris Hilton was the first choice for MTV's 'Bruno' prank.

@cleolinda: Somebody just walked off in a huff, I can't tell who. Zac Efron looks confused. Wait, that was an AWARD?

NYFug.com: Red-Carpet Hits and Misses from the MTV Awards

@cleolinda: KStew is rocking the Converse with her dress and looking like she'd rather be dead, which is why I like her.

@cleolinda: Also, Chris Pine is dressed like your grandpa.
@cleolinda: It's very "Why yes, I *would* like to be your neighbor, Mr. Rogers."

Kristen Stewart fumbles her popcorn ("So it was just about as awkward as you thought it was going to be! BYE!").

@cleolinda: Best Kiss. OH MY GOD THE SCREAMING MY TV IS SHAKING
@cleolinda: Vanessa Hudgens [who just lost the award] looks mildly chagrined.
@cleolinda: "I need to remove my gum." That's hot. OH SCRIPTED SHUT DOWN BY KSTEW! Will Ferrell looks mildly chagrined.

Will Ferrell Fesses Up To His Love For Team Edward And ‘Twilight.’

@cleolinda: New Moon clip ahoy. OH GOD THE SCREAMING
@cleolinda: FURSPLOSION!
@cleolinda: NICE
@cleolinda: I particularly liked the FEMALE ROAR THAT SHOOK THE AUDITORIUM when Shirtless Taylor suddenly appeared onscreen.

@cleolinda: I love how people across the internets are now telling me they all yelled "FURSPLOSION!" at their TVs.

Stiller Insulted By Efron, Sutherland And Puppet.

@cleolinda: I mentally checked out for a few moments, looked back over, and saw Kiefer Sutherland weeping at Ben Stiller. Is hugtiem now.
@cleolinda: Stiller is accepting his career award. Kiefer is still sobbing. "Please don't let go!"

Usual Gang Of Idiots, Shenanigans At MTV Movie Awards. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

@cleolinda: Wow. Can you show a guy humping a popcorn statue for two minutes straight on TV? Apparently?

The rest of the linkspam:

Last survivor of the Titanic dies.

Phil Spector sentenced to 19 years to life.

David Lynch's Interview Project begins today.

Muse announce European tour dates.

Johnny Depp on the cover of July Vanity Fair; The Definitive Depp.

Brad Pitt Teases Mel Gibson About His 'Sugar Tits.'

Daniel Craig popsicles: Finally, the meaning of 'sex on a stick'? The fuck?

American Girl Doll Is Anarcho-Hippie Terrorista! [Oops]

Total Eclipse Of The Heart: Literal Version.

Pixar's "Up" Exceeds Expectations, Earning $68.2 Million in its Opening Weekend.

Images: Who's got a nifty right hook? (Emily Sends A Blunt Message); Oo-de-lally! Shadowfax Helps Russell Crowe Get Into Robin Hood Mode; Photos of Angelina Jolie on the 'Salt' Set, Angelina Jolie Is Queensboro Bridge Brave; Trippy New Batch of Photos from Gerard Butler's 'Gamer.'

Trailers and clips: EXCLUSIVE: Dumbledore Meets Young Voldemort In New ‘Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince’ Clip!; EXCLUSIVE: Shia And Megan On The Run From Decepticons In This New Clip From ‘Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen’; New G.I. Joe Trailer And Clip Show Just How Embarrassing Those Power Suits Really Are; NEW VIDEO: ‘Potter 6′ Featurette, ‘Bandslam’ Trailer and ‘Burning Plain’ Int’l Trailer; Depp, Bale and Mann Talk ‘Public Enemies’ In New Featurette; '500 Days of Summer' Featurette - Joe and Zooey On Music; 'The Hangover' has yet another trailer -- how am I not tired of these?; New 'Grace' Trailer -- Red Band Baby!; Suck on the 'The Vampire Diaries' Clip Show; 'District 9' Viral Begins to Spread, But No Major Updates.

trailer_spot: Twilight Saga: New Moon, Pandorum, I Sell the Dead, Sherman Brothers' Story, Brüno; The Goods Live Hard Sell Hard, Toy Story 3, Hangover, Fermat's Room, Blood Last Vampire, In the Loop.

Watch The ‘Twilight Saga’s New Moon’ Trailer Here!; Robert Pattinson Feels ‘Tough’ After Winning Best Fight Trophy; ‘New Moon’ Stars Call Security-Heavy Italian Trip ‘Intense’; New Moon Merchandise At Hot Topic; Today on xkcd: Stephenie Meyer, Troll Slayer.

Related: Michael Shannon May Join Kristen Stewart And Dakota Fanning In ‘The Runaways.’

Exclusive clip from Sam Rockwell's sci-fi thriller film 'Moon'; 'Moon' Clip Recruits You To Join Sam Rockwell On The Space Mine; Duncan Jones to Helm 'Escape From The Deep' Adaptation.

Brad Silberling’s Return To ‘Lemony Snicket’ Inches Closer To Reality.

From Page to Screen: Stephen King's 'N.'

EXCLUSIVE: Joss Whedon’s ‘Evil League Of Evil’ In The ‘Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog’ DVD.

What It Would Take For New Firefly?

Ryan Reynolds Promises Deadpool Will Be Like the Comics.

‘Tomb Raider’ To Be Rebooted With A Lara Croft Origin Story.

'Barbarella': 'Legally Blonde' director Robert Luketic to helm remake?

'Heathers 2,' It's Happening!

You'll Find Waldo at Universal.

Comments

[last-archangel.livejournal.com]

I'm honestly not sure Firefly coming back would be a good idea. Sure, it would be amazing, but there was a secret at F!S yesterday that really got me thinking.

Plus, no Wash, little point.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

What was the secret?

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

oh gosh you're right WASH.
And Whedon hates to leave his characters happy. I fear for the rest of the children.

[last-archangel.livejournal.com]

Basically, that Firefly would have become as depressing as Buffy. It did get so sad before the end, I'm amazed I hadn't seen something like it before.

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

YAY FOR DEADPOOL and stuff. Can't find the Robin Hood link buried in here. Perhaps I am not looking hard enough?

[bindabites.livejournal.com]

the only way chris pine looks like my grandpa is if my grandpa were 28, hott, and completely rocking the cardigan like a boss.

thankfully, chris pine is not my grandpa

[syustat71605.livejournal.com]

I totally yelled FURSPLOSION! at the tv when I saw that.

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

I know right? Because that would ruin the sex.

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

found it!

[insomniacafe547.livejournal.com]

One of the comments on the link you posted for Total Eclipse reads:

"A friend and I play this blood-for-love game, in which we substitute the word blood for the word love in popular songs"

and you undoubtedly have Twilight. Except substitute the word blood for the word sex.

[bindabites.livejournal.com]

i doubt anything could ruin sex with captain fine

[pippie-poppins.livejournal.com]

Joss kills the happiest potential couple. That is not news. :(

I'm still a little bitter/not surprised at how Fred/Wes went down.

[sun-star-n-moon.livejournal.com]

J.J. Abrams keyboard solo was so random...but at the same time so awesome.

[headphone.livejournal.com]

ME TOO!!! And then I laughed until I wept.

[ahirutwin.livejournal.com]

HEY!! I did not yell FURSPLOSION at my TV!

... I shrieked like a demented banshee and THEN yelled FURSPLOSION. XD It's my new favorite word and one I am using to describe the clip to all who will listen.

Also, Up was fantastic and is totally going to rule the Animated Oscar, for serious. You may be happy to know that "SQUIRREL!" is even better seeing on the big screen surrounded by hordes of sugar-high kiddies. And their parents. Who are totally laughing harder at some stuff than they are.

[the-dala.livejournal.com]

I'm just bummed he didn't wear his sweatshirt blazer.

[megalion.livejournal.com]

Awesome 360 photo of Zachary Quinto is not to be missed... there's one of SteveO too... most everyone else is boring.

[ahirutwin.livejournal.com]

Oh my lord, that is the best name ever. XD Is there some kind of Official Awesome Award? Because you deserve it, for real.

a url would help... sigh

[megalion.livejournal.com]

http://www.zacharyquinto.com/news/2009/06/360-degrees-at-mtv-movie-awards.html

[cmattg.livejournal.com]

That xkcd may be his best fandom-based strip EVAR.

[syustat71605.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help myself..

[bindabites.livejournal.com]

why, thank you! i wish i could take credit for that moniker, but that award should go to both ontd and ontd_startrek communities. but i shall accept the award on their behalf.

[queenanthai.livejournal.com]

SAY ISN'T THERE A PODCAST OR SOMETHING THAT YOU LINK TO THAT FINALLY HAS ITS NEW EPISODE UP

CAPSLOCK

[bindabites.livejournal.com]

ikr? he is one GQ motherfucker.

[mrs-bruin.livejournal.com]

Daniel Craig popsicles: Finally, the meaning of 'sex on a stick'? The fuck?

When I saw this I thought wtf, and then I thought, I hope to hell that they never make one of Rob Pattinson, because the things twilight fans would do...shudder.