This can't wait

[cleolinda]

Okay, so, I'm going to be tied up tonight recording a podcast (though I'm also working on the new Secret Life), so obviously there won't be a linkspam, so I have to go ahead and show you the latest New Moon set pics NOW:

SPARKLE* INTERVENTION.**

* Sparkle not actually included.

** If you or someone you stalk experiences symptoms of melodrama (extreme pallor, shirtlessness, recitation of Shakespeare), please call our toll-free drama queen hotline at 1-800-DAZZLED.

Comments

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

I am so sincerely excited about this film.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I am excited for the AWESOME TWINKIE MELODRAMA, does that count?

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

For your next linkspam:

Perhaps the most amazing Reuters article ever (http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE54P5L820090526).

[cricketwhispers.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord, the painted-on abs...

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Nice to see he's remembered to paint on his abs before he tries to get his glittery emo ass killed.

Really, I can't wait for this trainwreck.

[lesaubergines.livejournal.com]

I won't be paying to see this, that's for sure.
I am excited for Harry Potter though! =D

[http://users.livejournal.com/bellereve_/]

This is going to be SO EPIC.

[mrs-bruin.livejournal.com]

OMG, I've been looking at these pictures all afternoon, and haven't been able to do any work since.

I don't care if the abs are painted on. HOT!

[jackieocean.livejournal.com]

The painted-on abs KILL ME. Like I am dead from the laughing. Oh man. Just when you think it can't get anymore hilariously bad, IT DOES.

[lisamantchev.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who referred to him as the "Swarovski Vampire"...

I felt the need to share this with you.

[chulacabra.livejournal.com]

Are they painted on? I thought they might be, but his shoulders and arms looks pretty big too, so I'm not sure.

I couldn't get through the novel, but I may have to see the New Moon movie because the set pics make it look very lulzy.

WHAAAAhahahhahahaha

[jubilantia.livejournal.com]

So exciting! Bring on the cheese sparkles. This is going to be so hilarious. Maybe they're not completely painted on...? When you look from the side...?

Hoo boy. *can't stop laughing*

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I don't know that they're actually painted ON, as in, they're not there otherwise; he's obviously wearing, like, full-body Omg Pale Vampiiiire makeup, and probably some highlighting's involved.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. (Can we get him with an aurora borealis finish?)

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

if you were excited for any other reason, I'd worry

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

his abs are pastde on yay

I AM SO EXCITED FFFFFFFFF

[lisamantchev.livejournal.com]

One would have thought that company would have grabbed Rob and glued crystals all over his face for the Oscars. Then Kristen could have carried a purse to match!

[jubilantia.livejournal.com]

Ummmm wow. That was... interesting. Especially since his "Kanye-isms" seem to be blatantly recycled from from quotes that have been around forever. And books help you learn about other peoples' lives and thoughts. Just... dude.

I am not impressed.

PS: Your icon rocks.

[aymaera.livejournal.com]

Oh my god this movie will be so full of lulz. I cannot wait to see Bella throw herself off a cliff, seriously.

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite line in the whole thing is "I would never want a book's autograph." It's as if he's actually become the South Park version of himself.

[hey-sup.livejournal.com]

Amazingly, I don't know if they're that painted on. In Twilight, they were so comically fake it was painful. This...he actually looks like he might have worked out and there was some reasonable highlighting. Not that I've looked at these much.

*cough*

It's good to know that they hired, you know, real makeup artists this time...the vampires actually look vampire-y.

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

PULL UP THOSE PANTS, SIR! I do not need sparkle coin slot.

[wednesday]

"I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life," he said.

AAAAAA. BOOKS ARE PART OF LIVING AND ARE PHYSICALLY REALLY REAL AND AND aaaaaa dead.

[connielane.livejournal.com]

Seriously, that is all I see in these pictures - SPARKLE CRACK!

[ten-is-love.livejournal.com]

ok, two things have made my heart leap with joy today: these pictures, and your icon. adores!