This can't wait

[cleolinda]

Okay, so, I'm going to be tied up tonight recording a podcast (though I'm also working on the new Secret Life), so obviously there won't be a linkspam, so I have to go ahead and show you the latest New Moon set pics NOW:

SPARKLE* INTERVENTION.**

* Sparkle not actually included.

** If you or someone you stalk experiences symptoms of melodrama (extreme pallor, shirtlessness, recitation of Shakespeare), please call our toll-free drama queen hotline at 1-800-DAZZLED.

Comments

[hulamoth.livejournal.com]

I am so sincerely excited about this film.

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

For your next linkspam:

Perhaps the most amazing Reuters article ever (http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE54P5L820090526).

[cricketwhispers.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord, the painted-on abs...

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Nice to see he's remembered to paint on his abs before he tries to get his glittery emo ass killed.

Really, I can't wait for this trainwreck.

[lesaubergines.livejournal.com]

I won't be paying to see this, that's for sure.
I am excited for Harry Potter though! =D

[http://users.livejournal.com/bellereve_/]

This is going to be SO EPIC.

[mrs-bruin.livejournal.com]

OMG, I've been looking at these pictures all afternoon, and haven't been able to do any work since.

I don't care if the abs are painted on. HOT!

[jackieocean.livejournal.com]

The painted-on abs KILL ME. Like I am dead from the laughing. Oh man. Just when you think it can't get anymore hilariously bad, IT DOES.

[lisamantchev.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who referred to him as the "Swarovski Vampire"...

I felt the need to share this with you.

WHAAAAhahahhahahaha

[jubilantia.livejournal.com]

So exciting! Bring on the cheese sparkles. This is going to be so hilarious. Maybe they're not completely painted on...? When you look from the side...?

Hoo boy. *can't stop laughing*

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

his abs are pastde on yay

I AM SO EXCITED FFFFFFFFF

[aymaera.livejournal.com]

Oh my god this movie will be so full of lulz. I cannot wait to see Bella throw herself off a cliff, seriously.

[hey-sup.livejournal.com]

Amazingly, I don't know if they're that painted on. In Twilight, they were so comically fake it was painful. This...he actually looks like he might have worked out and there was some reasonable highlighting. Not that I've looked at these much.

*cough*

It's good to know that they hired, you know, real makeup artists this time...the vampires actually look vampire-y.

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

PULL UP THOSE PANTS, SIR! I do not need sparkle coin slot.

[michawhiplash.livejournal.com]

I had an eye appointment today and they put drops in my eyes so my vision was a little fuzzy. Made these photos even epic-er.

[elbales]

1-800-DAZZLED. *snorting with laughter*

Rock on, Cleo.

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

I am very pale and recite Shakespeare. I swear, I was like this before Twilight. Long looooooooong before.

[ahirutwin.livejournal.com]

Hubba hubba. <3 Obviously Taylor is not the only one who bulked up. If I recall, RPattz was more liken to a twig in Twilight.

[dark-angel-isla.livejournal.com]

*Bashfully smiles* I remember that point in the book. So much tension...and Alice's amazing stealing-a-yellow-porsche-abilities. ^^

I'm seeing it mostly for the scene in Italy. Everything leading up to that I didn't like.

[fut-mexicana87.livejournal.com]

oh the painted on abs just crack me up

i can't wait for this movie

oh the lulz

[azalaea.livejournal.com]

...what is that bald bloke hanging onto Pattinson's bottom doing?

http://www.celebuzz.com/shirtless-pics-robert-pattinson-s108511/photos-32964051/

(*is embarrassed by how long she spent searching for the bald bloke again to be sure she was not going crazy.*)

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

In the second link, I thought they were blurring out her shoulder, and I was like, "What in heaven's name could she have on there that the photog blurred out? Profane tattoos?" But, just a bald dude.

[labonnefille.livejournal.com]

I honestly wasn't expecting that level of Marble-Cupcake-Adonis when I clicked the link...I guess RPattz is always drinking and smoking, so I didn't really think of him all...Chiseled like that. Dayum.

[lianasvea.livejournal.com]

i'm honestly just happy to see him relatively shaven and clean looking.

[mumford519.livejournal.com]

Phew, that kiss, it is hawt.
I admit that I cannot wait for the angstyness of this movie?

P.S. Are the black dots for later added on sparkling?