This can't wait

[cleolinda]

Okay, so, I'm going to be tied up tonight recording a podcast (though I'm also working on the new Secret Life), so obviously there won't be a linkspam, so I have to go ahead and show you the latest New Moon set pics NOW:

SPARKLE* INTERVENTION.**

* Sparkle not actually included.

** If you or someone you stalk experiences symptoms of melodrama (extreme pallor, shirtlessness, recitation of Shakespeare), please call our toll-free drama queen hotline at 1-800-DAZZLED.

Comments

[mrs-bruin.livejournal.com]

He's bracing him for when Bella slams into him. There's a picture somewhere (in an ontd post I think) that makes it all make more sense.

[sheeris-jemima.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* Yeah well, one should always make sure to be a pretty corpse, huh?

[elysian-dreams.livejournal.com]

I like that you can see Bella's scars from James in Twilight. Nice detail. And he does look pretty airbrushed. I wonder if the sparkling will be different this time around.

[internal666.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've officially overdosed on sparkle today between this and this (http://www.gaiaonline.com/marketplace/itemdetail/38373). My brain just can't take any more.

[elbales]

Heee!

Sadly, FURSPLODE is too long. Woe.

(I mean, since this is the Jacob book. Er, it is, isn't it? *fails at being a Twihard*)

[lunanyteskye.livejournal.com]

Best icon ever!!!!

[lunanyteskye.livejournal.com]

It's a lost cause, trust me, she will find a way. As much as I love Twilight, I was adamant my 4 year old (her name is Bella, how could I have known!?!) would never see/hear/read anything to do with Twilight for those exact reasons (and also, she's only 4). Unfortunately my mother is a Twihard and she let her watch it one night when babysitting, despite me telling her not to. Bella smugly announced to me in the morning that she'd seen it.

(my) Bella is now just as obsessed with "Egward" as, well, Bella. She even has her very own Littlest Edward. *hangs head in shame*

[lunanyteskye.livejournal.com]

Don't laugh!! I'm passing that number to my mother. She really needs it quite desperately. I'm experiencing major guilt for lending her the books in the first place.

[azalaea.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. I did wonder if it was that - can't let Bella knock his marble cupcakeness flying. But it's just so undignified!

Makes you wonder about a lot of the great kiss scenes on film...

Re: WHAAAAhahahhahahaha

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

Ahh. Proves my theory that they're laced with crack. ;)

[trampchic.livejournal.com]

Dramatic shirtlessness --> Robin Williams making fun of Sarah Palin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puMz1Q3E000) @ 6:25 --> NOW ALL I WANT IS ROBIN WILLIAMS TO SPOOF TWILIGHT. AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT.

(This is proving to be a really enjoyable Thursday afternoon.)

Re: The shoes..

[trampchic.livejournal.com]

IT'S SUICIDE WITH STYLE.

[anonymeet.livejournal.com]

Actually, the funniest part of this is if you watch their commentary on the DVD of Twilight, he ad Catherine Hardwicke actually talk about how they were supposed to give him CGI abs during the sparkle scene in that one and didn't because 1) it looked weird and 2) the sparkle effect covered it up.

Guess they though body paint might be more effective this time around . . .

[anonymeet.livejournal.com]

Hadn't seen those pix before - that is weird.

Also - like Bella has enough self esteem to wear a shirt that bares her stomach!

[mokeyhokey.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's just so over the top that, after Bella being an insufferable angst machine for 400 pages, it's like a soothing balm of lulz that (almost) makes the rest of the book worth it.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

THAT IS PRECIOUS. I mean, horrifying, but precious. Egward.

sparkle plumber

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

HE IS THE WORLD'S SPARKLIEST PLUMBER.

[sirinde.livejournal.com]

Ok, Alice is kinda full of win in that part.

Its like she's cool by mistake though, I don't believe Smyers would be able to plan such a thing!

[brit78.livejournal.com]

plz see icon for my thoughts on sparkle dots.

[brit78.livejournal.com]

I think they also filmed Alice's of him walking out and sparkling and then getting killed.

[brit78.livejournal.com]

Alice's vision*

[diddakoi.livejournal.com]

Ohhh.

Re: The shoes..

[shadowsofapen.livejournal.com]

The combination of that statement and that icon is priceless.

Also, I agree.

[azalaea.livejournal.com]

I love his lightfooted posture and noble expression of sparkly martyrdom here: http://www.celebuzz.com/shirtless-pics-robert-pattinson-s108511/photos-32963951/

The combination of sweet, sweet, sugary emo and utter hilarity is just too much.

[carolinajoy.livejournal.com]

I'm just amazed that Edward Cullen apparently does not wear underpants. I never would have guessed.