This can't wait

[cleolinda]

Okay, so, I'm going to be tied up tonight recording a podcast (though I'm also working on the new Secret Life), so obviously there won't be a linkspam, so I have to go ahead and show you the latest New Moon set pics NOW:

SPARKLE* INTERVENTION.**

* Sparkle not actually included.

** If you or someone you stalk experiences symptoms of melodrama (extreme pallor, shirtlessness, recitation of Shakespeare), please call our toll-free drama queen hotline at 1-800-DAZZLED.

Comments

couldn't he at least have waxed?

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

I know. Is he there to commit suicide-by-vampire-hall-monitor or to fix the plumbing?

[michawhiplash.livejournal.com]

I had an eye appointment today and they put drops in my eyes so my vision was a little fuzzy. Made these photos even epic-er.

[elbales]

1-800-DAZZLED. *snorting with laughter*

Rock on, Cleo.

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

I am very pale and recite Shakespeare. I swear, I was like this before Twilight. Long looooooooong before.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

SPARKLE would have also fit, but you don't want to overuse the important words, y'know.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yes, but do you experience dramatic shirtlessness?

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

Dramatic as in horrifying? Because I think it's pretty horrifying when I take my shirt off...

[brisingr88.livejournal.com]

What's your icon referring to? It sounds familiar.

[ahirutwin.livejournal.com]

Hubba hubba. <3 Obviously Taylor is not the only one who bulked up. If I recall, RPattz was more liken to a twig in Twilight.

[dark-angel-isla.livejournal.com]

*Bashfully smiles* I remember that point in the book. So much tension...and Alice's amazing stealing-a-yellow-porsche-abilities. ^^

I'm seeing it mostly for the scene in Italy. Everything leading up to that I didn't like.

[fut-mexicana87.livejournal.com]

oh the painted on abs just crack me up

i can't wait for this movie

oh the lulz

[tristantrakand.livejournal.com]

The icon is referring to Growing Up Cullen, I think.

[azalaea.livejournal.com]

...what is that bald bloke hanging onto Pattinson's bottom doing?

http://www.celebuzz.com/shirtless-pics-robert-pattinson-s108511/photos-32964051/

(*is embarrassed by how long she spent searching for the bald bloke again to be sure she was not going crazy.*)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's the part in Growing Up Cullen about what Edward did during the time he ran away from Bella. "'BELLAAAA! MY ONLY LOOOOOVE!' After that, the monkeys leave."

[azalaea.livejournal.com]

I haven't even seen the first one or read any of the books yet, and I hear the first film is BAD. And I am excited - sure mostly in an ironic sort of way, but if I'm honest with myself there's a part of me that's quite sincerely like YAY PRETTY EMO SPARKLY ANTI-FEMINIST MARY SUE LOVE, ANGST HARDER and I don't know what to do about it.

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

In the second link, I thought they were blurring out her shoulder, and I was like, "What in heaven's name could she have on there that the photog blurred out? Profane tattoos?" But, just a bald dude.

[labonnefille.livejournal.com]

I honestly wasn't expecting that level of Marble-Cupcake-Adonis when I clicked the link...I guess RPattz is always drinking and smoking, so I didn't really think of him all...Chiseled like that. Dayum.

[oldfeatheryhat.livejournal.com]

I... a book's autograph? If he can manage to get a book to sign itself, I'll actually be impressed. Until then, I just... wow. Wow.

[dylan-weir.livejournal.com]

Oh Kanye, just when I think you can't get any better, you go and put out a fresh book of Kanye-isms. BE A DOPER PERSON!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, it depends on what you mean by "bad." Compared to the book, it's fantastic.

[lianasvea.livejournal.com]

i'm honestly just happy to see him relatively shaven and clean looking.

Re: couldn't he at least have waxed?

[dylan-weir.livejournal.com]

^THIS :D
I cannot wait for this film! Come November I'll take up residence in the local cinema, it's gonna be a LOLocaust.

Re: couldn't he at least have waxed?

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

My friends and I will be going wearing "TEAM LUCIAN" or "TEAM LYCAN" shirts. Michael Sheen is going to imbue this franchise with some well-needed awesome.

[azalaea.livejournal.com]

I so want to watch/read them both, it's ridiculous (and YOUR fault!) When I have finished this job, it's on.

Nevertheless, I was rather perplexed at how awkward/embarrassed Kirsten Stewart and RPattz seemed in all the clips I've seen.

Re: WHAAAAhahahhahahaha

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

One of my friends had a good metaphor for Twilight when I said I'm avoiding them like the plague and WILL NOT pay for the books and see the movie:

Her quote exactly: "Oh honey, I don't read them because they're literary masterpieces. They're the Cheez Whiz of literature."

That literally cracked.me.up.