Bottles of wine, covered with dew, and otters

[cleolinda]

I've been sitting on this for a couple of days, but I can sit no more: If there is purpler prose than this, I don't want to know about it. Includes fanart and a dramatic reading.

ETA: In defense of Silk and Steel. In other words, an intentional burst of badfic?

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[goonie-freak.livejournal.com]

Her hair was the color of a leopard's tongue???

WHAT?!?!?!? I couldn't even read past that bit! I was laughing to hard.

Okay, I'm going back in...

OMG! "They were antique armor and tears of dragons." I...can't...go...on!