Bottles of wine, covered with dew, and otters

[cleolinda]

I've been sitting on this for a couple of days, but I can sit no more: If there is purpler prose than this, I don't want to know about it. Includes fanart and a dramatic reading.

ETA: In defense of Silk and Steel. In other words, an intentional burst of badfic?

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[aoibhe.livejournal.com]

And otters.

[documentn.livejournal.com]

[picture of Inquisitors] Nobody expects...The Spanish Inquisition

[pause]

[picture of otters] And otters.

(Sorry, had to.)