Little help here...?

[cleolinda]

Okay, I'm writing Troy in Fifteen Minutes, and I need a little help--what does Menelaus say at the very beginning when he's toasting Paris and Hector? It's something extremely ironic like, "May the something something, the women stay in our beds, and the something something." Anyone remember?

Comments

[edda.livejournal.com]

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[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Famous what? Who? Where?

Of course I will! Hell, I'll invite you, too!