SAG Awards liveblog #2
Jan. 25th, 2009 07:36 pmPlease welcome Evan Rachel Wood in--is that blue, green? I think it's green? She looks so much better now that she's got red hair instead of the Dita von Teese Special. She's here to introduce a montage of trailblazers: Charlie Chaplin, Shirley Temple, Jodie Foster... Haley Joel Osment? Fred Astaire, Bruce Lee, The Wizard of Oz, Hairspray, and... okay, now I'm starting to see a pattern with the Brave Gay Roles and the Maude abortion thing and the... Planet of the Apes? You've lost me again.
Ladies and gentlemen, Claire Danes in red! Our nominees sell things to help keep the economy afloat! Except for the nominees that don't! Best Comedy Series! I don't understand a damn thing that's going on in this show. 30 Rock wins! Congratulations, you can all go home now. They've made yet another deal as to who gets to speak this time, and Jane Krakowski has won. Except that she is not funny. Okay, "I was on Ally McBeal and this cast is a thousand times... heavier," I'll give her that one.
Frank Langella (GIGANTIC CHEERS. Seriously, we nearly had a standing ovation) and Michael Sheen (sorry your movie got beat by a mall cop, dude) are here to present a Frost/Nixon clip! It's shouty. God bless thirty-second clips taken out of context.
Please welcome! Greg Kinnear! Man, where has he been? Female actor in a supporting role! DAMN, Amy Adams has got some diamond chandeliers going there. Also, I love Kate Winslet's royal blue dress. And she wins, because the Screen Actors Guild is not going to be outdone by the Golden Globes! Three deep sighs: "Wow. What a year it has been in movies." Everyone should be given a medal! She is a bit lost for words! Hannah was a wonderful role although it made her insane! Applause for a mention of the late Sydney Pollack and Anthony Minghella. In the audience, Sean Penn looks dour, as if to remind us at home that this is the great triumph of his performance as Harvey Milk: actually smiling.

Ladies and gentlemen, Claire Danes in red! Our nominees sell things to help keep the economy afloat! Except for the nominees that don't! Best Comedy Series! I don't understand a damn thing that's going on in this show. 30 Rock wins! Congratulations, you can all go home now. They've made yet another deal as to who gets to speak this time, and Jane Krakowski has won. Except that she is not funny. Okay, "I was on Ally McBeal and this cast is a thousand times... heavier," I'll give her that one.
Frank Langella (GIGANTIC CHEERS. Seriously, we nearly had a standing ovation) and Michael Sheen (sorry your movie got beat by a mall cop, dude) are here to present a Frost/Nixon clip! It's shouty. God bless thirty-second clips taken out of context.
Please welcome! Greg Kinnear! Man, where has he been? Female actor in a supporting role! DAMN, Amy Adams has got some diamond chandeliers going there. Also, I love Kate Winslet's royal blue dress. And she wins, because the Screen Actors Guild is not going to be outdone by the Golden Globes! Three deep sighs: "Wow. What a year it has been in movies." Everyone should be given a medal! She is a bit lost for words! Hannah was a wonderful role although it made her insane! Applause for a mention of the late Sydney Pollack and Anthony Minghella. In the audience, Sean Penn looks dour, as if to remind us at home that this is the great triumph of his performance as Harvey Milk: actually smiling.
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:38 am (UTC)HEE. Lord, so true.
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:39 am (UTC)It really did, didn't it?
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-26 01:42 am (UTC)Micheal C Hall deserved the SAG award! When is it his turn?!
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:44 am (UTC)I think the Planet of the Apes was there as a string of makeup-y things? Since all the old Universal monster flicks were there, too.
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Date: 2009-01-26 02:17 am (UTC)flop, apparentlyrecent movie with Ricky Gervais and Tea Leoni (Ghost Town...?), being charming as usual. Wish I could see more of him more often, too. :(no subject
Date: 2009-01-26 02:26 am (UTC)Oh! But I did see him in Baby Mama! He ran a smoothie shop, it was great.
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Date: 2009-01-26 02:33 am (UTC)Ghost Town wasn't bad, though. I actually enjoyed it--I just have to agree with whoever said that it that only then that people finally realised that, although Ricky Gervais is Teh Awesome, he is not a star, certainly not enough of one to open movies.
Might I add, not enough of a star to open a film that neither allows him to be sarcastic enough for it to be fun, nor sufficiently nice for it to be sweet. The film just got sort of stuck in the middle. Personal opinion, of course.
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:49 am (UTC)Greg Kinnear has been... um... doing a movie with Tina Fey. In which he shows he is remarkably well-preserved.
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:50 am (UTC)Also, I love your icon's dress.
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-26 02:27 am (UTC)He's one of those weird guys who can look so dorky and...English, I guess, and then turn around and look frakking hot. The only reason I ever saw Underworld was because I was flipping channels and I saw him and I was like "who is that hot werewolf dude who is not the dude from Felicity?" And then I had to check his IMDB page several times when I saw The Queen, because how could the hot werewolf dude also be Tony Blair?
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Date: 2009-01-26 02:12 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-01-26 02:40 am (UTC)I was just mentioning to someone else, I thought Sheen was terrific as Frost, but it's pretty unfortunate that, as well as he did it, it wasn't necessarily something... new. I'm sure getting everything just right was one heck of an ordeal, but then Langella comes in and actually gives layer upon layer to Nixon's character without turning the whole thing into a sympathetic sobfest for himself, and what chance does poor Sheen have? Hopefully he'll get some recognition soon.
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Date: 2009-01-26 02:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-26 02:59 am (UTC)I still (personally, of course) think Sheen's quiet double take when Nixon blurts out the "if the President does it, it's not illegal" line is the stuff of great performances. It's just such a great look, even the way he murmurs his "I'm sorry...?" is fantastic, and it's just the sort of stuff that is so hard to replicate take after take, and I can't even imagine how many times he's done it, both on stage and during rehearsals. I love that sequence. I'd nominate him just for that.
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Date: 2009-01-26 03:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-26 03:13 am (UTC)... well, if poor Michael gets no recognition elsewhere, he certainly has two vehement supporters in us, lol!
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Date: 2009-01-26 03:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-26 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-26 02:08 am (UTC)That said, I think your snark is perfectly on tonight. =P
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Date: 2009-01-26 02:14 am (UTC)Glad to read it, because Langella gave such a terrific - and so incredibly understated and soon-to-be non-awarded - performance in Frost/Nixon that he deserves every little clap these people can possibly muster.
*suddenly hearts Langella*
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