Iconses!

[cleolinda]

For those of you who enjoyed Van Helsing in Fifteen Minutes, I bring you: icons!







Bonus! A few older icons, including the ones I use:




Want/take/have--but please, no hotlinking. And please, feel free to make your own icons, because I'm not that great with text. Most of my pictures come from here, here, and here.

Comments

BWAH!

[fanofall.livejournal.com]

I was on the phone while reading your recap of Van Helsing, and I actually had to hang up on my friend because I was laughing too hard to talk.

[fba.livejournal.com]

The wierd thing about your re-cap is that it makes me want to go and see it now....... Anything that mockworthy has *got* to be worth a go....

To quote despotliz - "I'm only here for the bitching".....

[sheilagh.livejournal.com]

Total agreement. I just went to see the movie BECAUSE of Ms. Cleolinda's post. Made it too funny to miss!

[savvyfairy.livejournal.com]

Hehe, nice. :)

[hawleygriffen.livejournal.com]

Brilliant icons. I especially like "ballet", "like killing things", "pixels", and "the sexy", and have long liked the "hairdryer of doom". I must take one, if that's alright, but I don't know which.... and I haven't even seen the film! Am tempted to go see it just so I can laugh all the way through it, with your genius parody faithful retelling of the movie in my mind.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Ooo, I like your icon.

Here's what I did before I bought more icon space: I uploaded one, keyworded it "vanhelsing," and then deleted/uploaded a new one with the same keyword name whenever I wanted a change. You can always try that. And take as many as you like. :)

Awesome!

[bluestocking7.livejournal.com]

The FUNNIEST parody I have ever read! I really liked the movie - for what it was - fun...But the parody had me crying.

Okay - so I have borrowed icons 1,9, and 11 :-) Credit given to you...

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

Borrowing "deus ex machina" and "I sex you because I am the sexy". Will credit.

Thanks!

[cellardoor28.livejournal.com]

kn, havent seen the film yet, but i have to have the deus ex machina one just because a, i feel like i dont NEED to see the film having read the recap, and b, dude, its david wenham in a jester's costume!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

It really is an adorable picture of him. :) He was really cute in the movie, so go see it at a dollar show or something with some friends. And hey! Maybe you'll get an empty theater and you can snark at will.

[jesshelga.livejournal.com]

Oh, joy! Oh, rapture! Oh, fugly!

I will laugh every time I use that icon, m'dear.

[annapiranha.livejournal.com]

Those are amazing. As I have been ranting practically nonstop, Kate Beckinsale looks nothing like a gypsy. At all. Not even a little bit. She has brown hair and that's it. Somehow I sincerely doubt that gypsies in the 1800's wore leather corsets. And there's the "not looking anything like a gypsy" factor.

[zaliness.livejournal.com]

and the nifty blue pirate coat! that she wore once and was never seen again, even when she went into the freezing portal-mirror-thing.
and shes walking in the damp soggy dirty forest in THOSE heels ((what a way to wreck some kick-ass boots!)) youd think by being a gypsy shes have TRAVELLING clothes, as opposed to wearing the same impracticle outfit for the whole movie.

[sweinberg.livejournal.com]

Aw man you made a DEAD *IS NEVER SEEN AGAIN* icon. That's my favorite joke of all. Ha!

[way2busymom.livejournal.com]

great review. snapping up the carl icons. will credit.

:-)

[girly-vamp.livejournal.com]

Am taking the "Man, I Hate You All" and "The Sexy!" icons. Shall credit.

*Laura*

[cruel-illusion.livejournal.com]

Eeee!! Snitching Deus Ex, Smush, Today?, and Sexy. Will credit.

I laughed so hard that I think I've ruptured my spleen.

[scifispice80.livejournal.com]

Just letting you know, I'm getting the Frankenstein's monster ones. And what font did you use on them, may I ask? I think I've seen it before on other stuff and can't figure out what it is.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

The font on all the new ones is Silkscreen. It's great for small text. You can probably get it at 1001fonts.com or fontface.com.

[rockstargrrrl.livejournal.com]

I took a couple icons. I loved your summary of the movie...I haven't even seen it, but I still laughed my ass off.

[riari.livejournal.com]

Hi! I borrowed the music icon, mainly as I was cracking up laughing everytime it showed up. ^_^ I will credit you, of course.

Thanks for writing that! As bad as the movie was, it was fun to comment on it (mildly quietly as the music was freaking loud).

[siyamau.livejournal.com]

The 15 minute plot summary actually brought tears to my eyes. This is the stuff of Livejournal legend! *salutes you*

:oD

[siyamau.livejournal.com]

(Am also snagging the 'patchwork ass' icon, will credit. Thanks! :o)

[mon-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

Oh God. I'm having trouble breathing because I'm laughing so hard. *snags a bunch of icons* Too cool. :D

Not a matte painting...

[(Anonymous)]

Interestingly enough, the "My god, it's a matte painting!" icon was actually a full size set. They built the entire village as well in Prague. Not that it matters really...

Re: Not a matte painting...

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know--my second cousin was the set decorator. I just had that image from the trailer, and it looks so flat in the picture that I thought I'd go for the joke.

[nikkerz-art.livejournal.com]

hahahaha dear lord. i haven't seen the movie, but this still makes me crack up. guess i'm not missing much. =P

[spookydiblover.livejournal.com]

Oh man.. I dunno which one to take, this whole thing is just toooo funny... alright, I'm taking the smush one, the sex you up one, and the stealing from other movies one, will credit THANK YOU

[ginger]

took ballet, will credit, LOVED the VH in fifteen minutes :)

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

*Cries with joy*

[driftingfocus.livejournal.com]

Where did you get the images for those icons?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

There are three links to picture galleries in the last sentence of the entry. :)

[effinfine.livejournal.com]

These icons are so, so perfect!

Am taking "I am The Sexy" and "Dead From Smush" because not only do they capture the essence of the craptasticness of the movie, they'll also remind me of your 15-minute version. And then I will laugh my ass off.

Thanks for sharing!