It's like my sparkle sense went off

[cleolinda]

Okay, I got out of bed because I felt a disturbance in the Force and I'm posting now because my inbox was full of comments and emails about this: Two bootleg Twilight clips from the Rome Film Festival. Set your mind at ease and let me go back to bed: if something happens to them, I have them downloaded.

(If you know me in real life: PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THESE VIDEOS. I actually want you to go see the movie with me. I'll never get anyone to go if you watch them.)

(If you watch them anyway: I will bring liquor. We will smuggle it into the theater in soda bottles and everything. Seriously. We have to go. Come on. Do it for the economy. Do it for your country. Do it for the lulz.)

Comments

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT, that's like CW-level bad acting.

Plus the stuntwork is ... well, crappy!

[tygress.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. Oh man. So bad. So deliciously, fantastically, perfectly bad. I'm so there.

[watersusurrus.livejournal.com]

Me and my only friend who'll bother to see this movie with me are going out for shooters first. Awesome!

[bindabites.livejournal.com]

i have no words. i am speechless. i just....wow.

the acting and the tree climbing and the dialogue and other things that WEREN'T IN THE BOOK.

HSM3 will probably be a better movie than this.

i'll still see it though. maybe it's only bad in pieces and actually rocks from start to finish...?

[christwise.livejournal.com]

Dude, RPattz is acting the SHIT out of that family scene.

[impextoo.livejournal.com]

ROSALIE SMASH.

[elendiari22.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am so there! I haven't even read the books and I was laughing my head off.

[azzy23.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE THAT ICON!!!

I would totally steal it, if I thought *anyone who knew me* would get it.

[fragmentedsky.livejournal.com]

Okay, so what are the OFFICIAL rules of the upcoming Twilight Drinking Game? I mean, someone must have made one by now. Except in order to avert alcohol poisoning, I feel like it would have to be like...a sip of booze every time Bella is an anti-feminist heroine, and then a sip of water every time Edward's a Stu. You could avoid having to go to the bathroom every fifteen minutes because anytime anyone spoke you would spit your drink all over the person in front of you.

[marisahsaaaa.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that is brilliant.
I am going to drag all my anti-Twilight friends to this movie, and we are going to do that.

[shiraz_wine]

I would so go with you, if we lived anywhere near each other! This movie is going to be so bad, it's going to be AWESOME!

[siromygod.livejournal.com]

This movie is going to be beyond awesome, it's gonna be EPIC.

[sweet-pessimism.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

The screams. Oh, the screams. It really did sound like the gates of hell.

I actually quailed in fear. "Oh, Jesus! Oh holy shit!"

And yet I still want to go for the midnight showing..

It will be INSANE.

[meleth.livejournal.com]

They got...really excited about the production company logo coming up on the screen. And then about Edward's car. And then about Edward speed-moing. Gates. Of. Hell.

[christycorr]

God, the inexplicable laughter had me staring at the screen in disbelief far too often. The screams. The squeals.

Oh, Twilight. *headdesk* This movie's going to be so, so bad.

[ofshoesandships.livejournal.com]

I'm making my best efforts to get a showing when all the high schoolers will be in class.

[kvschwartz.livejournal.com]

What if we don't know you in real life but WISH WE DID? THEN WHAT??

Dilemma.

[alliancesjr.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

[notmynightmare.livejournal.com]

If only the real theatrical release would have the laugh track!!
I'll be there at the midnight showing on Thurs. It's my sisters bachelorette party. (It could have been HP in IMAX - thanks alot WB)

[kvschwartz.livejournal.com]

That is a good reason to postpone the wedding.

[alliancesjr.livejournal.com]

That was totally like watching it with a Live Studio Audience.

TWILIGHT - The new sitcom, coming to NBC Wednesdays~

[alliancesjr.livejournal.com]

Also, am I the only one that thought "THE BLAIR WITCH WAS TOTALLY SPIDERMAN" at the end of the first clip?

[kvschwartz.livejournal.com]

2008 Rome Film Festival -- WINNER: Best use of the first seventy seconds of Debussy's "Claire de Lune" in a vampire romance comedy.

Wait -- best ... or worst?

[fxchip.livejournal.com]

ZIM: "I put the fires out."
TALLEST: "You made them worse."
ZIM: "Worse... or better?"

[bienegold.livejournal.com]

So the only adverts I've seen for Twilight are on Comedy Central. This confuses me.

[keeta.livejournal.com]

Maybe they've made their marketing strategy more realistic? 'Cause where I'm sitting, it looks like a comedy.

[roseredhoofbeat.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, I can't stand to watch the second clip.

They slaughtered my Rosalie. What the fuck is up with those clear high-heeled shoes? MY ROSALIE IS NOT A STRIPPER, DAMMIT.

And why does Jasper look like the Terminator from Judgment Day?

[redcurrantbasil.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah.
I find Jaspar to be hilarious in this move.The hair and the expression.And also his crazy stance while wearing the baseball hat.

[sun-star-n-moon.livejournal.com]

I....I have no words for this.


Seriously?..../seriously/?

[meleth.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

that would be hardcore

[discogravy.livejournal.com]

but if you get your friends to memorize the lines you can do your own rocky-horror thing to it on opening night.

or actually just spend the entire movie speaking the lines a full 3 seconds before they're spoken on screen.

Re: that would be hardcore

[ofshoesandships.livejournal.com]

Must..do..time..warp...

[dzertva-x.livejournal.com]

It's like....oh man, that was actually painful for me to watch. It felt as awkward as reading the books. >:

I'm totally still seeing it though, dammit.

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

(If you watch them anyway: I will bring liquor. We will smuggle it into the theater in soda bottles and everything. Seriously. We have to go. Come on. Do it for the economy. Do it for your country. Do it for the lulz.)

Aw. That right there makes me wish I knew you in real life. ^-^ Alas, Tucson's a long way from Birmingham.

[thelovely2.livejournal.com]

Okay, HOLD EVERYTHING.

ALICE IS CLIMBING IN THROUGH TREES! YAY! AND HUGGING KRISTEN!BELLA! THIS MAKES THIS MOVIE THAT MUCH LESS AWFUL!

Oh, sorry, the 'flying' just brought it straight back to square 1.

[ofshoesandships.livejournal.com]

So the filming is kinda...home movie style... maybe it looks better on the big screen.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I think it'll look better when it's not bootlegged on someone's video camera in the audience.

[jubilantia.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of hoping that the laughing is preventing me from looking at it honestly and that it will be better in theaters here unless people are also laughing? Because that was... painful. The first 30 seconds that I could stand, anyway. I knew it would be bad, and awesome at the same time, but that may have only been bad.

[roseredhoofbeat.livejournal.com]

That wasn't even awesome-awful. It was just... awful.

[izzy-unkempt.livejournal.com]

So....RPattz is a flying squirrel. I was not aware.