MIND-SHIELDS UP
Aug. 5th, 2008 02:12 pmOh my shit.
Just read until you get to the part that is Relevant to My Interests, as the lolcats say. You'll know it when you see it. Because it mentions me BY NAME. I'm not even going to read the comments. I am, however, going to ask RPattz if he's got a spare room at his safehouse.
ETA: I'll just say it now, before anything has happened, just so y'all have fair warning: if you want to come kick up some dust over here, I'm sorry, I'm going to start freezing, screening, or banning, as necessary. This is my e-home. You wanna go to your e-home and call me the filthiest names you know, God bless and God speed. I'm not going to have any rumbles here.Are we the Jets or the Sharks?
ETA 2: WHAT IS GOING ON YOU GUYS THIS IS CRAZY.

Just read until you get to the part that is Relevant to My Interests, as the lolcats say. You'll know it when you see it. Because it mentions me BY NAME. I'm not even going to read the comments. I am, however, going to ask RPattz if he's got a spare room at his safehouse.
ETA: I'll just say it now, before anything has happened, just so y'all have fair warning: if you want to come kick up some dust over here, I'm sorry, I'm going to start freezing, screening, or banning, as necessary. This is my e-home. You wanna go to your e-home and call me the filthiest names you know, God bless and God speed. I'm not going to have any rumbles here.
ETA 2: WHAT IS GOING ON YOU GUYS THIS IS CRAZY.
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:15 pm (UTC)That's... Wow. Influx of new people? Or the True Fans. I'd be hiding in a basement around now, too.
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:17 pm (UTC)I don't think you're in any danger, if the Sparkleati hordes descend on you, just hold your ground and go for the eyes. You are stronger than they, even en masse. (Final exit strategy: "Oh my God, is that Robert Pattinson?" *flee*)
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:18 pm (UTC)We'll still love you, even though you're
about to be hunted shrieking through the internet forestfamous.*points* She went thataway!
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:18 pm (UTC)Kind of freaky but a hell of a compliment, yeah?
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-05 08:19 pm (UTC)The Times writer loved your posts, is that some small consolation? And we, your ardent
stalkersadmirers will keep the Twilight-nuts away. Well, we can TRY.no subject
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-05 08:21 pm (UTC)I do think that your last line on the last summary/review summing up the book/series was what made my day.
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:21 pm (UTC)Wheeeeee!
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:22 pm (UTC)Whatever. lol.
:)
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:22 pm (UTC)(Probably both.)
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:22 pm (UTC)We shall gather into a human wall of protection if the need arises. (Or sit back with popcorn and watch the show. I keep getting those confused...)
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-05 08:24 pm (UTC)Stand perfectly still. Its vision is based on movement.
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:24 pm (UTC)(Btdubs, read the comments and none were death threats... yet)
Also, if they're going to recap your recap, you'd think they could at least get the link to work properly. I mean, really.
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:25 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-08-05 08:26 pm (UTC)Still, awesome!