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I finally realized why I may be--have been--so tense:

I haven't actually written anything in about six weeks.

There's been annotations, there's been journal entries and linkspams, but there hasn't really been any narrative fictional writing over here, not even in the idea-planning stage. I've had everything on hold because of the financial problems and whatnot, afraid to get carried away from the annotations by something else--even Black Ribbon, which desperately needs to get done. That's why I'm so tense; that's why I feel like I'm "supposed to be doing something else." And when this occurred to me, I felt a great sweeping relief--that feeling you get when an answer clicks into place.

* * * *

My mom and my aunt (her sister) were running around doing errands together today. While they were standing in line at Home Depot, some guy struck up a conversation with them (I think it started out with sports, as my mother was wearing a Saban Nation t-shirt). My aunt mentioned that she teaches kindergarten at an inner-city school in the projects--the kind of school where, several years ago, a guy ran up while she was watching her class on the playground, pushed her off her bench, and stole her purse--which surprised the guy they were talking to. "Do you even know how to get to the projects?" he asked (my mother was like, "Well, duh, she knows how to get there, she works there"), and then he asked where the Kingston school itself was. "Oh, you go to hell and turn left," my aunt replied.

* * * *

They also visited my grandmother (their mother) while they were out; Grandma's in physical rehab for her torn ligament at Lakeshore now. She's sharing a room with someone I have started calling the Parrot Lady, an elderly woman who likes to pinch her son, daughter, and sitter whenever they're in reach (I mean, like, really reach out and twist off a chunk) and tends to make her demands known loudly and often. ("When I talk about her on my journal, I'm going to write her in all caps," I informed my mother. "Well, good, because she TALKS in all caps," my mother retorted.) My aunt reported that the Parrot Lady spent an entire half hour announcing that she needed to GO TO THE POTTY over and over again; around the 356th iteration my aunt was like, "IF YOU DON'T TAKE HER, I WILL." "But she just went--" "TAKE HERRRRRRR." The rest of Parrot Lady's repertoire includes "WHERE IS DANIEL? WHERE IS DANIEL? I WANT DANIEL," "I DON'T LIKE THIS MEATLOAF. THIS IS NOT MY MEATLOAF," and "I WANT SOME CRACKERRRRRS! PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERRRRRRS! PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERRRRRRS." (Hence the name "Parrot Lady.") My grandmother's insurance has cleared her to stay two weeks in rehab to work on her knee, which is great because that's two weeks that we (my grandmother included) don't have to worry about her falling down at home again, but now she just wants to go home because Parrot Lady is about to drive her out of her mind. (And I haven't even told you about how Parrot Lady got up in the middle of the night and started wandering around the facilities with a flashlight for an hour to do her own little laser-light show.) "It's a little like being trapped in a room with Rain Man," my aunt observed, "only with the volume turned way up. I'M AN EXCELLENT DRIVER. OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE MY UNDERWEAR. I'M DEFINITELY NOT WEARING MY UNDERWEAR. DEFINITELY NOT. 'COURSE IT'S 10 MINUTES TO WAPNER. PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERRRRRRS."

From [livejournal.com profile] missnanna: "An editor at Jezebel is pooling together funds to get 6 women who started an NGO to promote women's rights (and their husbands) out of Iraq as soon as possible, because one of the women they were protecting was murdered recently. They have no money themselves and are in real danger. She's asking people to contribute something, anything, to her Paypal account, which will then be transferred to a helpful journalist in Iraq. The full story is here and here. Back story here." And sure enough, today I saw this: Thanks To Your Guys, A Few Brave Women May Get Out Of Basra [Exile In Jordan Fund].

From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma, because it made me laugh: Dr. Clive Owen will see you now.

Wonder Woman actress finds body on river in DC.

French diver recounts survival on deserted Indonesian island, where the castaways fought off boars polar bears smoke monsters komodo dragons. And then a park ranger found them. (This is totally how Lost should end: "Well, no wonder--we were stranded in Smoke Monster National Park!")

Caribbean monk seal becomes extinct. D:

Ancient grave found during subway work.

Brilliant young chef battles tongue cancer.

Cuba to offer residents free sex changes.

2 'thong bandits,' suspected of robbery, in custody.

Patching ancient walls with legos.

Neil Gaiman weighs in on age ratings for books ("I think it's deeply stupid").

The Grimly Grim Hallmark Of Awfully Bad Writing. *hangs head*

NOM DE PLUME.

Prince, Madonna and Michael Jackson all turning 50.

Quiz: Star Wars Reference or WWII Reference?; What If Star Wars Had Starred Michael Jackson?

Images: Twilight; Igor; Eva Mendes' Double Down Sexy Posters for 'The Spirit'; New Transformers 2 Robots Revealed: The Twins, Arcee, Jetfire, and More; Check Out Sandra Bullock Proposing to Ryan Reynolds; James McAvoy and Common: Complex Magazine Photoshoot for 'Wanted.'

New trailer for 'The Duchess'; New Hancock Featurette Online; Trailer for Bill Maher's 'Religulous' Now Online.

Leonardo DiCaprio to Play Video Game Inventor in 'Atari.'

Spike Lee Responds to the Whole Eastwood Kerfuffle. The more I read about this, the more it seems to me like both men have good points (and bad ones), but Eastwood went over the top with the rudeness. And then there's... this.

Warner Bros Announces Product Lines for 'Half-Blood Prince.' They don't specify which new dolls Tonner plans to add, but if there's a Bellatrix with a halfway decent face, I am screwed.

ETA: Could someone with a ff.net account and better Spanish than I speak deal with this for me?


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Date: 2008-06-07 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crumpeteer.livejournal.com
I read the line about Michael Jackson in Star Wars and my brain froze for a moment.

Date: 2008-06-07 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xblackrose666x.livejournal.com
haha. you said kerfuffle. shiiiiit. i am so tired right now. but kerfuffle is still a funny word.

Date: 2008-06-07 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-clive-owen.livejournal.com
Fucking hell, did you have to tell everyone about me? Now I'll have even more pathetic wankers to contend with. Thanks. Thanks a pissing lot.

Although, since you also told me about the forthcoming Half-Blood Prince products, perhaps you're not completely ridiculous and rubbish. I've just ordered my Gryffindor Small Bag Flap.

...what? Oh, sod off.

Date: 2008-06-07 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
*fangirls* *knows will be sorry for this*

Date: 2008-06-08 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-clive-owen.livejournal.com
What the fuck is a fangirls?

Date: 2008-06-08 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
It's a verb, baby. At least, it is now.

Date: 2008-06-08 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
It's an obscure sexual practice. You're right, it's completely stupid and never should have been brought up. I'll go shoot myself right now and remove myself from the gene pool.

Date: 2008-06-08 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] syneblue.livejournal.com
Well, you know, if you shoot a fangirl, three more will just pop up in her place.

Date: 2008-06-08 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faithhopetricks.livejournal.com
Aww, we knew you when, Dr Clive! Call me, you bloody bastard!

Date: 2008-06-07 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldelfwitch.livejournal.com
So, I don't have an ff.net account anymore, but I can still comment, and I left the girl who translated your work a note saying that it was copyright ingringement and all that and she at least needs to credit you and I gave her the link to your livejournal. So, I don't know if she will actually listen, but yeah. I tried.

Date: 2008-06-07 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Ah, thanks. I find a nice dogpile usually takes care of this kind of thing. : )

Date: 2008-06-07 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldelfwitch.livejournal.com
No problem. It's hard to tell when people just don't know that they are doing something wrong and when they do and just don't care.

Date: 2008-06-07 10:05 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] elbales
NOM DE PLUME made me laugh hysterically. For the win!

ETA: As for the Spanish plagiarist, you as copyright holder can write to the ff.net admins directly and ask to have the work taken down. By law, they have to comply. What a lousy thing.
Edited Date: 2008-06-07 10:08 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-06-07 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Regarding the new Twilight pics:
Image

Date: 2008-06-08 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibsy.livejournal.com
*loves*

Date: 2008-06-07 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Oh, god, the "Star Wars or WWII?" quiz reminds me of a morbid game I play with friends who understand my sense of humor: "While we're waiting, let's play 'Concentration Camp, or Health Spa?' I'll start: first, Biarritz! Next, Bergen-Belsen! Next, Baden-Baden!" No one ever gets them all right, but it's good for an irreverent snort.

Date: 2008-06-08 02:49 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] dzurlady.livejournal.com
I have been to Baden-Baden! They had some hilariously awesome fabric swim caps embroidered with flowers.

Date: 2008-06-08 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I would like to visit a European spa! The closest I've come was an awesome Swiss waterpark.

Date: 2008-06-08 03:24 am (UTC)
ext_1788: Photo of Lirael from the Garth Nix book of the same name, with the text 'dzurlady' (Default)
From: [identity profile] dzurlady.livejournal.com
Sadly I only wandered around the outside, so I cannot tell you what it was like.

Date: 2008-06-08 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smadronia.livejournal.com
Nom de Plume made me lol so much. My s.o. didn't get it.

Date: 2008-06-08 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sound-of-bells.livejournal.com
"Oh, you go to hell and turn left," my aunt replied.

EPIC WIN.

Date: 2008-06-08 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wirrrn.livejournal.com

Well, to be fair to Michael Jackson, he probably will be one of those weird brains-in-ajar-on-robot-legs from RETURN OF THE JEDI before too long- he can join Jabba's Palace Band!

Caribbean Monk Seal- Dang I hate Humanity sometimes...

Date: 2008-06-08 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zrath.livejournal.com


DiCaprio?
As Nolan Bushnell?
No.
No way.
Nuh huh.
I like you, Leornado, but you don't look anything like Bushnell.


Date: 2008-06-08 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluinkalchemist.livejournal.com
I know the feeling. I've been at the Philadelphia Writer's Conference all weekend, and despite the shooting pain in my ankles from all the walking in new sneakers, I've finally resolved to pursue writing as my career and stop putting off the novels I want to write. Check out my eljay for more if you have the time.

<3 your linkspam and Losturday posts as always.

Date: 2008-06-08 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Oh, wow. Best of luck! It sounds like your sit-down with the agent went really well, too. : )

Date: 2008-06-09 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadefell.livejournal.com
This is off topic, and I'm sorry, but you seem to get results.

[livejournal.com profile] meopta has breast cancer, the kind that usually kills you fast. She made it to remission, although she's still getting treatment. She's got two little girls who are pretty freaked out by OMG THE CANCER. She's one of those people the world needs more of: strong, out spoken, fair, awesome, passionate. She's currently doing a cancer walk in support of another patient seen by her oncology center, and I was wondering if you could help in asking people to donate to it. http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR?px=7290903&fr_id=11659&pg=personal&JServSessionIdr008=hdltojp511.app312b

I've been reading your LJ for a while, and usually find good stuff to pass on to other people. I sent your reviews of twilight and the second book to a friend of mine who's a YA librarian and so had to read YA literature and follow YA culture to be good at her job. It made her day. Thanks for that.

Date: 2008-06-10 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Sure thing. : )

Date: 2008-06-16 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foresthouse.livejournal.com
Ah-hah! That's so funny that I just said I had that same feeling when I wanted to be doing something creative but haven't had time! Well, glad to know I'm not the only one whose brain works sort of like that, I guess.

Oh my gosh your poor grandmother. O_o

Also: I didn't know Wonder Woman lived in my city! Cool.
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