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[cleolinda]

Not to sound too defensive, but since I'm under review at the_reviewers and getting wildly divergent reviews, it may be time to spotlight a few of the older entries:

Wherein I cannot remember what I was doing in a hotel room for two weeks with Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, and Viggo Mortensen (...using the word "wherein" really isn't helping me shake the "boring and scholarly" rap, is it?)

Going Gollum over a term paper

Heroine Addiction

Pants

Unfortunately, the Salem Bitchcraft Trial entries are friends-locked by necessity, and so not eligible, I guess...

God, you know what I just realized? I really am that boring. Wow. Hmm. I may have to do something about this...

Comments

[travelsizedoug.livejournal.com]

I love your journal; i'm not a reviewer buti'm adding you.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks.

[edda.livejournal.com]

Hilarious icon. I know I say this to about fifty people a day on LJ, all of whom are way cleverer than me, but seriously, hilarious icon.

[travelsizedoug.livejournal.com]

<3 isnt it?

Dohhhhhh

[etherealshores.livejournal.com]

Thanks for friending me!Glad to meet ya..i'll add ya right now =)
Welcome to the insanity!

[edda.livejournal.com]

Unless I'm doing something wrong, that "Heroine Addiction" link goes to the same entry as the "Pants" link. Just FYI.

And it's all funny as hell, but you knew that. And who are these Reviewers, and how do they decide to call upon people?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, I said, "Hey, review me." It's not like they just descended on me. Generally I do this kind of thing to meet other users who normally wouldn't see my journal.

Some of the comments cracked me up, though--"Boring as hell. D+." "Like a posh English paper." And then there were people who liked it. And there were some good suggestions made, too.

[cellardoor28.livejournal.com]

were they reading the same journal?

[aigooism.livejournal.com]

You're not boring, okay? Everyone is intersting in a way !

[snowking.livejournal.com]

Well, you're one of the most entertaining people on my friends list. But you can't be all things to all people. So concentrate on being all things to the ones that matter. LIKE ME.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heeee.

That was the main thing I took away from it--a few things I could change or improve, maybe get a little more creative, but that mostly, there's no accounting for taste. You can't be all things to all people, exactly.

[sprunkle.livejournal.com]

Well, I think it's funny, but then again I think Robocop's a modern cinematic masterpiece so I'm not sure what my opinion's worth.
The rooster entry from upstream cracked me up.