cleolinda | (no subject) (Reply)

Okay, it's been so widely linked that I assume you've all heard the story about the girl who got assaulted (read: kicked in the face with a steel-toed boot) at Convergence in New Orleans, and is asking for help finding the guy. Turns out he was a friend (or "friend," after having done this) and basically your bog-standard jealous drunken psychotic, from what I can tell. Here's the thing that made me stop cold:

He led the cops on a 3 hour wild goose chase Saturday morning and is rumored to have fled the LA border back to Alabama (he's from Mountain Brook, near Birmingham)

See, actually Mountain Brook is a suburb of Birmingham, which I would know, because I live in the suburb RIGHT NEXT TO IT. HOLY SHIT. Birmingham really IS the nexus of the universe.

So, uh, if you're one of my fellow Hamsters, take a look at this asshat, because we actually have a shot at running into him.