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cleolindaOh, good God. Sister Girl's in her room crying on the phone because her boyfriend just dumped her because he "met someone else," which her friends are pretty sure is code for "came home after a year serving in Afghanistan, through which Sister Girl waited patiently, only to discover that she'd gained weight. But he made sure to spend one more weekend with her first, before he went to visit his family upstate, and didn't call her for two weeks after that." (Part of their certainty is the fact that he's only been home a couple of weeks--it's not like he's had time to really pick up chicks. Also, he seems to have gained some weight himself.) They've been dating on and off (mostly on) for about three years, if I recall correctly. And now she's too upset to go to class and learn how to make pie. Ass.
ETA: I feel bad that my sister (who's nineteen) isn't as jaded and self-sufficient, for lack of better words, as I am, because my response would basically be, "If you're that superlative a shit, I don't want your punk ass anyway." And I would have said it three years ago, at that.
ETA 2: Hey, it turns out he really did meet someone else... a 34-year-old Army captain. He's 21. Say whaaaaat?
ETA 3: You guys, I forgot to tell you the best part: he broke up with her via email.
ETA: I feel bad that my sister (who's nineteen) isn't as jaded and self-sufficient, for lack of better words, as I am, because my response would basically be, "If you're that superlative a shit, I don't want your punk ass anyway." And I would have said it three years ago, at that.
ETA 2: Hey, it turns out he really did meet someone else... a 34-year-old Army captain. He's 21. Say whaaaaat?
ETA 3: You guys, I forgot to tell you the best part: he broke up with her via email.
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:03 pm (UTC)Jesus, what a shit.
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:10 pm (UTC)Best wishes for Sister Girl to get over this person very soon.
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:10 pm (UTC)The sleeping with Sister Girl seems unwarranted, though.
Hasn't he been an ass before?
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:15 pm (UTC)And that is why I proposed a million months ago.
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:17 pm (UTC)Total and utter bastid, anyway, and she's better off without him.
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:17 pm (UTC)gah! dumbass...
*brings the tar* who'll bring the feathers?
*hugs for sister girl*
L.
got a pair of garden siccors that might help
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:20 pm (UTC)This guy is an ASS. He had a lovely, supportive girlfriend waiting for him. WHO CAN COOK!!! This guy = not too bright.
Meh. Am glad there are some good dudes around.
*hugs
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:21 pm (UTC)OH. HELL. NO.
Fuck that Fucker with a fucking diseased Fuckstick with BIG ASS FUCKING THORNS!!
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:23 pm (UTC)Your poor sister. It's horrible that there's no short cut through this. She's now free to meet someone awesome, but sadly you can only appreciate being dumped by a fuckwit after you've the distance to appreciate the lucky escape.
Give her a virtual hug, and tell her if the vibes from your f'list work at all, his bits will be shrivelling at lightning speed.
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:24 pm (UTC)Unfortunately the first image that popped into my brain was good old Private Lyndie and her Iraqi man-toys in Abu-Ghraib. ARGH! SCRUB MY BRAIN!
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:24 pm (UTC)The divorce proceedings go great in a year or two.
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:27 pm (UTC)does he think he's ashton kutcher or something?
gah! he's a good for nothing waste of space...
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Date: 2005-04-27 05:28 pm (UTC)As for Asshat, he'll get his in spades. :) Hopefully with a nice side of heaping humiliation.
--Kris
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