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[cleolinda]

Oh, good God. Sister Girl's in her room crying on the phone because her boyfriend just dumped her because he "met someone else," which her friends are pretty sure is code for "came home after a year serving in Afghanistan, through which Sister Girl waited patiently, only to discover that she'd gained weight. But he made sure to spend one more weekend with her first, before he went to visit his family upstate, and didn't call her for two weeks after that." (Part of their certainty is the fact that he's only been home a couple of weeks--it's not like he's had time to really pick up chicks. Also, he seems to have gained some weight himself.) They've been dating on and off (mostly on) for about three years, if I recall correctly. And now she's too upset to go to class and learn how to make pie. Ass.



ETA: I feel bad that my sister (who's nineteen) isn't as jaded and self-sufficient, for lack of better words, as I am, because my response would basically be, "If you're that superlative a shit, I don't want your punk ass anyway." And I would have said it three years ago, at that.


ETA 2: Hey, it turns out he really did meet someone else... a 34-year-old Army captain. He's 21. Say whaaaaat?


ETA 3: You guys, I forgot to tell you the best part: he broke up with her via email.

Comments

[wearejustducky.livejournal.com]

Someone's just put himself on the list for a Venti-sized Karmic Burninating.

Jesus, what a shit.

[lafemmezilla.livejournal.com]

Ass indeed! Grr.

[heinous_bitca.livejournal.com]

*keelz him OMG*

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

There are other things I've wanted to say about him, but when she mentioned missing him and being depressed on her own journal a couple of times, his FAMILY showed up and started berating her in the comments for not "supporting him" 24-7 while he was overseas. So... yeah. I don't like him, I never have, and I don't like his family. Karmic Burnination ahoy!

[morganwolf.livejournal.com]

I concur. Men are teh suck.

[prncssaurora.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, piss. That really sucks, I can't even imagine what that would feel like. Hugs for Sister Girl. :(

[sapphires13.livejournal.com]

Shall we arrange castration via rusty hedgeclippers?

[hail-atlantis.livejournal.com]

SUCK.

Best wishes for Sister Girl to get over this person very soon.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Maybe he met someone in Afghanistan, another soldier? A friend of mine ended up dating someone assigned to the same post as she (though it was a stateside posting). Or, alternately, in those two weeks with the family, he met a piece of ass he really wanted to chase...

The sleeping with Sister Girl seems unwarranted, though.

Hasn't he been an ass before?

[rebel-waltz.livejournal.com]

[lizoraveriam.livejournal.com]

What a jackass.. verily, bite him in the HEAD. A lot. With a rabid raccoon.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I like rusty nail clippers. Takes longer that way.

[bea-in-a-bonnet.livejournal.com]

Bastard.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Okay, she just told me? A thirty-four-year-old Army captain. Say whaaaaat?

[squirrelgirl22.livejournal.com]

What a dickhead! I second the big hugs for Sister Girl.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

because my response would basically be, "If you're that superlative a shit, I don't want your punk ass anyway."

And that is why I proposed a million months ago.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

*loves sisterwife*

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

What you said in your ETA, but you don't know stuff like that at 19. Sometimes you never do learn stuff like that.

Total and utter bastid, anyway, and she's better off without him.

[http://users.livejournal.com/lorien__/]

as we would say over here... "klootzak"
gah! dumbass...

*brings the tar* who'll bring the feathers?

*hugs for sister girl*

L.
got a pair of garden siccors that might help

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

I wanted to say that. Only I realised it would be Very, Very, Bad. So I didn't. I'm glad someone else did, though.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. It's wrong and it's unsympathetic, but all I can think of is Jack Nicholson from "A Few Good Men" and that line about "nothing like a blowjob from a superior officer."..

[http://users.livejournal.com/lorien__/]

i think a lot of us are thinkin that at the moment...

L.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

See, that's what I hate--it's not something I can tell her, either. She either comes to understand it for herself, or she doesn't.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

*beats up Sister Girl's crappy old boyfriend*

*makes crepes for everyone*

*in high heels, pearls and a frilly apron*

[cellardoor28.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm surprised she put up with all the shit PREVIOUSLY from him.

This guy is an ASS. He had a lovely, supportive girlfriend waiting for him. WHO CAN COOK!!! This guy = not too bright.

Meh. Am glad there are some good dudes around.

*hugs snowking tightly*