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[cleolinda]

Another round from the To Pimp list, while the Spider-Man DVD is rolling over back to the beginning:

lady_tavington: "Oh, All Mighty Cleo, I have, for thy pimping, a story to push, hoping that thou willst do some magic for me... I just started a Star Wars/Lostr (LOST+LOTR pairings) fic, entitled Discord Among Us, and I was hoping you could do me some pimping... Chapter 1 be here, and Chapter 2 be here. While you're at it, could you also pimp my fic comm, literarydebris? Tnx muchleh."

divabat: "rphurtsmybrain (a spinoff of trollprincess's ithurtsmybrain) needs writers and faithlikewhoa needs more people posting. Thankee :D "

theatre_angel: "I should hope that Sherie Rene Scott Online is eligible for pimping."

shempskaya: "Please pimp my community ghpp, The Guerilla Haiku Postcard Project. The gist of it is, write a haiku on a postcard, mail it anonymously to whoever you want, and post it. It's been dead in there for quite awhile, maybe some new blood will freshen it up."

chorusgirl: ":Pimp take two: My Harry Potter fanfic. R&R maybe?"

tundraeternal: "Could you give a shout out on behalf of who_new_who, a comm for people who've fallen in love with the new Doctor Who series? We want lots of people to come join so we can all be psycho fanatics together. Thanks!"

mackzazzle: "So, my pimp request? negability. Literary history RPG. Yeah, you heard that right. It's just starting, and we're really hurtin' for characters. Any English author born before 1900 is fair came. Come on. It's only the awesomest thing ever. ;)"

akakat: "Lovely Cleo, tf I'm not past deadline could you pimp my Vid site? Music videos for HP, LOTR, POTC, and others."


Misc. links:

Since vampychick reminded me, Capewatch: "Approximately US $4,349.63." (Emmy Rossum's Christine wedding dress? Approximately US $482.44. Oh, burrrrrrrn.) And yeah, the quills are already out of my reach. Woe for writerly mementoes. However, you can still get a whole frickin' bee costume (I know, man. Bee costume?) for like $15.

(I still want to know who ran off with the candelarmbra.)

Comments

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Behold the power of crazed fangirls and tremble, mortals.

There's an idea for a new invasion force. Just tell the women that somewhere in the city part of Gerry Butler's wardrobe is in need of liberation and I swear the city will fall before sunset. Nothing can stand before them.

And poor Christine's wedding dress. It wishes it were as sexy as the cape.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Shhhhhh! I think you just gave away Bush's plans to take over Pakistan!

[vladimirsever.livejournal.com]

So what's lot 666, again?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

The chandelier, silly! : D

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

The chandelier of DOOM!...and exposition!

[agentsculder.livejournal.com]

Gerard Butler's cufflinks and pin are up to almost $1000, however, you can get peices from the chandelier for less than $100. The cape is gorgeous though. Actually all of the costumes are great. I keep wondering if something like one of the Phantom's outfits would go up for sale. Now the bidding on that would be crazy insane.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

Oh, good Lord. "All right, Miss Smith, why do you want to take out a second mortgage on your house, again?"

"To buy Gerard Butler's pants!"

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I just wanted a quill! Has nothing to do with him! Is a writer thing! Stupid pastries. *sniff*

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

I still want to know who ran off with the candelarmbra.)
Mz. Scarlet in the powder room.

[sweinberg.livejournal.com]

I think you should pimp your favorite geeky Jewish pothead movie critic.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I think you came in a day too late for Pimp Week.

(I'll do it anyway. ; )

[skyblade.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're the same Scott Weinberg from "Home Theater Forum", right? You once commented on Your Movie...on My Movie...on my list on Your Movie Database (http://www.ymdb.com/user_top20_view.asp?usersid=4977&ce=y).

Pimp Request

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Pardon, if I make a breach in ettiquite, but if you are still taking Pimpage Requests, please consider http://www.sir-toby.com/extend-a-story

No ads, no pictures, straight up texty goodness. Branching, choose your own way storyline and any blank pages can be added onto. The new page will appear in moments.

There is a concentrated effort to avoid pointless violence and gratitous cheesecake.

Instead, we have plot-relevant violence and um...lots of cheesecake. Plus, a talking dog.

Re: Pimp Request

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Pardon, if I make a breach in ettiquite, but if you are still taking Pimpage Requests

I'm not, but I'll make an exception. Shhhh, don't tell. : )

[secretnthewings.livejournal.com]

I have to say, I'm just a little disappointed that there are no Comedy Sheep being put up for auction. Just think of the boring social gatherings you could liven up with one of those babies!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, they haven't finished putting up all the items yet...

Hello!

[banazir.livejournal.com]

Hi there! I came across your journal in deire's friends list, and I have to say, your Lost synopses are phenomenally good.

I've added you (you need not reciprocate, of course, but please feel welcome to if you like). I'm a crazy Jedi hobbit with several Lost-crazy friends (par example, voila (http://www.livejournal.com/community/teunc/2005/04/06/)).

Anyhow, I just thought I'd say hi, and ask: is it all right with you if I turn the pimping thing into a meme? (I'll post the proper attribution, of course.)

--
Banazir
(P.S.: Did you coin the term "OMGWTFPOLARBEAR"?)

Re: Hello!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Aww, hi! I've actually run out of room to friend people, but I try to check on folks anyway. And yeah, sure, take the pimp thing. It's hardly something I invented--I think it just started because a couple of people asked, and I had a couple of backlog requests, so I just opened the floor.

(P.S.: Did you coin the term "OMGWTFPOLARBEAR"?)

I... wow, now that you mention it, I think I did.

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

Ok, so I just watched Spiderman. I'm trying to see all the 15M movies before the book comes out, mainly because I missed nearly every movie of the nineties and this is an excuse to see them. Let me just say that Kirsten Dunst has never looked so hot in all her life. She needs to hire the Fug girls to do her wardrobe or something because if she looked like that all the time, she'd be the female equivalent of GB. People would be bidding on her wet shirts shoes.

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

Spider-man. Damn typos.

[black-nightess.livejournal.com]

damn $195 (and counting) for a quill! lol a bee costume for $15 bucks. hehe.

[kaerusattori.livejournal.com]

Love the FAQ question for the quills:

Q: Did Gerry use ( or write with) these!?!?
A:These particular quills are actually clean-tipped and do not have ink stains on them, but were set props for Gerry to use in the scene

Note the excessive puncutation—looks like even ebay knows how much the fangirls will squee over "Gerry" ;-)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I'm actually pretty sure those are real questions people sent in--the wording on some of the other auctions' questions has me convinced.

(Notice how careful "OG" is to not actually say, "No. He totally did not use these. But they were in the same room with him. Good enough?")

[zen-child.livejournal.com]

Cleo, the white mask has gone up to £493 in the first ten minutes of auction. I was looking around and noticed there was 0 bids, then refreshed the page to find 16. It's madness.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Oh holy God.

[dreamingenigma.livejournal.com]

Okay seriously, the capewatch is getting a little crazy. Tarts are probably like, selling their children or something to buy these things!

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Dude, you don't know the half of it. The white mask just went on the block, and I swear to you it jumped from 400 to 1000 while I was watching.

[notalent.livejournal.com]

thanks for this wonderful public service :)

[jazzchang.livejournal.com]

This has absolutely nothing to do with anything in this post, but I've found people don't normally cruise old posts looking for new comment, so I figured it would be better to post here.

Is there any way I could use the idea of 'Rent-a-Phantom' for my English project? I'm not trying to turn in your work, but I want to use that idea for a Dante's Inferno project that's due soon, and I thought I'd check with everyone who did it...and I don't know the names, so I fiigured this was the best place to post it.

Thanks.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

aperrin2 did the text, and I did the graphics on the Rent-a-Phantom thing. What'd you have in mind for Dante?

your story on the phantom of the opera

[(Anonymous)]

I am a huge huge huge phan and i was not at all offended by your story "The Phantom Of The Opera In 15 Minutes." In fact, I tghout it was hysterical and should be made into a Mel Brooks style movie. keep up the Phantom infos and jokes Flowing. Thanks.

Re: your story on the phantom of the opera

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks. : )