Two hours until I leave!

Dishwasher advice I got from the stovetop delivery guy today: ( This may CHANGE YOUR LIFE or probably not )

Another quick smattering of linkspam while I rest up for Midnight Harry Potter:

Half-Blood Prince Review Roundup; 'Half-Blood Prince' is witty, spectacular and one of the best; 'Harry Potter': EW review.

Heyman: Imelda Staunton to Return as Umbridge for Deathly Hallows; John Williams' Return to Harry Potter is Officially a Possibility!

I keep thinking Radcakes can't get any awesomer and I keep being wrong:

You've said recently that you would like to date older women. You know who's older, single now and likes British guys? Madonna.

Christ. I don't think that I'd do my chances of working with Guy Ritchie any good.

Gary Oldman reportedly taught you bass guitar on the set of 'Potter.' Have you ever considered starting a band?

No, he gave me one bass guitar lesson. [...] I haven't played bass in years, I gave it up because I wasn't getting any better. You have the realization of going, "I don't know what I'm going to do with this." And also bass isn't an instrument particularly that gets you laid. On its own, cool, but not like guitar, you can't really be a flash bastard with bass.

Tom Felton For Riley* In ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’? WHAT ARE YOU DOING they'll eat you alive! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

* That dude who thinks Victoria loves him but she's only using him to build an army of disposable vampire losers to kill Bella or whatever. Yeah, I forgot about him too.

New Photo of Alice in Wonderland 's White Queen.

'Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief' Teaser: Probably One of Our Best Elevators.

Don't Watch: First Trailer for Steve Carell's 'Despicable Me.'

From alliancesjr: THE BEST USED CAR ADVERTISEMENT EVER WRITTEN.

And, most importantly: Things to say during sex.