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[cleolinda]

Woooooe, my funny is gone, y'all. I am running so behind and I can't think of anything to say, I just keep staring at the screen and when I try to write, all that comes out is really bad Captain Obvious-style prose summary and sob. I am thisclose to asking y'all to clap your hands and start chanting, "I do believe in funny! I do! I do!" Because I think mine is dead. *weeps*

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[mcfeste.livejournal.com]

Well, I believe in funny.

But what are you struggling to be funny about?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

"Attack of the Clones in 15 Minutes" for the book. When you can't think of a way to rag on a Star Wars movie, you've got it bad, man.

[mcfeste.livejournal.com]

Heh. Perhaps the problem is coming up with a way to rag on it in a way no one already has. :)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Well, that's why I refused to do Phantom Menace. I said that I couldn't deal with that much Jar Jar--Jar Jar hate is done to death.

[zen-child.livejournal.com]

Bilbo Bagshot: What about the Ewoks eh? They were rubbish. You don't complain about them.
Tim: Yeah but Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin'... Shaft.

Any excuse to quote Spaced.

[pistolharris.livejournal.com]

Oh, pleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE make something out of that horrible, horrible line:

'I hate sand. It's coarse and rough. Not like you: you're soft and smooth'

Ugh, makes me shudder just TYPING about it.