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[cleolinda]

Apparently we're giving all the Lost characters their own countries, so I'ma have to go with Sawyerland, Sayidistan, Jackstralia, Katebabwe, Clairentina, Sunisia, Jinway, Hurleguay, Boonzil, and Snickerbitchapan. And Rose, if she ever comes back, can be Rose New Guinea. And maybe we can have, like, the United Charlie Emirates or Trinidad and Mercutio or something. Mercutio's Kid should totally be El Waltador. Vincent, of course, gets the Labrador Peninsula. I can't improve on fanofall's "Locke Lomond."

ETA: I was trying to get to sleep last night, and suddenly I sat bolt upright and said out loud, "Charlie Arabia!"

We also need to amend Jinway to Jinmark. Claire needs a new name because "Clairentina" is too twee, as it actually sounds like a real name (and an awful one at that). (Clairwan? Clairwaii?) Mercutio was really hard anyway, but he needs a new one, too (Mercutiopia? Bosnia-Mercutiovina?), because I just realized that Scott and Steve (who will apparently show up again) totally need to be Stevedad and Scottbago, because I can't tell them apart anyway.

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[etherealshores.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA *snort giggle*

[kittygopounce.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Lost hasn't started here, unless it's a pay tv thing - in which case, maybe it has? - so I'm not reading the recaps for fear of spoiling, in the event it is released here ... but, tee hee, that was funny.

Also, this is how much behind we are to you: the "My Ox Is Broken!" season of The Amazing Race only started a few weeks ago.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. Keep an eye on that one, though--there are some totally classic moments in that season.

[kittygopounce.livejournal.com]

lol, I have been - especially since the "My Ox Is Broken" thing *giggles*

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Dude. Now I have to see if I can make a map of all this. With flags, so they can wave them before they speak to each other.

[elbales]

I was just reading along thinking, okay, sure, uh huh, cute --Clairentina?, oh nggh--and then I hit Snickerbitchapan and just lost it.

Props.

[letloverule42.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Snickerbitchapan....El Waltador...United Charlie Emirates....if I could make graphics, I would SO be making a map right now. Fuckin' priceless.

[luindilwen.livejournal.com]

Can I live in Sayidistan?

[starlights-1.livejournal.com]

Me too! *waves arm around* Muhahaha!

[entropygoddess.livejournal.com]

Katebabwe is ably fending off potential invasion from three separate countries. Her military must kick butt.

This is more from last week's snark, but I thought you might like it. Imagine it with the frantic "Next week on Lost" music.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

United Sayid Emirates

[yarha.livejournal.com]

BwahAHahAHaHAHahaaargh.

I nearly laughed myself sick over 'Snickerbitchapan'. :p

Yarha, Man with No Country

[meyrin-hawke.livejournal.com]

Mwah ha ha ha! Alarmingly, I have the urge to draw flags and stuff now...(with the Dodge symbol of course). Stevedad? Scottbago? I shouldn't have read this so early in the morning because now I'll be repeating it to myself all day and looking like some harmless lunatic...
And I'm planning a trip to Boonzil for the holidays (or why not a world tour!)

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

I VOTE FOR CLAIRWA'II, OH MAN

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Clairwa'ii, the Babymama Republic. ;)

[entropygoddess.livejournal.com]

Charlie Clairabia? It kills several birds with one stone. Clairembourg? Clairezuela? Baja Clairefornia? But no, Clairwa'ii works.

Bosnia-Mercutiovina is really good. I look forward to its bitter war with Jinmark over the disputed rebel territory of Sunisia, which will surprise us all with its dignified bid for independence.

[fanofall.livejournal.com]

I really like Clairezuela. Or Clairenesia, or South Claireica.

And I'm glad you liked "Locke Lomond." EEEE!! I'm mentioned by cleolinda! EEEEE!!!!

Sorry about the fangirl squee, there...

[(Anonymous)]

I thought I couldn't love you more after seeing your icon, but Baja Clairefornia made me laugh so hard.

[aurora-borialis.livejournal.com]

hehehehe...

I vote for Clairwaii or if you wanted to move to bodies of water, Mediclairranean (Sea). actually it would fit better with Jack in context of medi-, but claire is smoother in it. *looks through world map*

I'd also vote for Mercutiopia.

[fanofall.livejournal.com]

Stevedad and Scottbago. ::guffaws::

And DEFINITELY Bosnia-Mercutiovina. ::snort::

[canadabear.livejournal.com]

You know, I wasn't going to. I was just going to lurk your journal for your Lost recaps. But this post? Got you friended.

...personally, I like Claire Zealand.

[wrenifer.livejournal.com]

Wow charlie arabia was really funny. But snickerbichapan will keep me laughing for days. Though its hard to remember what snicker bitch's real name is. Jinmark. Wow

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

ROFL, thnx. That's hilarious.

Charlie Arabia... I love it. =P

[netninny.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Clairuba? Clairundi? Clairibbean?

How about something a little more musical for God's Friggin' Gift to Humanity--like Boonegaria or Luxemboone? Or Boonegladesh. ;-)

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[canadabear.livejournal.com]

Clairibbean....Boonegladesh....*dies*

[mcfeste.livejournal.com]

It must be Boonegladesh. Oh yes, it must.

I carelessly broke my "no drinking liquid of any kind while reading Cleo's journal" rule, and oh, I regret it now.

[netninny.livejournal.com]

Oh, your poor monitor! Sorry about that. ;-)

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[heinous_bitca.livejournal.com]

Yes, must must MUST be Boongladesh. And I like Clairundi, if only for the Izzard connection. ;)

[netninny.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I was unaware of the Izzard connection, so I googled and am now chortling. *g*

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[cynical-lemon.livejournal.com]

Mercutioslavia. Yes.

[anneball.livejournal.com]

Monte Clairo, perhaps? And I second (or third or fourth) Boonegladesh!

[n-k-darkshadow.livejournal.com]

What happened to Luxemboone?

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

This was a while ago. We evolved into Luxemboone, a superior name suggested by someone in the comments. : )

[jaynelove.livejournal.com]

How about Clairemany? *g*